What did you just say to him, you cur? It is of the utmost importance that you are aware that I have successfully completed United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams training, and I have been involved in multiple operational security offensives against the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, and I have completed over 300 assassinations that have been verified by a counterpart. As part of my training I am familiar with Irregular Warfare and I also happen to be the most proficient marksmen in the entirety of the United States Armed Forces. You are not any more significant to me than others who have been in your situation. If necessary I will use my extensive training to dispose of you in a very efficient way, it is important for you to take this serious as my word is my bond. If you thought you could get away with saying things like that over the Internet you are mistaken. While we are in the midst of this conversation I have alerted my vast espionage network across the United States and your internet protocol address is being tracked, you best be ready sir. For I am peeved and considering serious action against you. I am omnipresent, and could exterminate you in over 700 ways, without even using a melee weapon. Not only this, but I have direct access to the United States Marine Corps arsenal, and if necessary will use it to make sure you no longer have presence on this continent, you scoundrel. It is most unfortunate you did not understand what unholy retribution would descend upon you for your “clever” posting, perhaps then you would have reconsidered. Alas, you did not know this information, and since you are a person I consider to be less intelligent than myself, you must now suffer the consequences. I will defecate fury all over you and you will not be able to successfully complete your respiratory cycle. You are in danger, kiddo.