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TheNG last won the day on June 21

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    The Biggest Bird on Orbis

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    The Dutch East India Company
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  1. TheNG

    Shifty News Network-Pepper

    Not deep state per se, but it does fit the theme of this thread/"war"
  2. TheNG

    Vanguard/Bad Company Announcement

    Remember when alliances actually signed treaties and announced them on the forums rather than preforming bloody rituals in the dead of night to call secret treaties forth from the void? I mean, I do because I'm old, but apparently so does Vanguard. Good luck to all parties!
  3. TheNG

    Syndicare press release: Protection notices

    Hahaha, I'm onto you Partisan, I know what your game is, who you're really working for! Allow me to show the whole world your hideous plot with this crude pictoral diagram! Just look at this!
  4. When one has suffered at the whims and vagaries of unfathomable power in the service of the ancients as long as I, it is possible to see through the corporate smokescreen to the true cause of events. (This is what you get for telling me stuff Partisan) Nevertheless, congratulations, and I look forward to getting rolled by Syndisphere 2
  5. TheNG

    A New Date to the Dance

    Relevant: Congratulations to BK, Condolences to Apeman.
  6. TheNG

    The most extreme border control in Orbis

    Friendly reminder that Pantheon's old gov thought most of their own alliance were braindead simpletons and that only a few were even worth trying to drag to TCW. Keep up the good work gents!
  7. TheNG

    Let's Dance!

    Don't let Buorhann, and TKR/TCW catfighting distract you from the glorious fact that those logs show even Pantheon's old gov thought that most of their alliance were dumber than a sack of rocks. I guess Fist really doesn't have to do much to surpass his predecessors lmao 😂
  8. Millenia of the cursed power of hegemony flowing through one's very being will twist the form in strange ways. Nevertheless, the... gifts... have their uses.
  9. https://imgur.com/WSDZNii
  10. TheNG

    Dancing Was a Metaphor, Guys

    Wait....what? TKR defending the.... honor... of IQ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! CODE RED GUYS, CODE RED. RESET THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROQ IS TAKING OVER, SMASH THOSE DELETE BUTTONS AND HAND YOUR SMALL MEMBERS THE CYNANIDE PILLS SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER AT HIS HANDS. IF ANY OF YOU NEED ME, I WILL BE ENTERING A 5000 DAY VM (but still posting on the forums, of course) SO THAT I MAY SURVIVE THE COMING APOCALYPSE. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.... Also, as an aside to KT, I really don't think the last war went so well that you guys can circlejerk about your war prowess to such a degree. Keep trying though, you guys are doing great!
  11. TheNG

    Shifty News Network-Live in Albuquerque

    Every time an erstwhile member of last war's anti-IQ coalition trashes another former member in public, an NPO nation gets their next city, and at this rate, they'll all be cracking 20 cities soon 😄 Great work guys!
  12. TheNG

    Breaking News from the Shifty News Network-Fark hospitalized

    Excellent question! If your old allies join IQ, then you'll still have to betray someone, it's in the code. I'd recommend stealing the bank of the largest alliance you can find, creating a cycle of bitterness which will drive the next two or three years of backroom politics and lopsided wars in the game. All part of the plan.
  13. TheNG

    Breaking News from the Shifty News Network-Fark hospitalized

    Great work Felkey, I see you're following the procedure very carefully. TCW gets +5 Seeker Points, and you get a gold star! Keep up the good work, membership awaits! 👍
  14. I'm saving my Roq pics for now Buor, bigger things are afoot.... But if no one wants to shit on IQ, I will happily fill the hole in the market right after I donate half my members to BK. It's that time of the month again, you know? I'm not taking any pill before I tell the world what chemicals Roq is putting into the water!
  15. You guys seem to be having fun and all, so I'm just stopping by to say that this thread isn't not fooling anyone (like anyone is going to buy the bogus drama between Queen M and Buorhann lmao) and I know this is all just a setup to roll IQ again in five months. If anyone says different, they're lying and probably next up to merge with BK. Only us woke birds know the truth, and will of course do absolutely nothing to prevent the outcome!

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