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Yall r breaking my heart cri Q_Q Don't fight a civil war while I am in VM I need to choose who to backstab and all that fun stuff 😠 GL HF Seeker gets a nuke on Christmas P.S. Max u should stop being mad, stfu, and have fun

Oh neato. Finally I can unVM and pretend I never deserted

Welp I wanted to quietly disappear tl;dr: Piggy is going where all pigs must go: The slaughterhouse. Thank you for feeding me into a fat juicy piggu Thanks Max. I am not good at goodbyes or letting things go, especially not a place that I ventured into everyday for nearly two years. I am sorry I left all of a sudden without much notice, didn't think I could have the strength to stop playing if I dragged it out. I can't thank PnW enough for cheering me up and the emotional support, I found this game and community when I felt all alone irl. We all like to shit on how the community is literally the worst thing ever and that PnW is a dementor that slowly sucks the happiness out of us, but Discord was always a nice safe space I can hide in and pretend like nothing is wrong in the real world. Yall gave me a beautiful Utopian fantasy for piggies. Despite that we can't dwell forever in our fantasy, on most school nights I slept 2-3 hours and Politics & War definitely did not help with my sleep schedule. I think its time for me to leave. So before this turns into another sappy emo teenager's diary entry (sigh), I want to say thank you and goodbye. ❤️ Piggy Blasting Off. P.S. Ummmmm yeah oops I think I kinda deserted a war........ uhhhhhh crap I didn't mean to. DM me on Discord and we can figure this out? P.P.S. For all those who owe me money, yall got lucky 😆 P.P.P.S. I hope I won't regret this?

Yes, worship me. Bow before me. Bacon for the Bacon God! Wait a second..... ..... against Knights Templar.... How dare you strike against your own God! Heresy!

Step 5: Call anyone who comments a Loser 🤔

First Ogaden and now Roz. This week truly is depressing. Rest In Peace Roz. You're the hero PnW needs, but not the one we deserve. The King is dead. Long Live the King <3

Here lies Ogaden, the King of Pirates, who was suffocated and crushed to death by his piles of gold. RIP, I will put your money into keno to good use.

Let me help yall translate. BK: 6 months peace = MOAR TIME TO CONSOLIDATE Welp, it was fun while it lasted :(( C yall in 2 years or so

BK has been exposed to Cornerstone! What? BK is evolving! Congratulations! Your BK has evolved into a bigger pile of s***! And it has gained a new skill: Rant on the Forum About Winning the Low Tiers 24/7! Congratulations!

The poor food farmers have been waiting for today. Finally, IQ will have cakes to eat

O shit a one man blitz, what will TKR do?!?! Best of luck Johnny lol, HF 1v8ing

Rep whore. <3 u Dayne GL

And there goes our only chance for a global war this year.... Back to whaling. :)