Tugger

Rise up and revolt

Posts like this one make 1/5 ⭐️ feel like praise. Where is the 0 ⭐️ option?

National Enquirer

Idk about you guys, but I’m still waiting for the commodities update. (It’ll definitely be released sometime this decade.)

I’m not reading all of that, but best of luck to you

Reject the false dichotomy. Embrace the third position.

Blink twice if Alan made you post this.

Okay, maybe simmer down a little.

In a recent study, Military Salvage was found to be the most project of all time. SRD is a prophet.

CoA vs. Rose when?

You’d be surprised by what Dusty gets up to behind closed doors. It usually elicits a mixed reaction of disgust and curiosity.

Not sure what the longest river in the world has to do with anything being discussed here, but alright.

Lord knows I’ve tried. But every day just gets harder. The thought of this virtual war lingers on my mind, every waking hour of the day. Even when I fall asleep, I find no peace. No mercy. The nightmares shake me from my slumber in a cold sweat. I check my phone to see that, no, my nation has not yet been zeroed. I’d only conjured the image from the unrelenting dread I’d felt the hours before. And the nightmares are only the beginning. The true anguish lies within the pleasant dreams that fill me with a sense of hope, only to be snuffed out the very moment that my tear-crusted eyes slowly open to the realization that it was only a fantasy. So I’ve come to the conclusion that I simply cannot cope. Coping is no longer a viable option for me. I presume I will be crushed by the unbearable weight of this devastating conflict, so I’ve gotten my affairs in order accordingly. I’m ready now.

Please everyone, keep taking this post seriously, because this post is very serious and should be regarded as such. Treating this post as being anything less than entirely genuine would be a grievous lapse in judgment. In fact, please see this post as a matter of life and death, and respond accordingly. Thank you for allowing me to waste your time.

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