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From the desk of Pragglesan The bestest reporter ever Greetings, friends! On behalf of Habsburg News Hour I want to apologize to you! We knowingly clickbaited you friends! There is no easy ethical life hack. I had to get your attention because Exorock has made an unsettling discovery. You see. There are scammers in our midst! Hailing from the depths of egypt (for my american friends, this is egypt:) In egypt, they developed a system friends. It's called a pyramid! And now there are scammers in our midst friends! Scammers who are tricking unsuspecting new players into... ohhh I can't stand for this friends! Habsburg News Hour raises the alarm! Red flags! Outrage friends! I will start at the beginning! You see friends, recently we received the following testimony from an anonymous source! You see friend. This prompted us to do research! You see friends. Rose whales grow lots! And rose newbies less lots! Now rose newbies put half their money in the bank as an intry fee! Now friends. Eyes on the ball! Here is a link! Scour! https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=790 Friends, consider the Rose mission statement: Rose members contribute value to the alliance. Economic value that serves a higher purpose. This contribution is centralized. In the whale hoards! And the lowest levels fo this pyramid sacrifices for one another- the whale! I see you are not yet convinced friends. We have looked at the top rose nations and cross-calculate check algorithm'd it against our extensive habsburg royal marriage governance database of external alliances for union purposes (trademark leo'd). Through these advanced measures, we ended with the following list: Friends! Rose is a pyramid scheme! We as a community must come to action. We must boycott before more innocents fall victim to these scam artists! Exorock calls on all Rose victims to come forward and share their stories of economic abuse. Habsburg News Hour will give you your voice back. And together we may make a legal fist! For those friends among us who are old and slower in understanding (Greetings, Ronny friend!) I have summarized our reveal in this handy schematic. Please distribute it as you see fit in order to spread awareness! Ta!

Rose's FA team is more absent than my father still looking for that milk after 27 years.

Look mom! I'm on the news!

At least their moved on from milking their protectorates to just milking their own members instead. Stop the corruption!

Now now we all know that size isn't everything. You just got to learn to take advantage of what you've got and make the most of it, buddy. Confidence is key!

THANK YOU MR.SNEK. ACTION MUST BE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

Look @Alex, these are really getting out of hand. The other night in order to declare 2 wars I and run attacks I had to put in 3 captchas in order to get through. Not to mention MAJORITY of the time when I go to trade I get them. It’s ridiculous that one needs to identify themselves 3 DIFFERENT times in 10 minutes. ESPECIALLY why do I need to put in 1 to declare war and then ANOTHER ONE to run attacks on the SAME TARGET I JUST DECLARED ON. Please fix this in some way, it is by far the most annoying thing in this game. I understand that we need to catch bots, but it shouldn’t be at the expense of ACTUAL players. and yes, my opponent was able to run 2 attacks on me in the time it took to do the captchas. I know other players have been upset about this too. thanks for reading alex and others o/

Meanwhile Krampus is city 40 leading a full communist alliance. But yes, obviously Rose is the one you must call out rather than your ally.

Oh thank goodness someone is finally here to save me from Vexz's tyranny! Quickly, we need to get the others before- OH GOD NO

As a tfp member I must ask.... What are taxes?

Only the good ones.

Why are you declaring war? Oceania is at war with Eastasia; it has always been at war with Eastasia

Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it, crushed it into tiny bite sized pieces. I really did expect better of you, but I guess i'm a loser for that too. Don't bother beiging me tomorrow, i'll tell them you all won in a triumphant march. So thanks, thanks for nothing. In all seriousness, I can't support myself playing this game anymore. The double standard for fascism in this game is absurd. Apparently it's okay to support literal white nationalists, but thinking they don't belong is too far and would dogpile us. Apparently realpolitik is more important than any political hill to die on. Apparently it's okay to think gay people are disordered, but not okay to say that opinion is not a good one. The level of salt that I eat playing this game far outweighs the joy I get from it, and even my dearest ASM comrades. It drains me way more than is worth my time compared to Valheim, Paradox titles, LEGO, and my non-PW comrades. Thanks @Redarmy and @Pasky Darkfire for opening up their lives to me. Thank you @Comrade Joe for giving me a chance so quickly into my tenure in this game. Thank you @Akuryo for being on my side in almost every debate and argument. Thank you @Aiya and @Menhera for being our Blankie Gang comrades in GNO. For yinz, I still wish to be friends. But this game is just self-harm for me. Consider this a win, KT - thanks to the liberals, yinz have free reign over Orbis's politics. Peace.

That is 8 PM UST / 10 PM CEST / 4 PM EDT. 100m buy in. Two max buy-ins. 6/9 spots left. If 9 people show up, and everyone rebuys, we re looking at 1.8b prize pool. Voice chat mandatory and we're hosting it in the KT server. Join there and ping or DM me to RSVP. I wish you good fortune.

ah yes, quack man bad. I too am a man of culture.

Rose is treatied to Camelot and ASM Both of them are sus as well High time we rename Rose Sphere to Susphere

you've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for:

Didn't have time to read that all, but beautiful. Whatever this says, yes. Rose man bad!

I agree with this 100%. Especially because I'm operating with fairly slow internet more than I'd like. This leads to the Captcha server not connecting and returning an error message regularly, and of course the problem of Captcha verification taking so long that my fighting capabilities are diminished. This issue in particularly severe around day change, in which seconds can make the difference between a individual war (or multiple wars) going my way or not.

Cheeky. Please make sure to incorporate certain secret agreements that didn't exist but then suddenly did in your elaboration on that implication.

That's what happens when you think everything is about you, and you think everyone wants you dead.

I joined about two months ago, but I hadn’t really bothered to make a forums account until recently. Anyways, I’m Worchestershire. Here are some of my many interests: running, tap water, and wood working. I’m currently an E$ lackey, but I’m working hard to become a full on goon. I’m not too great at conclusions so I’m just going to end abruptly.

Bruh Quack is, by all accounts, just a pole in a multi-polar world. They're only a threat because it suits your narrative and gives the war-hawks a target to beat the drums against. Please refer to this high quality graph and you'll see quack is significantly outnumbered in the game and "the threat" will actually just be a dogpile every time.

🤣I saw that name, and it reminded me of The Holy Grail!!🤣

I get it, you dislike Rose, and want to hit us(the rest of the game) with some anti-Rose propaganda. Newsflash! No one cares for whatever you are trying to spin as long as Quack remains the greater threat. Simple stuff actually.

Excuse me Mr. RON sir, why is the mainstream media not reporting on this breaking scandal?? One that totally can't be explained by, you know, relatively common econ practices that I assume would be known by the best A+ economists in P&W history. And maybe a little creative thinking if you're feeling dangerous!

Trickle down economics at it's finest my friend

I'm just here to say zoot join bk

Free the oppressed Rose members

Wait, are you telling me that Rose gov members receiving billions in "loans" that never get paid back is actually some sort of embezzling scheme? I am SHOCKED.

Isn't this just a guide on how to be a macro? I see nothing unusual about this

Pavitistvo Kozatskiya | Павитиство Козацкия Pavitelstvo Kazakiya | Павителство Казакия 哥萨克政府 - 哥薩克政府 | Gesake Zhengfu Pamahalaan ng Bansang Kosakya | Government of Cossackia National Affairs Briefing Note: Before you assume that this will all be about the Gacha Community (as it is part of our charter), read the entire briefing. Do also note that the events are only semi-fictional and semi-custom. For the monarch names, I have no intent to break your Lese-Majeste laws. And all the events are more based on real-life politics than Orbis. Enjoy! Cossackia will have a treaty with Daeltheria and set up an embassy, and it will be one in our charters. 🤝 We openly speak out against and denounce Sherbase12 and the UTUBETROLLPOLICE even further, as to let its allies fight with us only to be crushed as they wished. We have 5 war slots and there are no inactive players, we are happy to crush you all those who are blinded and those that assume. We will provoke them until they are weakened and looted. Things that are currently being discussed: Animesexualism. Although an insult the the LGBTQ+ Community, is it really worth it? Early Marriage. Something to boost up the nation's populations, but everyone can't have intercourse. The population age of Cossackia is between 8-17 years old, making it one of the most youngest populations in the world. Foreign Policy. Because we are unsure of what to do now. We are in search of people who can answer our posts to make things a bit lively, thank you. And that's it for today's briefing. Thank you.

It's stupid that we have to go thru multiple captchas and the fact it takes so long to do 1.

On this day, April 1st, Eastasia declares its existence, as well as a state of perpetual war with Oceania and Eurasia. Our agents have been working tirelessly to undermine Oceania for nearly a year now. Tugger Goldstein has decided that now is the time to take official action. Death will soon come to Oceania and Eurasia! https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8391 https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=7527 https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8313

Bank hide declares on main alliance for lulz. Be aware, the last Eastasia was a crap alliance that got totalled almost immediately in its first war. I spent a lot of time humiliating them, and they eventually disbanded.

I do. I think we're doing ok.

buddy, thats every computer game out there.

Seems like you don't even know what racism is yet you call everyone a racist. Racism and white supremacy are quite clearly defined and very real and you do no one any favors by screaming at anyone who gets in your way that they are a racist. If you suspect someone is a racist or worse then report them to Alex and actually do something about it. However when you just throw the word racism around at everyone and make no distinction whatsoever you really make yourself seem untrustworthy and that you don't actually really care about racism at all just partisan fighting.

Nice.

Are warnings being given out here not public, or has a moderator just gone onto a thread which involved one guy repeatedly making flamey OOC attacks against other users and just told everyone to get on topic? I'm not sure how many warning points should be in the last page of Kosmo's repeated flaming but I'm reasonably certain that it is more than none.

Happy to finally get this signed, was a long time coming. The bribes from TKR certainly helped speed this along, too

R-R-Rose-sama???

I for one welcome our new pirate overlords.

Let it also be said that it's what happens when chunks of the game go quiet and refuse to speak or deal with other chunks in a polisim. NPO, and BK to a lesser extent, had a multi-year long run-up to their peak paranoia and bribing a thousand newbies into the game to "win." It involved silence on the forums, an inability or refusal to communicate with anyone outside of their chosen sphere, and a conscious effort to suppress and oppress their members and allies into the same behavior. This is the message of paperless I've been preaching for so long: It's not only the fact that treaties cause dumb politics, but that they section off chunks of less active or less ambitious members of PnW into effectively never changing places - thus contributing to stagnation in FA. The power players may make moves on rare occasion, but the spheres and their attachments remain the same because the only onus to honor or drop treaties is literally "do we like these people and do they make us feel safe/unsafe." Treaties are a bad idea in a game designed for inter-alliance competition imo. The only good treaty is a protectorate for new alliances to help them get up and moving.

Camelot holding those values dearest, that's the real joke here.

Hi, I'm Rosey Song I may not be a leader, but I play one on TV, and I'm here to tell you that I no longer play one on TV either.

They didn't leave due to that; they were already in the process of packing up by the time Alex whacked their offshore for cheating their revenue.

>Actually taking PragerU seriously