Hodor

Mob: GOB! SRD: GRUMPY! Mob: GOB! SRD: GRUMPY! Hodor:

Things are getting very confusing.

GrumpyOB

Don't you mean GoB?

Make your next post the percentage of world cash GoB controls.

Abbas is busy being my Lyft driver. The man can't do everything. Keep your eyes on the road, Abbas.

Is there a micropenis epidemic I am missing? A micro that can chat some healthy shit and y'all are so frazzled by it. Keep up the banter, Richard.

I think I can rest my case. The only thing that could've repulsed the community more than the toxicity of the forums during this war would be the sight of our collective pasty bodies flailing to the sounds of stormlight book readings and mongolian throat signing.

I'm no longer invited to weddings because my dance moves make the grooms more emotional than their brides.

You're lucky there isn't video chat on Discord, my moves are so hot they require TKR levels of gas and munition to keep running.

No. Pls no. We had just all put the pitchforks and torches away. Y do u h8 me? Edit: It's the fricking 69 day war, not DDR. I *will* fight about that. Double Edit: Individual stats are quite a bit off but I guess that those are independent of the alliance stats?

Lol, okay Partisan man. I liked it better when you were fun. I don't think you're allowed to use Abbas' image without his express permission.

You saying you have over 140bn in cash? Have the strategies changed so much that alliances don't reinvest in growth or are y'alls WC requirements on something else? Genuinely curious.

Sorry, what are you using to bet if it takes you 15 seconds to click a button. Do you have severe potato fingeritis?