Daveth

No tldr, I'm mad... still waiting for the Chocolate Crusades upon the Chocolate heretics too. In due seriousness, good luck folks.

The party disagrees with you, Comrade - off to Siberia with you.

Good luck, have fun with retirement Pika! ❤️

Folks are lining up to get Uncle Iroh's advice, truly a master of peace and diplomacy. 😉

Those Six Kingdoms bastards have betrayed us, so we're supporting House Stark's independence.

Whatever do you mean? This is a serious pledge and we stand by our Stark brothers in arms.

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/CMDM7k9IVKlHQxugklVT I tried making this into a video but failed miserably. 😭

Preamble We the undersigned parties, united by our mutual PTSD from such endeavors and our good taste in memes, henceforth establish Nexus, to bring peace, freedom, justice and security to our new Bloc. Article 1: Friends who bank together, stay together. All signatories have the option to become Stakeholders within The Foundation bank, which will act as the primary banking service for all alliances in the Bloc, and by extension their members, under the benefits and terms provided to them by the Charter of the Foundation. Article 2: Your Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me. Section 1: Supremacy Should the treaty obligations of any Party come into direct conflict with their duties and responsibilities with regards to Nexus, their obligation to the Bloc shall always take precedence. Section 2: Intelligence The signatories agree to share any and all relevant political information among themselves, in a timely manner and as soon as reasonably possible. Failure to do so shall be discussed at the earliest opportunity. Article 3: Do. Or do not. There is no try. Section 1: Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression An attack upon any Member of the bloc shall be regarded as an attack upon us all. Joint and coordinated offensives, be it political, military or covert action may be taken by any of the signatories as they so choose, Nexus shoots first. Article 4: Initiation into the Dark Side Bloc The addition of a new alliance to Nexus is dependent upon unanimous agreement of all signatories. Expulsion from Nexus is also dependent upon unanimous agreement of all parties, save for the signatory under judgement. Article 5: Serious Pledges All member parties hereby agree to the following pledges, which are cornerstone to the Bloc and are valid effective immediately: Daveth is legally not allowed to have migraines, of any sort. House Stark is an independent kingdom within Westeros, and has no affiliation with the Six Kingdoms whatsoever. Seen as Zygon is a turd, the signatories recognize that Zygon is the ruler of House Stark in name only. Sval is the most Maleficent, Mendacious and Malicious of us all, being solely to blame as the mastermind of our misdeeds and those of OWR. Carthago has the best tea and Krampus-made biscuits in the known world, the likes of which Rome deeply envies and desires. [Classified] Article 6: [Redacted] Article 7: I’ve got a bad feeling about this... Should any of the signatories be found wishing to absolve itself of its duties to Nexus, pledge allegiance to the Republic and serve democracy or seek out some other nonsense like the return of the Sith, they may do so in writing to other signatories, whereupon a period of 72h of final notice shall then follow, after which all obligations to the bloc shall be regarded as fulfilled and void. Tl:dr; Nexus - House Stark, Carthago and Order of the White Rose form a Bloc

This, tbh.

It's certainly a nice change with humour... there may yet be hope for this one.

What a jolly good gift.

This is rather early to be jolly, but hey if the Snek commands it, why not?

Darn brits, oughta throw the tea into the harbor sooner...

May the best alliance win and the odds be ever in our favour...

Much love to the best Harry Potter fangirl, I hope you enjoy retirement and wish all the best of luck to Benfro. Hail the King! o7