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Just because SHEEP like you guzzle up the SLOP shoveled out by the NEW WORLD ORDER doesn't mean nothing is wrong! Only the MOST WOKE gov in Bad Company can even BEGIN to piece together the monstrous depths this conspiracy reaches! STEEL is just the BEGINNING, I've been working for years, gathering evidence, making the CONNECTIONS! It's begun to appear before my eyes... I just need more time....MORE TIME!!!

HBE 2.0

@ MoonShadow: I’m not even sure if you’re trolling now, because every time I see one of your posts, I lose brain cells. Keep the drivel that regularly manages to escape your mouth within it, please. You’re polluting the air.

The Golden Horde would like to extend a congratulations to Roquentin, leader of IQ. We’ve been following you for some time. Your studies in the art of manipulation are steller. Your most recent achievements, getting Cornerstone to merge into the Black Knights, has caught our eye the most. We see a high level of potential for you in the future. Congratulations on your achievements. Respectfully, Kastor, Dean of The Golden Horde

Your alliance makes no sense to me.

I'm not in IQ. This is what I meant when I said I lose braincells.

C.... Cu.... CULTURAL VICTORY

Was that before or after you've attacked IoM?

For every alliance that merges into BK, I get Papa John's rewards points.

I've noticed this was leveled a lot during this dual-pronged great war. "You never do anything". So lets go over the timeline to explain why we have stagnation here: 1. An alliance/sphere gets rolled. The defender can be friends with the attacker. It makes no difference and there are no consequences for the aggressor. 2. Post-war the defeated alliance/sphere is smaller, less attractive as a treaty partner and usually they had a PR train run on them by the much larger side. 3. They try to sign new allies, but only their old allies that went through the shit with them stick it out. Mostly, other alliances try to be nice but create enough distance they won't need to defend them if they are 'next'. They may even try to use them as meatshields while helping to set up their rolling later on. 4. They are unable to do anything. Should they try to do something, it's usually a smaller sphere war, something manageable and is usually squashed when a bigger alliance steps in to take advantage. And by squashing the war, the larger sphere/alliance can continue to claim that that alliance/sphere 'does nothing'. Win-win! 5. You get rolled for not doing anything. The alliance/sphere is blamed for the stagnation and even use it as the CB on them. Bigger sphere gets to claim it did something for use next cycle. Rinse and Repeat every year or two. Lets take IQ. People tried to blame them for stagnation, but who is going to sign an IQ alliance? Sure, TKR tried to pull NPO into their sphere against all their allies. But who really is going to sign an IQ alliance and not force them to be a huge sellout? So they have to further consolidate with each other, the only alliances that will have them. The cycle continues as people tell them they are ruining the game with all their treaties even though there are twice as many paperless treaties in this game. Post-war, make no bones about it. There will be one sphere in this game. Whatever you want to call it. EMC, Paperless EMC, Not-IQ, etc. You can go roll Pantheon who is probably 'next', but after them either you can just complain that nothing happens or actually create a political environment in this game. Because we haven't had one for a very long time. Congrats to BK for being the last alliance to take a stab at that. Yes, some laugh at them for the move, reinforcing stagnation yet again. But win or lose, at least they did something politically unlike most of the rest, who while dropping some paper treaties, just kept a paperless one in place and made no real risks to create a better game. I get the attractiveness to paperless ties. You get to fight in easy wars, claim you allied and you don't have to defend someone if they are going to lose. But they are also a big contributing factor to the game's boredom.....in my opinion....that will not be heard by the people who need it the most. Best of luck to you all.

Bread is bad for birds, feed them cornseeds or bird feed bro smh

I'll say... We should really start giving him bread for his posts.

I see that you've also hit us too on the 12th.

Tiber the Black's offensive met into much trouble as his forces were repelled again and again. General Henrich seeing how BK was beginning to slow in their offensive and faltering, moved to begin a counterattack with those not too tied up fighting off wave after wave of Roquentin's Communist black clad "anti-fascist" goons. The target was the forces under Gorge, the brute who had surrounded himself with Tiber's forces to keep the damage to his own light. As the attacks came in Gorge, as these types tend to be when damaged back began to wilt. As he had before when under Lordaeron Gorge cowered, and so Gorge pledged all of his forces to Tiber the Black if Tiber would rescue him from the deadly attack on him. And so another offensive began from Tiber the Black's forces to secure the absorption of Gorge's Cornerstone forces into his own Black Knights. The Roz sent congratulations to Henrich for his victory over Cornerstone, so grand that it made them give up their identity and join fully with Tiber's forces. He sent his condolences to Tiber for actually accepting such a deal. Being a master of the Art of the Deal, the Roz knew a bad deal when he saw one. ======= Roz Wei's attack has resulted in the dissolving of Cornerstone into the Black Knights. Good luck to Cornerstone members in their new home.

>When you run out of potential treaties to sign so you just start merging all your alliances together ”Bodiakstonaeron” BK+Zod+CS+Lord

Just merge into BK already

No. NO! You tread a dark path Buorhann, you must turn back now. That is always how it starts, first it sounds like a good idea to sign one IQ alliance. Then you must sign another, and another. Then your members begin succumbing to Roquentin's corruption, babbling endlessly about planes and 100% taxes before they are replaced with robotic replicas under his control! Soon you have to kick all your members above 16 cities, sign double MDPs with all IQ AAs, and even laugh at Seeker's jokes. There is no stopping the cycle now, your alliance merges with BK and Roq's ascension ritual gains strength! I have barely escaped with my life and sanity thus far, but I fear for the world. Everyone must keep hitting IQ, lose, and pay them 10 billion in reps to stay out of the upper tier. That's the only way to stop the cycle!

The war is over but the memes are forever

As the Nords came over the hill, a sight caught their eyes. A vast empire, filled with wealth and harmony. They talked amongst themselves, knowing that this raid would bring them glory, and more importantly, gold. They came to a decision, the next day at the break of dawn they would begin their assault. They would take any valuables and burn the rest to the ground, and take no prisoners, only slaves. The Nordic Sea Raiders hereby declare war on The United Empire of Zah'Aharon Signed by: King- Leif Erikson Jarl of MA- Lord Buffington Jarl of FA- Sun Yat-Sen

@Erland @Frawley These are the TKR stats for this war, only counting wars with NK, Fark, Alpha, WTF, SA, NCR, all the other wars and raids have been removed, you can compare these with your stats to see if they match Prices used are an average of the past month, coal: 3,996, Oil: 3,679, Uranium: 3,138 Lead: 4,292 Iron: 3,778, Bauxite: 3,421, Gasoline: 4,029, Ammo: 2,280, Steel: 4,736, Alum: 3,943, Food: 110 If you think I included in the screenshot also the top 5 players because I'm in most of them you are totally right

Eh, we did once, we probably could again but with all the leadership changes we would have to take time to get to know each other again. If we did all the salt would probably bury Orbis several feet deep though.

Savage 320 is a reliable option. Fairly middle of the road price wise. can take 2 1/2 or 3" shells. Can also take mini shells, I believe. If you've never used a shotgun before, buy about 10 boxes of #8 and take it to a range somewhere and practice. also, move out of California

can I talk you into raiding me at a later time, particularly after ht has been burnt to the ground?

Honestly this sounds fine. Maybe at most, just have consecutive beiges reset the timer to 2.1 days, if say the second beige comes in 3 turns later. I don't think it's really necessary, especially since it could be abused pretty easily, but its a compromise.

@Tesoro Thanks! I see you're relatively new to Orbis too. How's your nation going? Yeah, I'm caught up with the manga (ch. 901), and I follow the anime. Pretty excited to meet another OP fan as well! Other series: My hero academia, Attack on Titan, Promised Neverland, Jojo's (just started). What about you?

Not surprising. They were born IQ, raised IQ, and they will die IQ as well.

See you in my alliance in 14 days then ;P

literally go set yourself on fire. also, suck my dick.

The Cornerstone Knights of the Cloudaerons

BK has been exposed to Cornerstone! What? BK is evolving! Congratulations! Your BK has evolved into a bigger pile of s***! And it has gained a new skill: Rant on the Forum About Winning the Low Tiers 24/7! Congratulations!

We would have actually merged with NPO but we disagreed on the average steel price. I mean, that was the real deal breaker. I swear I am not Roq.

Lol wtf. Getting multiple beiged by TGH/Rose during a war isn't abusing the system. He literally fought the war, got beiged and using the time to rebuild/hold cash. At least try to sound coherent lol.

Makes me wonder when will NPO merge in to BK as well, or will BK sort things out then merge in to NPO ?

Was going to make a post sassing you about reading comprehension and some people having friends in real life that like to play games together. Then I realized that your report/troll is so low effort that it wasn't worth me putting effort into a response. So... No.

I was going to toss out that the beige timer should have a limit of say 5-6 days, and not 16 days like it is now for losing all 8 active wars. But as that would be extremely self serving to my current situation, I was going to wait till after our war ended to propose it. But because of daily military purchase limits, a losing nation needs to have some sort of attack free time to reload, or if you lose a war in the first round, you are basically done with out the beige timer. That being said, if you do any root cause analysis here i think you will see the beige mechanic isn't your issue, I think it probably goes all the way back to the way your war mechanics work. Increasing the damage or removing beige all together is probably going to cause those freak outs from the player base that seem to happen every time you make a change like this.

No more stat updates?

Nice stats. I'm going to go tell the rest of The Horsemen that we actually looted 34 million total.I will not mention the 2.4 billion in damages we incurred. I don't think they check the forums. Things are looking up!

its a shame that you broke that streak, lets start a new one and see if you can go longer this time!

Yall a bunch of tryhards. Just play Civ already. You can have a 30 city nation in 6 hours in the time it takes you to make one here in 3 years. Srsly, wtf?

Like, not so fast man!

Didn't NPO need to take a multi billion loan just to get to 14 city cohesion? Game will be long gone by the time they reach 20 cities.

Yes. It turns out that you can, in fact, eat nuclear weapons, so we'll all be fine.

The internet is essential for the workings of Orbis. Whether it be WiFi, dial-up, 4G, or cable, all who dwell within this world use the internet, for work, for play, and, among other things, watching cat videos. However, for such an essential service, it is unreliable, expensive, and quite frankly has terrible service issues. Too long the people of Orbis have suffered under the boot of the ISP! Comcast! End this practice of terrible customer service, slow internet connections, and flaming internet modems! Shape up, or face the consequences! Until our demand is met, TFP will oppose your expansion into Norse Scandinavia at all costs! YES, I FINALLY GOT TO DO THIS! INVISITEXT! Let fly the new flag o' war! BEHOLD! SUDDEN TEst NOSTALGIA! TLDR: TFP hereby honors it's call to arms from Ragnarok and declares war on WildFire, otherwise known as WiFi. Good luck to all folks out there, and let's have a good fight! Except you Ajit Pai, you can screw off. Also, In preparation of the inevitable NPO counter, a statement from me: "The fire is of warm now." -quichwe10, Facilitator of The Fighting Pacifists. Oh god oh god the anti-libertarians are coming Addendum: The month long mobilization has paid off! Nobody expects the TFP mobilization!

https://pastebin.com/ZGSkfCmr The above is the convo I had with Admin on this subject. He is siding with the people who thus far have shown a total cowardice when it comes to confronting me, which is fine, lets see if we can't get them out in the open now. Let me start by saying that the current protocol of warning someone appealing the charges against them, such as racism, as being incorrect as they've not been racist... is stupid. It makes the appeal process completely hollow and pointless. A mod can claim whatever and stating it was wrong is a warnable offence. Stupid. Now Admin has told me the very silly thing that for me to be able to post a thread here I have to appeal the racism rules themselves, as in argue here that we should allow racism. This is complete cowardice and shows that he is not willing to have a fair talk with others here on the matter. My threads were not racist and instead promoted interracial love. Do. You. Understand. This? To call me a racist is the height of stupidity. If I am racist then the word has no meaning and actual racists will be chuckling at the sheer stupidity of these so called anti-racists. Now perhaps you don't like the tone here. Well when you have stacked the deck as such that anything I were to do or say is warnable I really have no reason to hold back. So let me end on this. For the first thread you hid cowardly behind Islam, saying that was why it should be locked. The second one did not contain a single reference to Islam so now you talk about children (!? promoting interracial love is not a fit thing for children now?) and other nonsense. I invite people to speak up here while Admin, the mods, and the cowardly people on their side allow it to be open for they will be wanting it locked in quick order. The dishonest, the wrong, the weak, the cowardly, do not wish to actually debate and engage on things after all.