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Calm seas. The pirates dread calm seas. Waves! Thunder! The rattling of swords! The sweet sound of musket fire or the boom of a cannon... much better things than the stillness of the sea. - Hey Bb. - Yeah? - What day is it today? He measures the sky with an impassive look: - It's thursday. - But how can you tell? - Well, at least it feels like thursday. He pauses. - Have you checked the compass today? - Boyce stole that again. - I guess it can't be helped. The monotonous creak of the ship is a sound none of us even hear anymore. The ship, the small waves breaking into the hull.. it's all the same as silence. - How are the men holding up? - The Croat tried to drink out of a gunpowder keg last night. - Did he think it was rum? - Frankly, I'm not even sure at this point. - How about you? - Finishing up on our new flag. - Looking good. Maybe you should draw us up some new victims as well. I couldn't help a sinister smirk. - Do you mean like a.. cartoon? - tl;dr we got a new flag and also feel like reminding you We reserve the right to not attack people we don't feel like attacking. We reserve the right to listen, gossip and idly speculate about you. We reserve the right to stash, embezzle and launder dosh. We reserve the right to participate in organized violence upon request (may involve article 3) Arrgh!

Taunting Alex ? Why would you ever do that? He's just a poor college student trying to find scraps of food off the Orbis floor. Don't be mean to our little hobo ? He's not a coward, he's brave and beauty just like BK.

What is up yo Im going to put on a show Going to spread it by radio and share with the world my mad flow It's going to be at 8:30 pm pacific and 11:30 pm eastern time this Saturday, the 15th. The channel will be #prime-time-booty-time-chat in the Rose discord, and after the official show we will open up the voice channel to everyone, creating the largest clusterfrick in orbis radio history. Here is the tentative schedule (please note the show could start later if an irl meeting I have runs over, though I hope it wont :O) 1-30: Rose, Old Leaders, and then New Leaders. We will discuss the earlier part of the game in which I was sort of relevant and in the loop and hopefully tell fun stories you havent heard before. 30-35: Me bragging about prowess on test server 35-42: Me talking with Nao about him being a homie 42-43: Excessive Drinking 43-73: Kev, Charlie, and Dio. We will discuss the current game and a bit of the olden times 73-73: I mute myself while crying heavily 73- 80: “Talking Shit” with potential special guests 80-81: MrBooty begging for in-game money like a little !@#$ 81-82: MrBooty apologized to Jean Parisot 82-84: MrBooty performes Jean Parisot rap 84-92: I dont have anything planned for this but lets be blunt we are definitely going to run over time a bit so this is a cushion time for when we inevitably do 92: Literally everyone in the chat is unmuted. Some of our guests may leave but MrBooty will stay. MrBooty never backs down from the chaos. *No that was not an endorsement or insult of chaos bloc. **frick chaos block and bullshit babbler ***no actually I really like the idea behind chaos bloc I’ll prolly talk about this during the show Edit: Hey, I'm a cuck and so I said the wrong time... I have something then. Please peep the time change. The one now in the post is right.

Personally, I am impressed that a thread showing leaked logs of the leader of TCW saying they are coordinating with N$O for a war has sucessfully derailed into a debate on whether or not the Ketog/Chaos war is fun for everyone. N$O is barely addressing it, BK wrote it off as irrelevant because it happened awhile ago, and Sphinx hasn't even shown up

We all know this schedule’s going to evolve into Diss Track ft. Booty. I expect many “yup”s!

@kosmokenny This is a fricking joke, correct?

Hi there OWF! I’m [KETOG/Chaos member] and if there’s one thing that really grinds my gears, it’s when I see people calling our war boring, or not fun. See, really it’s great fun, we’re all having bundles of fun fighting each other out here. I think it’s important that me and all my friends tell you about all the fun we’re having in this fun war of ours or else all the no-fun people not having fun fighting in our breathtakingly fun war might not properly understand all the fun to be had in our very fun war. Well, now that it’s been said, I’ll get back to the fun fighting in our mindblowingly fun war that we’re all totally having incomprehensible fun-loads of fun in, yes sirree!

Just a little sample of the greatness you can expect from the legendary Mr. Booty ?

We have been quite rowdy I agree, thanks for the support though Kev. You know I love the Soup

Mandatory "Arrgh!"

Honestly I can't quite see the point of all the downvotes; what're we complaining about here? I'll upvote any announcement of Kosmokenny being banned

There are more reasons to minimize infra damage than being nice, Roq lol. They weren't holding back, it was a conscious strategy decision. And an annoying one at that, once we realized what they were doing. Thanks for giving us permission

No u

Then why split at all? It is increasingly hard to picture the IQ 'disbandment' as anything other than a smoke screen to cover growing consolidation. So genuine splits can only occur through serious internal tension, and there is no animosity or tension between you as stated in this thread. Seems like there isn't a real split then, as borne out by the fact that not only is there no maneuvering against each other, there were even thoughts of teaming up against the smaller spheres the moment you 'split'! Also, the idea that we need animosity for war is not healthy for the game.. So we can only work with people we genuinely like and fight people we don't? What happened to the politics side of politics and war? Set some political goals and use war to further them. You and BK are the two strongest spheres in the game, each standing in the way of the other achieving top sphere status. Why not try and claim the throne? There can be other reasons for war besides 'we don't like you.' That can be well and good, but wars purely over personal animosity get real toxic real fast. If that is all we can look forward too, well god help this game. It's a bit of a catch 22 isn't it? You have no animosity towards BK, so you can't fight them. You never fight or oppose them, so you don't sow any new animosity. How is a war supposed to start? How were wars supposed to start when the game was fresh and alliances were new? I was here and nobody hated each other yet, but we still managed to have politics... Still, if you don't want to fight BK right now, so be it. Why not try and fight us and KETOG together? Or some other combination of smaller alliances that combined would prove a challenge. Is the animosity towards TKR so great that roflstomping us along with BK is somehow more 'fun' than the current war? Which, for the record, has been as enjoyable as any war for many of the actual participants, even if the lack of OWF drama hasn't been a crowd pleaser.

Oh, I see. So it's not that you started planning this recently. Its that you started planning a joint war with NPO against the smaller spheres basically the moment you ostensibly 'broke up.' Gotcha. Hold my beer.

So with recent revelations, the true extent of Brave and Beautiful BK's self confidence issues has become apparent to us all. Only an alliance with a truly low self esteem would feel the need ask NPO for help when they have 900 nations available to hit ~270. So I have created this thread so that we, the community, can come together and tell Brave and Beautiful BK how great they are, to help boost their confidence. Post your submissions of Brave and Beautiful BK's greatness down below. I ask that all submissions be positive and respectful, we can't afford to risk triggering further feelings of inadequacy in them.

Boredom has once again struck our shores. The months of inactivity, consolidation and posturing have left this game quiet and boring. We have therefore decided to ride the boredom wave straight into Chaos. People who we believe know how to have some fun, fight and put on a good show. Last time TKR wanted to dance, this time we ask them to surf. Let’s create some waves, put on a show and have some fun. Maybe those who watch may learn a thing or two.

I scared them with my war face

Arrgh lmao

Noctis is trying to regain his position as most downvoted poster with this post Do not let him succeed

Just doing my part.

We're a long way from SuperFriends

Congrats Noctis on your new position. The circle jerk circus that seems to spawn every time you post is testament to your worthiness. Enjoy the inevitable downvote circle jerk because quantity is better than quality to these worthless tits.

I really hope this doesn't cut into your day job of posting random nonsense on the forums that I can't even be bothered to skim anymore

A pleasure! Another ten grand gets you bridge insurance, in case your bridge fake splits.

I’m interested. Figured I’d experience being a bridge troll Hippo for a bit. What’s the location?

I'm practicing alternative hygiene, and I'll have you know Tom is still proud to be my friend!

Isn’t it kind of ironic that Shifty literally makes a career out of leaking shit which at times can have a grave impact on people and alliances but comes here acting like a wise guy when someone leaks stuff that implicates BK? Like come on Shifty, I enjoy your leaks but you’re making it difficult for me to respect your actions when you come in here acting like that. Of all threads to come in acting wise and attacking the threads motives it’s this one? EDIT: Also @Frawley, kinda hard for you to call this war boring considering you aren’t fighting or involved in any manner. Thanks for the stats though.

Sorry, I can't afford that food for thought due to the high ppu of food currently.

Welp. Good to know we can only have wars which will produce pages of toxicity in the forums, anything else would be boring. I think it's about time to hang up my hat if that's the actual opinion of the community.

Yeah, even if Sphinx messed up here; person who intentionally betrayed his trust is even more lame. Although nobody worth remembering, as they’re gone.

You come off as the person who is a neither likable in game or OoC because you come off as a !@#$y weirdo. That being said, this isn’t unexpected from the weirdo weeb community that was once Panth and now TCW. One thing is to harm people you have announced to dislike or who have betrayed you. That’s vengeance that can be applauded. You literally pretended to still be friends just because you got bored. Personally I’ll make sure to hunt your nation and reputation if you ever do come back. Sphinx is actually one of the few reasons, (aside from Rossiya, RightHonourable, and a few others who are actually decent people) that TCW exists. Eat shit.

well that lasted

That's pretty funny coming from a guy that VM'ed the whole war.

Sphinx: Of course this is opsec, so not a word outside this channel RainbowColor: How about pictures?

who's bright idea in ketog was it to ignore bk and nposphere and attack the other small sphere that could help them in a global i mean, the entire premise relied on BK and NPO acting morally, which obviously wasn't ever going to happen

I'm not surprised. Is anyone surprised?

The coup is hot.

Finally something to watch. Let's go get those aliens ? Ayy we should call this war: Men in Black IV AHOY!

So beating a horse while it’s down is considered “containing” them? Can’t wait for the bad PR to pour over you guys.

How do I VM?

I love how Who Me gloats about having a bunch of nukes a missiles lmao, kid knows he’s about to get his rear-end smacked.

Verification is a pain in the ass and they forgot to renew the verification. The intent behind the verification and transmission restrictions is to prevent players from spawning multis and giving each other money. This intent has not been violated. In any case, I'm gone, let the professionals handle the appeals. Strictly speaking, the behavior is bannable, but does not require a ban given the circumstances. Once again, I'm out; let Schirm or whoever make the appeal. #unbanBlink2019

That's not very smart business. He said he would be willing to pay top dollar, so since you make bots, why not quote him a price, and maybe he will surprise you and say yes. BOOM! he has bots, and you have a bunch of money, everyone wins!

Honestly it wouldn't change a thing, but it is pretty lulzy. Lesson learned though. That's what matters when you participate in a war, helps knock off the rust on some things.

The best part of this war was Empyrea making all their war channels public.