Kurdanak

On my way to offshore Rose's bank and lose 20% of it to Game Rule #16, I'll call it the Inflation Reduction Act 🙏

The people have spoken, shitposts are the way. 😔

Once upon a time, a Declaration of War would be written out with a thorough explanation of motives/grievances with signatures from the whole gang. Emerging from hibernation eight years later, I found that P&W has been overrun by new-age shitpost DoWs with a vague reference to the CB at best and a fever dream spiral into insanity at worst. And honestly, I couldn’t be more proud - if you can’t beat em’, join em’! Time to sellout, baby! I have to pass Alex somehow. At least there’s no AI, I cheat the old-fashioned way - borderline plagiarism. ROSE ANNOUNCES THAT OUR INVESTIGATION INTO ENCRYPTED SINGULARITY COMMUNICATIONS HAS CONCLUDED DESPITE HOLDING OUT HOPE THAT WE MAY EXTEND OUR GLORIOUS, UNIVERSALLY ENJOYED NAP PILE (NO TKR ALLOWED) OUR TEAM HAS DEDUCED THAT THE BLOODIED SYNDICATE FLAG IS A VEILED WARNING TO US FROM OUR DEAR SHOGUN SUSPICIONS WERE FURTHER SUPPORTED THROUGH ANALYSIS OF SUBTLE DISPLAYS OF SYNDICATE AGGRESSION THE SYNDICATE APPEARS TO BE SO CONFIDENT IN THEIR IMPENDING VICTORY THAT THEY HAVE EXCLUDED RETIREES FROM THE DRAFT ROSE HAS THUS DECIDED TO DECLARE WAR ON THE SYNDICATE AND ITS ALLIES IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE CONSIDERED SELF-DEFENSE HARRY FLASHMAN WOULD ALSO LIKE TO WISH TARROC A WELL-DESERVED RETIREMENT AFTER HANDING ROSE ANOTHER CLASSIC SYNDICATE ROLLING HARRY SAYS A CLASSIC BRITISH LINE AND LAUGHS HEARTILY. WASTEKING LAUGHS. TARROC LAUGHS. GEORGE AND KURDANAK PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND AND BOTH LAUGH. CAMERA FADES TO BLACK, BUT SOMETHING FEELS OFF… P.S. I'll be busy DoW night so if I'm wrong and have misread the situation, please just disregard all of the above! Man, that'd be an embarrassing misunderstanding - retirement party's going to be super awkward now. Peace next DC and 6 month NAP? Sounds like another Strategic Syndisphere Victory to me. As always, please forward all FA inquiries to @Ockey5.

RIP. Best of luck to CoA's member wherever they may go, especially to all the NG rascals like @Stewieand @Caustic (as if they check the forums).

Congrats, but where's the in-game treaty? Is this thing a mawwiage, or a miwage?!

Happy birthday fellas, cheers. I'm never going to get those 2 minutes of binary translating the first two parts back, huh

Congrats on lasting longer than the original >BLOC alliance, and with a tenth of the brainrot!

Surely I will be having a very peaceful December this year

Congrats you filthy TERORRIST o7

We risk people finding out where the real FA takes place.

We were so close to achieving world peace by 2100...maybe this century, we'll get it right.

*immediately rage edits* >:(

tfw Anarch is no longer gov in my protectorate

I was about to quip "Looks like Roberts finally has some competition," then I clicked the profile. Should've known, got me again.