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  1. The time of reckoning is finally nigh after several years of misdeeds. Demonstrating to Orbis throughout the years what has come to typify their actions while escaping without any form of reprieval, Camelot has bungled and staggered through the last month. That said, everything, inevitably, comes full circle - thus the time has come for justice to be brought down upon them and settle these old debts, so that we may move towards the future. For those who departed before the ship began sinking in earnest, we offer our most sincere congratulations. For those who remain, know that we hold no ill towards you, but towards your government and the numerous situations in which they have wronged us. Epimetheus is no King, Queen, Empress or Emperor and is to blame for this. Ask yourselves if he is truly the kind of leader you would like to follow. TLDR; Nexus declares war on Camelot.
    54 points
  2. Lucianus’ Era One fall night, in the planet of Zakuul; the crowds of Rosian’s gathered about the capital's town square. It was declaration night in Rose, a new leader would be chosen as the once former Eternal Emperor Valkorion Baratheon had chosen to no longer run this election. Many candidates had chosen to run this opportunity, many not aware that the Valkorion era would be no more; the chance to win it all was for everyone to take. The battle for the chance to be leader was tough, the people noticing the moment ahead of them, a chance for a new leader, a new future, it was all left to the candidates. The votes were in, the counting was finished, now we awaited for the palace doors to open, the future leader walking out. The crowd silenced as the doors started to open, when they had reached past midway in opening, a man appeared to walk towards the podium, a lady following to his side. The crowd seemed to be fully silent, not wishing to utter a word as the new Emperor took the podium. “You all voted for this future, a future under I, a future that will bring Rose into a new era, one that continues to grow internally. All of you formerly knew me as the Horizon Guard of MA, but today you'll all know me as Emperor Lucianus. I want you all to know that from this day forward, I'll do it all in my power to make true to my promises, and do what's best for our alliance, and it's members.” The crowd would not cheer, not because they didn't agree but weren't aware if the new found Emperor would enjoy such an act as he publicly addressed them. “As you all know, the government has not changed much. Familiar faces will return, I have High Justice Vexz to my right, our long standing High Justice will continue her efforts as my 2ic, during my era. We also have Solomon - Horizon Guard of IA, Callisto - Horizon Guard of EA, Exalts - Horizon Guard of TA, Harry - Horizon Guard of FA, who will also all be returning to their High Gov occupations. As you all know, my former position would become vacant if I had not found a replacement, but I'd like to introduce the newest addition to my cabinet, Potpie, who will be taking over my spot as Horizon Guard of MA.” This fall night had shaped up to be as grand as we all thought it to be. A new Eternal Emperor had been elected, his era seemed primed for success, his self drive and commitment were only a glimpse to the many attributes he would bring with him in his run as our Emperor. He would bring change that the people of Rose had voted him in for, a change that he promised and showed would be better for Rose. A new future awaited Rose, a future with Emperor Lucianus at the helm. The New Rose Government: Emperor: Lucianus High Justice: Vexz Horizon Guard of Foreign Affairs: Harry Flashman Horizon Guard of Military Affairs: Potpie Horizon Guard of Economic Affairs: Callisto Horizon Guard of Technological Affairs: Exalts Horizon Guard of Internal Affairs: Solomon Ben-David Tl;dr: The Rose elections have finished, Lucianus has been made the new Emperor (leader)
    41 points
  3. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Academy Awards to Relocate 2022 Show Today, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced it would be relocating the 95th Oscars ceremony to Mumbai (Bollywood). This announcement comes on the heels of the full scale destruction of the Dolby Theater in Hollywood after the devastation inflicted upon Hollywood during the war. The Academy in a nod to the ascendency of Bollywood films and in acknowledgement of the defeat it suffered in the 2021 Awards Season to Bollywood will be hosting the Oscars for the first time ever in Bollywood. When asked to comment on the matter Queen Benfro of Radiant Studios was overheard saying the following. “They boomed us. Those Bollywood [email protected]@*ers are so good.” Sweeeeet Ronny D of Grumpy Studios was also quoted as saying the following. “They had me in the first half… And the second half.” The Academy has also heard from sources that Vanek of Guardian Studios is driving through the ruined streets of Hollywood begging (through texts) for the address to Bollywood Studios. The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is looking forward to having the 95th annual Oscars in Bollywood, as Hollywood has waved the white flag of surrender. Formal Terms: Signatures and all that Jazz: List of alliances covered in the NAP: tl;dr
    38 points
  4. Disclaimer: This post is intellectual property of DNN. Is everyone adequately tired of the political climate in PnW? Of the constant dogpiling? The paranoia? The hypocrisy? The stagnation? There hasn't been an existential NPO threat anymore for quite a while, shouldn't we make an effort to finally change the metagame for the better? I for one am tired of just talking about it instead of actually stepping up and doing something about it. “Maybe the road you travel doesn’t give you the beautiful fate you have always dreamed of. Stop and change the road, no matter how difficult it may be!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan Let the heavens open up and unleash a monstrous war machine upon the world! Let brave men take charge of their own destiny and force their will into reality! As Atropos severs the thread of the unrelenting paperless crusade and Clotho weaves the Paragon and KT threads into a new fabric, a prophecy is spoken to echo through the ages. A new champion is born as the manifestation of that will in our mortal realm of Orbis. We are the instrument of time and space. We are the wrath of god. We are the wind of change. We are The Hand of Fate Alliance Page Discord
    32 points
  5. Here at Waffle House, our number one priority is good food fast. We're owned by our employees, so our number one priority is to our loyal customers, and not greedy executives and shareholders. The reason our food tastes so good (especially when you're drunk) is because of the care and dedication that goes into it, a byproduct of our homegrown leadership programs. Unfortunately, some individuals do not uphold the high standards that Waffle House has. One morning, Jacob and Duncan were sitting at the counter when Quackers ran in, yelling incoherently about meth chickens and this new restaurant across the street. Duncan looked out the window. "Los Pollos Hermanos", the sign read. Outside, a filthy old man named Dusty Dart was welcoming patrons in. The very same Dusty Dart that had destroyed the old Pantheon Diner, and ran off with Stratosphere Steakhouse's money. And now, he's selling drug laced chicken in an effort to steal Waffle House's loyal customers. It would be going against our moral code to allow these gross ethical violations to continue. As such, Waffle House declares war on Los Pollos Hermanos. The Waffle House Index is now YELLOW.
    31 points
  6. Dusty is someone who has couped and/or stolen the bank of an alliance at least five times. He used multis, was banned for it, and still boasts about it. One of his government members is also a known bank thief. Sorry, but classy isn’t an argument here.
    24 points
  7. It's about that time again! I went with alliance damages this time on request -- all offshores have been added into their respective alliances. This timelapse was brought to you by Ducc News Network: DNN > RON, join the DNN server for REAL hard hitting news that Krampus doesn't want you to know about! The individual damage timelapse has been released as a DNN exclusive to the server below: https://discord.gg/ABTUXqyKbK
    23 points
  8. GW16: Ends with blanket NAP Literally everyone: NAPs are bad Literally everyone: NAPs encourage political stagnation and mindless pixelhugging HW: Offers no NAP to Roasis Inc in order to set a good precedent tS: Agrees with everyone (caught in 4k) Rose: (Absent from the political picture as per usual, wants to pixelhug and scared of getting clapped by BW so probably simping to Oasis to roll BW after NAP as we speak) GW19, BW + Rose: For shame! Shame on you!
    22 points
  9. Hey everyone, This is Alex here, creator and Admin of Politics and War. I'm setting a new goal of writing a monthly update to everyone about what's going on with the game. I don't know that it will necessarily be anything fancy, but it is a way that I can be more open and transparent about progress in the game. I'm also aiming for a less formal tone here--largely I'm just presenting my thoughts on the current state of the game to you all. I originally wrote this as an email to send out to all current players. But I'm also posting it here to open it up for comments. So, let's dive in. What's on the docket for Politics and War in September and beyond? Well, for those of you that don't know, I did start working with a part-time developer back last year named Payal. She doesn't play the game and isn't on Discord, so you haven't really been exposed to her, but she has been really helpful in getting a lot of things implemented in the game. She's also definitely a better programmer than I am. *insert Alex sucks as coding joke here* 😂 Anyway, she is working with me on building out a new set of alliance positions and permissions. This is going to be a cool system that keeps the existing default positions, but lets you as an alliance leader add up to 6 more (total of 10) and customize the permissions for each position. This has been a long requested change, and I think it will really improve alliance management and roleplay which is great. We're also working on setting up a treasure trading system, where you can propose an offer in-game to buy a treasure from someone. There's a lot more to this, but back when I explicitly wrote into the rules that it would be a rules violation to coordinate treasure transfer (through war) I promised I would implement a mechanism for actually transferring treasures not via war. Well, that should be coming soon, another long awaited change. Behind the scenes we've also been working on a new draft of the Game Rules. After pitching these a few weeks ago and getting some feedback, I think we're ready to move ahead. Largely this is a logistical change - instead of having a “3 strikes and you're out” system, we are going to have a “100 Moderation Points and you're out” system, where each rules violation can get a different number of moderation points. Warnings will also automatically expire, which was another frequent request/complaint about the old system. The rules change in itself isn't a huge one, but Payal is helping me build out a really robust back-end to build in a lot of these things and make moderation work far easier. My hope is that getting all of this done will really free up a lot of my time when I'm working on Politics and War, most of which actually gets spent going through messages, reports, support tickets, and other general moderation duties. I'd love to get back to spending more time actually developing content and improvements for the game! The last thing that I wanted to mention in this email is that early this month we celebrated Politics and War's 7th anniversary, which is amazing that the game has been around for so long now. For those of you that don't know, I actually created Politics and War when I was in high school - all by myself and self taught. I had no idea it was going to turn into such a popular game or last for this long. Politics and War is a huge part of my life, and more-or-less my career at this point. I've always loved making games, and in particular had an interest in government and economics, so really getting to do this is like a dream come true. Most days don't feel like work at all, and I am really fortunate that you all have contributed so much into building the community that makes this game what it is. Without all the players and alliances, discord servers, player-run banks and other institutions, Politics and War would just be a funny old website. Thank you so much for the countless hours you have all put into Politics and War. Sincerely, Alex
    22 points
  10. I don't know why you're calling yourself a dumbass and screaming about osmosis. Changeup's response was remarkably restrained compared to your original snide remark. Dial it back a few notches before you give more content to the TKR Cringe Compilation.
    21 points
  11. After a year and a half of a very volatile existence, Atlantian Council is merging into Sanctuary. That's all, love y'all. (yay micro politics)
    19 points
  12. TLDR; Micro you don't care about declares war on another micro you don't care about Greetings Citizen's of Orbis, I interupt your regularly scheduled stream of Micro DOE's to bring you something even less interesting a Micro DoW. In the past few days our offshore has been raided by a nation belonging to Sanctuary, a war we won; as the war drew to a close we made it clear to the nation engaging in the raid that we would be expecting reparations within 24 hours of them entering beige. Since the war both the nation and sanctuary's Government have been useless in paying the reparations we are owed despite our explicit warnings that failure to pay reparations would be seen as an act of war, we near 24 hours with no attempts to pay having been made. So here we are; we will inflict what we are owed in reparations tenfold in damages. Our intention was to recover damages via reps, but given we are having to negotiate with a party that is refusing to pay we will happily settle for war stats. Goon Squad declares war on Sanctuary (well the 3 of them that are big enough to be in range anyway). Signed Unlimited; Co-leader Xonera; Co-leader Fluffy; FA
    19 points
  13. am i the only one laughing that every single upvote benfro has are tkr members
    19 points
  14. Your ally, TO, protecting dusty after he coups alliances, also very classy. Waffle House formed a few days ago, global was already happening.
    19 points
  15. Treaty Web and my arbitrary sphere divisions circa 2021 Minispheres moving forward So many people are probably in the same position as me. Wondering about the future, looking at their own corner of the world, and trying to calculate how to come out on top. This is a great thing. We need people ambitiously seeking their own self-interests in this game, but that ambition must be tempered. Competition is what drives politics, the community, player activity, and overall our fun in PnW. So the question for the longest time has been "How do we foster competition?" The answer has always been "a multi-polar world." Why is a multi-polar world even worth it? Many players are too young to even know what PnW was like just a few years ago. We lived in a Bipolar world and we'd been living in one for over a decade going back before this iteration of nationsim even started. Two sides, permanently destined to fight arbitrarily as boredom peaked. Politics were extremely stale, the slightest change in sphere composition being the highlight of the year. Competition effectively did not exist, often people would go inactive for months waiting for their annual curbstomp either winning or losing. Things did slowly start to change though, despite the efforts of some stuck in the past and saturated with paranoia. Minispheres as a concept began years ago and for a long time was a corner-ideology shared by few. You could've chalked it up with the paperless crowd who wanted to kill treaties altogether, except some people actually bought into paperless while minispheres was mostly laughed off. Now, through design or coincidence, we finally have what I would definitively call a true multi-polar world. So why does a multi-polar world mean competition is inherently better fostered? Well, frankly, it doesn't. While the official treaties and mega-blocs of bygone eras may have disappeared, the habits and thought processes of the individual players have held a little more firm. We've been seeing it over the past couple of years: Almost the entire game uniting against Quack, Quack overrunning the Swamp, Oasis/Mystery Inc jumping in to defend Rose against Hollywood, and now t$/Rose teaming up against TKR/GG. The idea of bipolarity in theory is gone, but in practice we've still seen it effectively every war. Overwhelming force being brought to bear against the unfortunate target. It is my personal theory that we cannot go on like this. If this is the attitude the player continues to hold towards war, then bipolarity will return in true form as everyone seeks security from a world where warfare is either complete victory or total loss. I also personally think this would be a great loss for politics as a whole. I think multi-polar politics opens the door for much more activity, fun, and just generally gives more potential for what can happen. Which is why I think we need to protect it. How do we protect our multi-polar world from returning to a bipolar stagnant state? Firstly, I think we need to seriously rethink our collective war doctrines when it comes to major conflicts. Overwhelming force breeds bland and uninteresting fights as well as stagnant politics moving forward. It leaves a bored victor and a disillusioned victim. If every global involves every minisphere, how does that differ at all from the bipolar world of 2007-2019? Secondly, I think we need to continue pushing the idea of what constitutes a minisphere even further. We should make active efforts to not remain stagnant nor let others remain stagnant under our protections. This is a political game and really only a handful of alliances even play the politics while the rest sit for years in the same sphere, quiet as the grave. I think shuffling allies every now and then, at a reasonable pace not at any kind of breakneck speed, is necessary to flush out the muck that contributes to stagnancy over time. I know not everyone will agree with everything I've written here, and I will be the first to admit that most of what I've said are generalities with plenty of exceptions that make sense. Hopefully though enough people will agree with the sentiment and we can take the foundations we've laid as a community and use them to propel PnW into a new golden age of activity, fun, and interesting politics. Thanks for reading.
    18 points
  16. Making moderator names public would go a long way to dissuade this. Faceless moderation inherently fosters a "us vs them" when there's disagreements, whereas each party knowing the other adds that level of humanity to it and makes things a lot less confrontational in the long run.
    18 points
  17. hard disagree micros should be allowed to post but the community needs to step up and accept their obligation to relentlessly harass micros as they post its their only way to learn that no one really cares about them
    18 points
  18. do to the throwing of memes between Ti and Sunray. Sunray won the battle but TI got salty and decided to bring it to PnW. i see you killzbob, i saw that you declared on me and it's on now buddy. come on with your weak attacks. say goodbye to your pixels. you lost the meme war and you will this one.
    18 points
  19. Brawl-y-wood or Brawlywood Hollywood and Bollywood fight (brawl). Perfection.
    17 points
  20. Why just leave the peace terms on *seen*? They're quite generous. We're not even asking for anything, really. Just publicly declare peace and admit what everyone already knows from those screenshots in my previous forum post addressed to The Arch Trinity of 770, as well as the screenshots I posted in the comments to your lying response post about an illuminating and holy learning experience. If it really was such an illuminating and holy learning experience, then just do the right thing, accept the terms, and show your members that you might actually care about them just a little bit. Why do you not care as much about your members as I care about your members? If you do, show them you do, by ending their suffering that you created.
    17 points
  21. we have a channel that alerts us when father benfro posts so we can all go upvote it. yall dont have one for father tyrion?
    17 points
  22. Apparently I’m either illiterate or ignorant. Did I miss this reasoning being written somewhere? Or was I just supposed to know via osmosis? Thanks for rolling out the downvote brigade instead of just telling the rest of us that are otherwise occupied what this is all about. Oh thank goodness! I thought someone on OWF might have an original thought. Oh wait, never mind. Let’s just retread the oldest accusation in the book of TKR World Police. Forgive me for accusing the #15 alliance of smashing some micro without a stated reason as being classless. Maybe next time someone could tell the rest of us what is going on.
    17 points
  23. Hi everyone, I want to let you all know that I have officially released a new set of Game Rules. I would encourage you to review the new rules here: https://politicsandwar.com/rules/ These new rules have been in the works for many months now, with my proposed draft posted publicly for community feedback just over a month ago: https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/topic/31931-8182021-proposal-for-new-game-community-rules/ Fundamentally, the rules themselves are the same as before with no major changes. However, we do have a new moderation system. Previously, nations received “strikes” and after 3 strikes you were out (permanently banned). The new system has “Moderation Points”, and a player is only banned upon reaching 100 Moderation Points. You will see in the Game Rules that each rule violation listed has a guideline range of moderation points to be issued for that rule violation. For example, the War Slot Filling rule has a guideline of 25-75 points. This allows the moderator issuing the warning to use their discretion regarding the severity of the warn. Additionally, Moderation Points (for most violations) will expire automatically after a set amount of time. For example, the War Slot Filling moderation points would expire automatically after 2 years. Some rules violations expire sooner than this, and there are a select few that never expire (such as buying and selling accounts.) Again, I would encourage you to review the new rules at the link above which cover these nuances. You will also experience an upgraded moderation interface. Previously, players got a direct message from me (Alex) with information about the strike they received. Now, if you received Moderation Points, a popup will appear with all of the information about the warning and you will need to acknowledge it to make it stop popping up. Warning history is still available on your Account page. Under the previous warning/strike system, warnings never expired or were removed. This update to our moderation policy is essentially serving as a one-time mass expiration for all strikes issued under the old system. This means that if you had a strike or two against your nation under the old system, it was not transferred to the new system and you essentially have a “clean slate”. NOTE: THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT WE HAVE UNDONE ANY BANS. ALL PLAYERS WHO WERE BANNED UNDER THE OLD SYSTEM ARE STILL BANNED. The purpose of this system was to create a more transparent and fair moderation system that works better for you all (the players) as well as for me and the game staff. (We worked on a very improved backend UI for issuing moderation points as well.) These new rules and moderation points system are designed to allow me to bring on additional game moderators, with the ultimate goal of freeing up more of my time from moderation duty to development duty. I know that many of you have concerns about new moderators and any potential abuses of power. I share your concerns, and I am taking many, many preventative measures and steps to prevent any instances of that happening. Should that fail, I have also setup extensive moderator action logging so that I can review all actions taken and at least catch and reverse any abuse should all preventative measures fail. At this time I have only brought on two highly trusted game moderators who had extensive experience with existing moderation teams. Currently we are going through a feedback and improvement phase; I am still primarily taking all moderation actions but with guidance from these new moderators. All moderation actions are required to have bilateral agreement, meaning that at least two separate moderators are signing off on all decisions before any actions are taken. I am the only person who has authority to unilaterally make any moderation decision. We will continue to refine our moderator training protocol and procedures based on experience and feedback under this new system here in the near future. At some point in the future (TBD) I will look at bringing on additional moderators to help out and may open up a public application process. I know in the past I have received many private messages from those of you who would love to help out. While I appreciate it, at this time I am taking things slowly to ensure that it’s all done correctly and that we build out a robust framework to ensure a high quality moderation system and experience for players. The future public application will be the best way to volunteer as a potential game moderator. I hope that I have answered most, if not all questions you may have about this new system. As stated previously, fundamentally nothing major has changed, and I think overall these new rules and moderation system are both more transparent and fair and in favor of you all (the players). If you have any further questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to me or post them publicly in this announcement thread where I will answer them. Thank you, and I am looking forward to the continued improvement of our community and development of the game 😊 -Alex
    16 points
  24. This isn't a suggestion or anything, more just a call for everyone to vote for LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT ERROR 522
    16 points
  25. The TKR Moral Superiority Police have been deployed to this forum post it seems.
    16 points
  26. The Monastery hereby declares existence on Orbis. https://discord.gg/nNChbpC7aT https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=9084 Preamble The Monastery is an alliance open to all which is founded on Christian values. The Monastery will be welcoming to all denominations. We will serve Orbis as we grow in strength and number. We will be the salt and light of Orbis, God willing. Article 1: Organizational Structure and Policy The Treasury Acts 4:33b-35 And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need. The financial operation of the monastery will be that of benevolent capitalism. Everyone is welcome to grow to any size at any pace but is encouraged to give to the growth of fellow members and other benevolent causes. Any member may submit to a tithe or may give as the needs arise. All members are expected to help others as the needs arise. The Arsenal Matthew 7:12 So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. Matthew 5:43-45 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. All members are expected to defend The Monastery and all allies. In doing so, they will treat any enemies with respect, and seek at all times to help their enemy enjoy losing. The Chapel Ephesians 5:20-21 (Give) thanks always and for everything to God the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, submitting to one another out of reverence for Christ. All members will submit to the code of conduct. Upon violation, the member may be rebuked and, if the member remains unrepentant, they will be cast out. Article 2: Code of Conduct Any and all member nations of The Monastery must be respectful to each other and others outside this alliance. They are to uphold the manners of a Christian and shall not bring shame upon this alliance nor the name of Christ. All members must abide by these six rules: All members will abide by the 10 Commandments of Orbis. No member will undercut another nor pursue price gouging on the open market. No member will VM to avoid war. All members will be active. All members will maintain an adequate warchest. No member will raid without the consent of a nation’s alliance government. All members will have fun. While The Monastery is an inherently Christian alliance, there is no formal requirement that any member share our beliefs personally, or that they hide their beliefs should they be different. We encourage friendly discussion and debate where differences occur, although mutual respect must be maintained. All member nations are to abide by the rules and regulations. Any leaders, however, must profess their faith. Article 3: Protectorate By the grace of God, our alliance will, for the time being, be protected by The Knights Radiant. If The Monastery seeks to part ways, a minimum 1-week notice will be given. https://youtu.be/qehwr2MMTqg?t=291
    15 points
  27. Yeah, okay, no. Much as I am not much a fan of NAPs, we all needed a $&@%ing break there, after 9 months of war and the game as a whole needed to recover. NAPs were signed before NPOLT too, you know. An extraordinary circumstance that I hope to God is never repeated is not the cause of what you're proclaiming when it's been something that's been prevalent for years and people have been complaining about since at least ToT.
    15 points
  28. This alliance: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=5326 is now protected by this terrible alliance: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4648 This terty signed by some people on both sides. — this post includes all the other prots we signed in the last 2 years. If you didn’t get a link or mention too bad. Our terty web must expand — This transmission brought to you buy our glorious graphics and propaganda team in burora my leder said don’t do post so pls no red this terty announcement tanx
    15 points
  29. Can't believe @Leftbehind got camelot rolled
    15 points
  30. I KillzBob have declared a 1v1 on Church Winner gets Ownership of others Alliance.
    15 points
  31. You ever wonder why we're hear? It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a God watching everything? You know... with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but... it keeps me up at night. Through trial and error, strong winds and intense flames, Sunray 1-1 is back. We went through a lot in the couple of years it's been since we left and well... it's time we returned. It's been hard to put us back together, between people liking their new homes and some just not returning to the game (those of you still not here, we know you see us... why haven't you called yet?). Nevertheless we did it though, we gathered enough followers (surprisingly) and have gained the trust of a strong enough ally to stand tall (Thanks House Stark for having faith in us!). Well... what can we say... we're gluttons for punishment. You'd think we learned our lessons but... you'd be wrong. Fleet Admirals~ Caboose, Church, Jack Rackham (Tucker) Vice Admirals~ boss106 (V.I.C), Shadow, Wyoming Captains~ Michael K Ultra, Tex, Teaboi, Sauce Dealer, Mecha Dubya, Reggie Discord: https://discord.gg/UmM7dsb9as Alliance Page: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8819
    15 points
  32. Wait do people actually give a shit about who up and down votes? Rofl.
    15 points
  33. The Holy Sea was built on the founding principles of friendship and trust. We were built to be a place where new futures could be built, where the past could stay there, and where we have each others' backs. As a smaller, “micro” bloc, we have always recognized that we are not capable of winning all wars. We have always seen, known, that there will be times where an enemy will come to our shores and we will not succeed. In these times, we would fight together, give it our effort together, burn together, deal together, and grow back together. Today, Sanctuary’s leadership failed on all cylinders. In the face of attacks by DR and RIE, they sought peace separately from the bloc. When first attacked, Black Skies, doing what an ally should do, began milling up to defend a member of the bloc. Black Skies is now fighting on two fronts in defense of their allies in The Holy Sea. Sanctuary requested that the Lazarus Order ask for terms of surrender, and after direct disagreement that this was the best course of action, at the request of Sanctuary, 770 went to DR and RIE and asked for those terms. Lazarus, against its own self-interests, put the interests of the bloc and allies first. Today, in the absence of their leader, and being led by their second in command, Sanctuary accepted terms of surrender and notified the bloc. A friend who stands in your limelight and hides when you’re in the shadows is not a friend but a parasite. On the grounds of breach of faith, trust, and responsibility in such a grotesque fashion as it eliminates any doubt as to the character of Sanctuary’s leadership, 770 motioned, and Black Skies concurred, that they be immediately severed from our bloc.
    14 points
  34. Ah, the traditional "wait until their protector is fully zeroed out by a dogpile to jump a micro" maneuver. I would say good luck, but you don't need it. Keep it classy.
    14 points
  35. Notorious Outlaws Declaration of Existence Mexifornia and Sojourner slowly dismount their horses and saunter through the swinging doors into the Saloon. They walk up to the bar, scanning the room. A silence falls as they order a round of whisky. Sojourner lights up a smoke. He glances around the room, picks up the shot glass with his gun hand to show his peaceful intentions, then throws back his head to down the whiskey. Mexifornia, a little uneasy, thinks he sees a gunslinger‘s hand move towards his gun. Mexifornia pulls his revolver from his side and fires around in the air. Everyone flinches, turns, and stares at him. Mexifornia, with a raised eyebrow, shouts “You know who I am? I'm the most feared Outlaw in the land! This here town is my territory and if you are looking for trouble you’ve gotta be the best gunslinger around, just to stand a chance.” He shoves his gun back into the holster. Two men slowly get up, Joe Anderson and Death Valley. They stare into Mexifornia’s eyes as they make their way towards him. “Not in my bar!” The barkeep exclaims, “outside, all of you!”. They all push through the doors and walk outside. “There is one way to solve this,” remarks Death Valley in a low rumbling voice, “A duel!” People run for cover, mothers cover the eyes of their children as they see the outlaws draw their revolvers from their holsters. No one makes a move. Sojourner, eyeing the situation, thinks and says “Let’s come to a mutual agreement. Join us and we can ride together." Joe Anderson glances at Death Valley, who slowly nods his head. Sojourner stands up and walks over to the three men, his cigar dangling from his mouth. “Looks like we have an agreement,” he says, shaking the hands of all the men. All four men mount their horses and ride off into the sunset. They all say together, “We are the most Notorious Outlaws in the west!” as they vanish into the horizon. They will be back, partner! Top Outlaw Mexifornia Right-hand man (2ic) Sojourner Money Guys (Econ) Mexifornia/ Droxx Gunslingers (MA) Joe Anderson and Sojourner Goings On (IA) Death Valley / SoupCat Road Captain (FA) Joe Anderson Alliance link Discord Link
    13 points
  36. Also, this is @ToxicPepper right about now
    13 points
  37. You forgot the part where you ghost into sanctuary to hide from Rosewater.
    13 points
  38. A lone Rakatan ship travels through hyperspace on a voyage into the unknown. The captain hears the gravitational anomaly alarm go off and tries to steer the ship away from the unknown anomaly only for it to send the ship flying out of hyperspace to land on a small planet. He checks his information on this planet. It's a relatively unknown planet. All that is given is a name used by the inhabitants, Earth. Deciding to stop for supplies he sends an expedition to the primitive planet to see if they have anything of use. What they find shocks them. A small band of weak militarists who could be called a doomsday cult fighting off a religious order. They are impressed at the cultist after watching them drive off the large order and decides they must be capable warriors. They find what looks like a leader of the religious order out on his own and seize him to learn about all that transpires. They learn the religious order of Lazurus is but a feeble heresy that must be cleansed. Tldr The Rakatan Infinite Empire Declares war on 770 and Sanctuary Signed Supreme Predor MH Speedy Heir Apparent Duluth
    13 points
  39. 12 points
  40. Original title : Greene : The tetralogy (possible shitpost , still less smelly than Greene.) Alternative title : a most unholy and dark experience The shitty micro of the Republic of Havanna hereby recognizes Greene's stupidity (see indger this is now a legit alliance affairs post) Ayo Greene , after seeing some an epic forum trilogy about you , written by Cthulu , I thought I'd chime in! So Greene , let's start. I was former MA head for Nassau. Nevermind that I was probably way too incompetent , you and Alan (BS leader)had zero issues with it. But , the moment I make an MA server , to get better milcom channels than TWO fricking ones in the main server , you get pissed and threaten to drop Nassau if the server isn't deleted. Glad you got your daily power trip , you fricking [email protected]#$ed Greene tellytubby , but lets move on from that. Guess the reason why im using past tense with regards to my position? Well buckle up Cause it's a long and shitty story. Cause you fricking threw a fit when I pinged Alan to lemme into the holy sea SMP , bruh. "One more time and I'll ban you!" Now audience , being the logical person that I am , I obviously shit on Greene , about his clear incompetence , his failure at DEFCON 770 , him letting in all his applicants , and basically other worse , smellier , Green , poo that you can find in cthulus forum trilogy (good read , changed my life) lol and you didn't say shit other than insult me. Not even good insults btw. 2 hours later and you force Nassau to fire me. Bruh at least at least give me a mild burn bro. You insults were weaker than you in bed... anyway , end of shitpost , uhhh no hate to Alan or thorin , bored as [email protected]#$ tbh and thanks cthulu for this idea. ok end of shitpost, candice CAN DEEZ BALLS FIT IN YO MOUTH GREENE
    12 points
  41. 12 points
  42. Jokes on y'all. I only upvoted bc firwof downvoted. Also if this boomer bloc thing means I can now unironically not pay attention to micro affairs, @Kevanovia you sir must be a genius. I love it.
    12 points
  43. Please state your CB in plain words or I'm labeling this as a grudge match.
    12 points
  44. Begun, the chicken waffle war. Has. good luck!
    12 points
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