Vice

I’m on mobile so QQ. Ok so I’m a total retired bot these days but I happened to find myself on the righteous side of a war for once. I have absolutely no clue what’s going on but I think it’s something like a big war just ended. Apparently Cam wasn’t included in the NAP? Then their training AA which I think is Samurai raided someone we have a tie with and is a No No move. So we are teabagging Cam for a ton of reasons but a couple of them are it is a counter of some sort? Also half the game will high five us because it’s Cam. Also I think one of the reasons is because Epi tried to start that god awful news server years ago. Oh and the Cam coupe. Oh and the time Eli couped that one alliance that was on its deathbed. Pantheon was it called? ok you are all now up to speed. Thanks.

When you are around long enough to see yourself side with the alliance you complained about for the last 5+ years.

Ockey80085 says to eat it

Your honor, I plead not guilty to charges discussed, nor the previous charges by the prosecution of *checks notes* extortion. Which apparently are the same as war reps in the eyes of the prosecution. Back to the charge at hand, I am slow to finish my wars because I constantly have to shut down my trade bot, remember which of my nations are at war with buck, message him before each attack demanding extortion money, mass delete messages from Horsesock telling me how bad I am at the game, and click through the five million captchas required to attack on each of my nations. oblivion is a peaceful loving alliance. Do what is right here. If you check game history, you will find that it was actually Buck who initiated the first wars.

RIP Arrgh. This will be their final nail in the coffin. Peaceful farmers will prevail!

Woah. Let’s set the record straight. 1) Oblivion doesn’t spy. Ever. 2) Arrgh still exists? 3) I agree with you wanting to dissolve alliances completely

Sorry it went to buying Erik more cities.

Finally I can get some spy assistance after months of doing it solo

Match made in heaven

Happy Birthday Grumps. Miss you boys.

Ok

Good shiz. best of luck in your next move. Look forward to rolling you again after your next merger. Cheers.

@Sketchy your turn. Or do you still need 6 months to “figure out” a merger? I know you have had time to make it happen because y’all certainly weren’t using your time to fight.

Isn’t that literally every treaty you have ever done?

Ah crap I missed my 1000 day celebration. Thanks for the reminder.