Your honor, I plead not guilty to charges discussed, nor the previous charges by the prosecution of *checks notes* extortion. Which apparently are the same as war reps in the eyes of the prosecution.
Back to the charge at hand, I am slow to finish my wars because I constantly have to shut down my trade bot, remember which of my nations are at war with buck, message him before each attack demanding extortion money, mass delete messages from Horsesock telling me how bad I am at the game, and click through the five million captchas required to attack on each of my nations.
oblivion is a peaceful loving alliance. Do what is right here. If you check game history, you will find that it was actually Buck who initiated the first wars.