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This post is long overdue, but it’s time for me to say goodbye. Whenever someone left PnW, I’d joke, “Congrats on your freedom!” But honestly, this game has been one of the best things to happen to me—it’s shaped who I am and helped me grow in real life. We shit on this game all the time, but for my last post, I want to have a genuine conversation about the impact this community has had on me over the past 9 years. I don’t think we talk about this enough, we always like to say it’s a waste of time… but reflecting back, it was the exact opposite. PnW helped me get into my dream school with a scholarship. I had no idea how to write a resume or even where to start with college apps, but people here (@Ser Arthur Dayne and @Caleope especially) gave me blunt feedback (literally told me that my first CommonApp draft was “dog shit”) and stuck with me for hours, helping me focus on what mattered. Even after getting in, y’all helped me with everything from club applications to networking. As a first-gen immigrant college kid, this community leveled the playing field for me, and I’m beyond grateful. Believe it or not, you can put PnW on your resume. I learned graphic design here (thanks @Aksel and @Ripper) and added the flags/ads to my art portfolio. I got into coding the early prototypes of TARS and CTOwned (@Shamadruu ty for this and so much more), which landed on my tech resumes. I even put EVH on my MBA apps and somehow made it sound legit in the interview... Some would say PnW made me a master bullshitter. Most importantly, this community got me through the tough times - whether it was when I was a lonely high school freshman, or when I was dealing with a breakup as a college senior, or just needing a space to tism (shoutout to the KT-EVH embassy). Those little moments meant more than anything else. Ironically, if I didn’t play PnW, I am not sure I’d be very sane. Thanks for everything. Y’all meant so so much, especially those of you at Event Horizon (extra brownie points to @Daveth @Krampus @Xi Jinping@JaxTeller). I hope we can meet again some day, it really has been the best of rides… everything from waking up to 5 AM alarms for raids or arguing on the forums with one of my DOWs. ❤️ I will miss this, I will miss all of y'all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Pigga & Co. (EVH) Announces Groundbreaking Rebrand: Rose Becomes Tulip™ to Better Align with Gen Z Values, Aesthetics, and Vibe April 29, 2025 — After a month of intense negotiations, Pigga & Co. (EVH) is thrilled to announce the full restructuring and rebranding of Rose into… Tulip™ — a fresher, more emotionally resonant name designed for the modern attention span. This strategic pivot is rooted in deep consumer insights gathered via TikTok duets, astrology girl engagement, and an anonymous survey where 73% of Gen Z respondents said “Rose feels like something my mom would use.” In contrast, Tulip™ reportedly “slaps,” “is giving soft launch energy,” and was described by one respondent as “lowkey a vibe.” "We didn't just change a name," said Krampus, the new Chief Yap Officer at Pigga & Co. "We reinvented a legacy. Rose walked so Tulip™ could go viral." The new Tulip™ brand will feature: Softer serifs and a pastel rebrand for “emotional relatability” A new FA head (suspected to be an AI-powered chat bot) who actually talks in public 30% more cuteness For more information, please follow @TheRealTulip on TikTok, where we’ll be unpacking this transformation through a 47-part “day in the life of a Tulip girl” series. About Pigga & Co. (EVH) Pigga & Co. is a leading aggregator of late-night spreadsheets, niche internet references, and FA tism moments. Our mission is to make sure everyone’s lives are dedicated to nothing but PnW. Tldr: The Tulip coalition surrenders to EVH/KT/SPC coalition, war ends on April 29, 2025 DC. Rose/TFP/Penta Coalition Surrender to EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition EVH and Rose agree to good faith diplomacy towards resetting relations Rose, The Golden Horde, The Fighting Pacifists, Arkham Asylum, and all other members of the Rose faction of the current conflict that declared war on the World Task Force as part of Darkest Hour Deux for being a "member of SAIL" will acknowledge that they knew World Task Force wasn't then, nor was ever, a part of SAIL. Mayhem agrees to approach and work on improving relations with GATO/Minesome; and resolve past issues Both sides of the conflict agree to enter a 4 month NAP (Non-Aggression Pact) which ends on August 27, 2025 @ 8pm EST The name of the war is: Pigga Strikes Back All alliances go back to their pre-war color blocs All wars declared before DC can be completed or peaced at the nations discretion. All wars declared post DC must be peaced. The official end to the war is April 29, 2025 @ 8PM EST and so no new war declarations after this date/time. In addition to these peace terms the following meme terms have been agreed to: Rose changes its flag to a Tulip for two weeks Rose / Arkham will each draw a picture of a frog for MILF Velyni apologizes for introducing bugs to CTOwned An embargo must be placed on https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=13622 for the duration of 48 hours In addition to the standard NAP, the following clauses will be added to it and last for its duration: KT/Myr/MILF Specific: Raids C25 and below are allowed between the specified alliances and Rose coalition and are to be treated as normal raids which can be countered. Mass raids are not allowed No spy attacks between both sides No proxy wars between both sides including hiring Arrgh / Pirate Wheels / Pirate Buy Outs Any NAP violations or breaks should be resolved using good faith diplomacy Repeated NAP violations or breaks will result in the termination of the NAP Defense clause activation of existing and future M-level / O-level treaties trump the NAP. NAP covers any merges/rebrands The following alliances and their offshores/extensions/prots will be included in the NAP: EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition: EVH, KT, TI, SPC, WTF, UU, GATO, Rol, MILF, Vault-Tec, Myrmidons, Darkstar, Nemesys, The Aegis Order Rose/TFP/Penta Coalition: Rose, Arkham Asylum, The Golden Horde, United Purple Nations, Mayhem, Black Knights, Name Withheld, The Fighting Pacifists, United Socialist Nations, Antarctica Alliance, SFR Yugoslavia, Gallowglass, Yorkshire, Panem Signatures: Congrats everyone for the war, it was a close one and fun. Shameless plug that I am exiting this game in the following week, everyone is welcome to my retirement party and I will be writing a sappy farewell letter (state-mandated crying is required, failure to comply will be sent for a night with Krampus, our new Chief Yap Officer at EVH).

Actually, yes... it is Kastor’s fault if he tells me there’s a fancy sports car, puts a gun to my head, and says, “Steal it or I shoot you,” while also handing me the keys and laying out the entire plan from timing to target. That’s not just pointing something out—that’s coercion.

Appreciate the response Kastor, good to see a real ROH rather than your RON claims about how this is all GenAI fake news. I am glad you've paved the path for more spicy logs. Before responding to the wall of text, quick reminder that EVH's DoW consists 3 main layers: Rose broke its promise to reset relations with EVH and joined a coalition four times our size to dogpile us. TGH did the same—promised a reset, then piled on. TGH coerced EVH into attacking TI. To quote Kastor: "If you're not involved in a conflict [with TI] and you're just sitting there when we hit SAIL with everything else that's going on... we probably would lump you guys in together [and attack you too]." Kastor’s RoH only addresses the third point. So even if you believe his entire RoH, EVH still holds two very legitimate CBs for this war. Onto the fun... Kastor’s main argument is that EVH always wanted to hit TI, and TGH just went along for the ride as an innocent bystander. A few quick responses: The first time TI was even on our radar was when you said, “If you look at the treaty map, you’ll see something… if you decide to act on it…" Yes, we considered TI as a possible target, but there were serious disagreements internally (just look at the chats between Xi and me). The reason the war actually happened—the tipping point—was when you told us: “If you're not involved in a conflict [with TI] and you're just sitting there when we hit SAIL… we’d probably lump you guys in too.” Here’s an analogy: picking up an item at a store and checking the price doesn’t mean you were going to buy it. You're just mildly interested. It’s only when you put it in your cart that the decision is made. Same with TI—we considered it, like we did with many potential targets, but what pushed us to go through with it was you making it clear that not going to war vs TI meant getting rolled. Let me drop more logs in here to establish TGH as the catalyst for the war. (Spicy deets, view here) In these logs, Kastor: 1.) Tells EVH that if we don’t hit TI, we’ll get rolled 2.) Pushes for the war to last from August to September 3.) Instructs us to hit TI's protectorates because “they’re fricking annoying” 4.) Literally admits he “pushed this [hit]” Yes Kastor, these are all words of an innocent bystander who had no role 🙄 Your entire ROH is predicated on the idea of "EVH was already interested in TI so it isn't my fault!". But TGH’s pressure is what turned mild interest into actual action and catalyzed the war. While we are at it, let's go line by line at some of Kastor's inconsistencies. I will show you screenshots contracting his own words. Lie: "On July 15, Piggy reached out for a voice call" Lie: "The Golden Horde never instructed Dark Brotherhood, nor any of it’s allies ever to not aid The Immortals in their war" Hypocrisy: "in direct violation of our NAP agreement, EVH has no honor, and you especially Piggy have no honor." Lie: "I told him that I felt bad for him and what was happening." "I said you were a strong community, and I respected you." Anyway, I’m not sure how anyone can take seriously a guy who contradicts himself every other sentence. And I really don’t know how you can believe he had no role in this war when he literally gave us a target, a timeline, and a threat to kick it off.

TL;DR: Last July, The Golden Horde and Rose made hollow promises and falsely guaranteed peace and a reset of relations with Event Horizon. Under pressure from TGH and Rose, EVH was coerced into war against The Immortals, implicitly warned that refusal would result in us becoming a target ourselves. Despite EVH honoring its commitments and actively working toward resetting political ties, Rose and TGH shamelessly broke their word. They hypocritically leveraged a "Protecting The Immortals" narrative to justify dogpiling EVH with a coalition four times larger than our min bloc. Event Horizon declares war on Rosephere. Enjoy the fireworks and the screenshot gallery below. I brought a coalition smaller than yours with me. Let's see you win this one. In early July 2024, Kastor / TGH suggested for EVH to hit The Immortals after they split from House. Kastor, representing Rosesphere, asked for a voice call: What was in the voice call you asked? Great question! Here’s a snippet of the transcript and probably the biggest takeaways from this post: After this call, TGH continued pressuring EVH, even orchestrating timelines and discouraging alliances from supporting TI. In fact, Rose rejected TI’s request for an MDP with prior knowledge of EVH’s imminent attack, only to hypocritically use that same attack as their justification for war. After the call, while we were glad to have a war and not be rolled by half of the game, admittedly, this is not what the war we would have wanted: Where was Rose in all of this? Well 1.) Kastor ran the plan past them according to the transcript, 2.) They reassured us that as long as we didn’t look at Penta (not TI), there would be no conflict between us. And 3.) They rejected TI’s MDP request to enable the war to happen. I will let the screenshots do most of the talking. Rose/TGH - Before you respond, make sure they aren’t one of these arguments: Response to: We didn’t know, it was just Kastor! Response to: We TrIeD rEsEtTiNg TiEs WiTh YoU mUlTiPlE tImEs Response to: New year new Rose - we are a different gov! Response to: You also big coalition, you tied to T$ and Grumpy Response to: EVH man bad, you also did XYZ Win or lose. This will be my last war, and I am going to severely enjoy it Nothing like an anxiety-inducing close fight. Hope the spice and drama have brought some joy to people’s lives.

All part of Krampus's scheme to send me to the retirement home ...

What up my piggas? It was a good war yo.

Given the current state of the peace server, it is so cursed it might as well be deleted before we all go to hell

I don’t like writing long political theses that create bitter grudges, the game is meant to be fun. I try to keep my FA and DOWs light hearted, but with the amount of hypocrisy that exists in this coalition, enjoy my wall of text. Tl;Dr: We created EVH with the hope of breaking political stagnation and bipolarism, to that end, we aimed to reset relations with Rose, SIN, and TGH. All three agreed and promised the coalition would not target EVH, only to dogpile us days later. Rose is on their high horse claiming moral superiority as their CB. Rose, the greatest dogpiler in PnW history, is claiming moral superiority. Not only did they never communicate their discontent with the TI war, they also refused TI’s attempts to get protection from them. Stop pretending that you actually care. During the Guardian-HS war, TFP failed to defend their M with CTO. In January, we chose not to press this CB in hopes of resetting relations. Now they’re repaid that goodwill with a war on the basis that we didn’t stop t$ from blitzing them. Preface: Less juicy details here but I think this is important context. EVH was created because Jax, Xi, and I were frustrated with political stagnation and the predictability of wars. We aimed to form a war-focused alliance that could disrupt this trend with a more independent and forward-looking FA style. Speaking for myself - I came as a pirate from Arrgh. For my year in CTO leadership, we were as independent as you could get. We never officially joined any sphere (M TFP and O Eclipse, paperless, and then M Aurora O KT) and we worked across the aisle to join conflicts. It might not have been perfect, but I tried to make things a bit different. We ran the risk of getting hit (and we did three times) but that was a good trade off for being able to keep things dynamic. When we formed EVH, it was our intention to leave SAIL and shake things up. We communicated this to t$ in formation and in the months leading up to the eventual break up. To that end, we aimed to reset relations with those we had been in conflicts with (Rose, TGH, SIN, TFP etc.) and see a path forward beyond repeat wars. But here we are. Re: Resetting Relations Rose, SIN, and TGH—you each committed to resetting relations and agreed that we wouldn’t target each other this war cycle. We reaffirmed this multiple times, you publicly declared the relation reset, and EVH honored it. But, all three of you broke that agreement. I don’t need to really emphasize how egregious this is. You could have prosecuted this war with Guardian-Oblivion-AA-Penta-TFP and won. We wouldn’t have complained and fought with a smile on our faces. But no, you were so scared of EVH-KT-LOD you chose to break 3 agreements and bring the whole gang for a 4 v 1. Why should any alliances bother resetting relations with you in the future? Let me quickly remind everyone that CTO and Aurora were bitter rivals two years ago, we’ve reset relations and merged. CTO and HS relations are now amicable after a pretty nasty war. We have done our part again and again, it's not us, it's you. Re: Rose CB Rose’s entire CB both publicly and privately hinges on “At the end of the day you tried to kick [The Immortals] while down, there is no "fancy" way to FA that will make my point more than that. What you did was ethically wrong and deserved a response” (to quote George). Funny you should say that. We received zero communication that you disapproved of the war You knew about this conflict three weeks in advance and had every opportunity to tell us, “This isn’t cool.” You didn’t. So, either a) you didn’t care and are now using this as an excuse, or b) you wanted TI to get rolled so you could make this claim. You rejected TI when they sought to join your coalition They knew about the war weeks in advance and asked to join the coalition, but you said no. They probably reached out for a treaty too at some point. If you truly cared, why throw TI under the bus unless it served your own interests? Even if what EVH did was so morally reprehensible, are you really one to talk? Since I came back to the game in 2022, every offensive war you declared was a dog pile. The first offensive war I watched was when you rolled a freshly rebuilt Cata-Paradise (from Bifrost Blitz) in a dogpile. Your next offensive war was Darkest Hour. Where 70% of the game rolled T$-Eclipse. Your next offensive was Blue Balls, where you worked with House and a remilitarized CIS to blitz SAIL. Recently, you did a 4 v 1 dogpile on T$. And moved to EVH. Your entire alliance history of offensive wars is dogpiles on dogpiles, get off your high horse. Re: TFP CB This one is particularly ironic. In 2023, TFP failed to defend CTO when Guardian blitzed us, giving us a valid CB for revenge against TFP. However, in January 2024, CTO chose not to prosecute this CB, aiming to keep our relationship amicable. We were even invited to act on it but chose to limit our involvement. Shwin, I gave you as much of a heads-up as possible that the Jan war was coming. We've explained this to you in DMs, making every effort to reset relations and move forward. Yet, despite our attempts, you chose to hold onto a grudge that you started. Re: TI + Penta Penta has a valid CB. I will give them that. As does TI in the future. I am not here to shit on them like the other two, I am just here to explain our decision calculus for why we are at war with them. We prosecuted those wars because there were no other viable options. I envisioned EVH as a war-focused alliance, not one that sits in peace for a year. However, given the FA landscape and the fact that everyone is tied up in treaties or NAPs, they were the only options available. The wars were lopsided and not what I wanted. Penta would have been a great fight—one alliance against a sphere. I had hoped TI would be better prepared after 14 months of peace (before the last war). Still, we chose to fight rather than sit and farm, and for that, I do apologize. That being said, the least Rose/TFP and the rest can do is admit when wars are fought for the sake of fun like us rather than hide behind some cloak of righteousness playing high and mighty. In summary, this is an open letter to the FA community. Everyone yaps about how they wish the game was more multipolar and dynamic, but no one is willing to do it. I now see why—resetting relations and making commitments across the aisle only leads to being dogpiled by hypocrites. So to everyone in the coalition, if you're serious about changing the FA landscape, start by getting off your high horses and honoring your words.

Bro, you literally didn't defend a M with CTO. I don't want to hear your yap.

[More to come just putting it here as a placeholder hehe]

This is truly one of the surrender posts of all time

Farewell friends, you've made your mark on this world. Best of luck where you land, hopefully it is touching grass 😉

Mandatory GLP-1 (Ozempic) Weight Loss Drug Clinical Trial The following outlines a mandatory randomized controlled trial (n=127) of Ozempic on The Immortals Study Identifier Protocol Number: 5875 Principal Investigator(s) Dr. Piggy Dr. Xi Dr. Jax Institution Event Horizon Date of Report August 3rd, 2024 Clinical Trial Report Background After 8 months of farming, the citizens of Event Horizon (EVH) have experienced a significant increase in obesity, leading to concerning health issues. Notable individuals, such as CBee, Redd, and Krampus, have been severely affected. For example, CBee has gotten so fat his tiny wings can no longer support flight. Redd has become so bloated that he now displays a strange symptom called touching grass irl. And our local whale Krampus now sinks to the bottom of the ocean due to excessive weight gain. In response, Dr. Piggy initiated a mandatory military exercise program on August 2, 2024, to combat obesity within EVH. However, these efforts have proven ineffective, necessitating more rigorous measures. Fortunately, we have discovered the miracle drug of Ozempics. Objective Our aim is to evaluate the efficacy and safety of Ozempic, a promising weight-loss drug, in reducing obesity among the members of Orbis. Before mass production and application for our own members, we have decided it would be most humane to find a bloated lab rat to test these GLP-1 drugs on. Study Design This study is a multi-week randomized controlled trial involving mandatory volunteers from The Immortals, a bloated patient suffering from inactivity and certain infamous infra-sellers having 4k infrastructure. The trial will assess the impact of Ozempic on weight loss, with the goal of improving health outcomes for participants and contributing to overall de-larding in Orbis. Methods Participants will be randomly assigned to receive either Ozempic or a placebo. The primary outcome measure will be weight loss, assessed weekly. Secondary outcomes will include changes in body mass index (BMI), waist circumference, and overall health markers. Adverse events will be monitored and recorded throughout the study. Results The results will be meticulously documented and analyzed to determine the effectiveness of Ozempic in promoting weight loss. Observers are encouraged to monitor the trial closely but refrain from interference. Conclusions The findings from this trial will provide critical insights into the potential benefits of Ozempic for weight loss in populations experiencing significant obesity. Successful outcomes may lead to broader applications within Orbis. Please donate to Dr. Piggy to support such generous clinical trial efforts.

Xi Jinping more like Xi JinLATE! Best of luck SAIL O7 have loved working with yall