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Achievement Name: Decorated Veteran Achievement Description: Have more than 5 awards on your nation Achievement Name: Ayy lmao Achievement Description: Have your nation located in Area 51 Achievement Name: War Dodger Achievement Description: Spend the maximum amount of time possible in Beige (16-17 days? I forget) Achievement Name: FTP Achievement Description: 1/3 warns in-game Achievement Name: Livin' on a Prayer Achievement Description: Have 2/3 in-game warns Achievement Name: Jackpot Achievement Description: Hold 1 treasure Achievement Name: Treasure Island Achievement Description: Hold 2 treasures Achievement Name: Night at the Museum Achievement Description: Hold 3 or more treasures Achievement Name: Infinity Gauntlet Achievement Description: Hold 5 of the gemstone treasures

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many AA's logs to leak And I was 'round when Pantheon Had its moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Akuryo Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game This is Shifty bringing you the death of another AA. Press F

The game is very lame with species, using the Earth-neutral noun "human" that extraterrestrials detest. It might be nice to be able to specify species; i.e, to state that you are an ayy lmao, nematode, crabman, or android from 2142 and force the game to use the relevant nouns.

Hello, I am _____ and I have over ____ years of experience in P/W which makes me extremely influential and a dynamic part of this game. Let alone my ____ years of experience on ___ and ___ sims gives me an edge in FA thanks to my numerous connections over the years. I have so much experience my text walls are a new developing field of political science. In fact, my doctoral dissertation is based on what I've learned and discovered through the many years of text based browser games. I got a full ride through University of Phoenix and thus prove my intellectual superiority over yours. Yet here you are, wasting your time posting drivel like these memes while I post creative, fully fleshed out ideas that can only better the community. Please consider leaving this game so we can better our community. Regards, t. Veteran Nation Sim Player

This is Shifty bringing you more details of just how far this happy family is actually a horror story. Who could this Silent be? Merging seems chill... Hey hey hey, no one talks about my Dusty like that Ahhhh, so that's who woulda merged Hey wait Shifty how did you get all this Solar info? Well I got it from second, third, fourth, fifth hand sources The info has been passed around like yer mum but where did it come from? ah well... Who's really behind all of this? Is BK sphere's greatest enemy really KETOGG, Rose, Chaos, and Alex who favors those damn whales? Or is it from within like when you can't shit, but the shit is giving you really bad gas and cramps. Kinda like what Cobber posts about on the daily. This is Shifty, reminding you that the difference between a sphere and Round Table Pizza™ is that the pizza can actually be enjoyed by a group of 4 or more.

This is Shifty, coming in with fan-mailed leaks from the SKn server that just keeps on giving the more you look into it. Today Shifty is here to punish the people of Orbis for their treachery by dropping this shit on 'em. Can you really trust coalition mates? More on Elijah planning and anti-Camelot sentiment. Could the whole bloc (Citadel) have been made to harm Camelot? Maybe they're born with it, maybe it's just Epi >that feel when you're just a meatshield >tfw you want to be king of the meatshields tho This is Shifty, doing what must be done.

Old SNN was hit or miss New SNN is like someone set off a clusterbomb.

Carthago delenda est Basically goes on a tirade how Carthago sucks at milcom Arguing for another set of members for Citadel to dump BK. His argument presented here and also part of the reasoning why he only likes SK out of the bunch now and here, he presents his reason for not out right leaving the war. He wishes to retain some semblance of "honor" and "commitment." Also he's afraid of being hit after rebuild. The logs couldn't be more accurate.

This is Shifty coming in with some dank af news since he's been gone for awhile. Shifty is here to report why Yakuza broke off. 1. BK was helping out their bruddas and micros. 2. Elijah saw the way BK was doing it as overstepping the sovereignty boundaries and adding insult to injury since he blamed TCW and BK for the war. 3. He wasn't happy with how AK wasn't willing to just drop the BK tie. 4. He didn't like Carthago's low warchest/style of retaining info. Thinks El Chach is a dumbass. @Theodosius you mad man, you helped fuel this rift. 5. Lastly, enough was enough and without being able to secure a drop from BK. He withdrew Yakuza. 6. The only reason they're staying in is to avoid bad PR. "Our word would mean shit if we just peaced out and dropped." I'll be log dumping soon enough folks!

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I will be saying ayyy lmao at the Area 51 raid. I've already planned my trip, let's free my bois.

A bullied onion. What did the underweight onion say to the garlic? No more light bulb jokes!