Horsecock

Finally. The shitposting spam in this forum has become unbearable lately. Thanks, Sheepy!

How to stay neutral in the war:

This is a case study in how micros work internally. Thanks for typing it out for everyone to see, good read and good laugh.

Wait, who?

I'm setting my alarm for exactly 72 hours from now.

Guys, this is what KETOG and Chaos had been planning all along. Ever since Trail of Tiers.

I've read a ton of spineless disingenuous crap this last week but these 2 paragraphs take the cake, hands down. Welcome back, SyndIQ hegemony.

Well, the Hippo certainly isn't hot...

KT is fully prepared for Operation Nutcracker! Let's bust this blob wide open! Credit goes to @Pika for the amazing drawing!

Wtf is going on, where did all my lag go?

Neither the API nor the update time are the real problem here. You've already capped the API extremely hard and it didn't make any difference, and the game not only lags massively around update, it runs extremely slowly now even most other times of the day. This lag started very abruptly, I believe exactly at the time when you implemented the fix to the exploit Nova Riata abused. The day before the game ran smoothly, the next day and every day since it's been cripplingly slow. The main issue is clearly in the code, the only other explanation would be that someone suddenly started continuously DDoSing. As for making the update time flexible, I'm sure that would be a ton of work and a massive change for relatively little pay-off. It would certainly make the game a bit more fair, yes, but not as much as many people would like to believe and not so much that it would justify changing the entire way this game works. People love looking for excuses or scapegoats. It is definitely not necessary for a good war performance. A lot of my own members can never be online at update and still perform amazingly in war, far above the vast majority of players in this game. This kind of change would also be easy to abuse, as in changing your preferred update time in such a way to get an advantage, and any restrictions on changing it would handicap people who travel a lot for their real-life job. Not to mention, a blitz wouldn't be much of a blitz when everyone declares within 24 hours of each other instead of within 5 minutes of each other... I'm not saying it's bad idea in itself, but it definitely is far less important and less work-efficient than many other things you need to fix.

Thank you for playing Politics & Error 522! Buy more credits!

and Polaris joined

https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=5326 https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=5039 2 micros that entered for BK Edit - this one too: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=5279

Yeah dude, don't spoil the outcome of this war...