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SYNDICATE, INC. ISSUES STATEMENT ON RETIREMENT OF LONGEST-SERVING EXECUTIVE AND DEBUNKS ASSASSINATION CLAIMS NASSAU, Bahamas, 2024-03-14: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) issues a twofold statement congratulating Lucas, record-breaking longest-serving member of the Executive board, on his retirement. For over three years as Chief Operations Officer, he has served the interests of the corporation, striving to always bring more value to its shareholders, prevailing over underachieving would-be usurpers and two-faced maniacs alike. President Tom, illustrious member and long-time vice president of Asset Command, rises to fill the seat of Chief Operations Officer. He is supported by vice president of Corporate Strategy, MaiseeDaisee. Both were seen clad in black robes near the Sith shrine outside the company headquarters in Nassau, no doubt contemplating their long work under Lucas and what the future holds. However, the Syndicate is saddened to find itself in the position of having its newest Executive face utterly unfounded accusations of murder, and categorically condemns such naked, odious opportunism in the face of this historic event. Chief Global Strategist and media contact Tarroc — increasingly better known by his birth name, Gaius Julius Caesar — has expressed displeasure at the claims. At a business lunch, he was quoted as saying, “Lucas has always been an intensely private individual. It was well within his rights, and perfectly in-character as well, not to make a public announcement himself, choosing instead to leave quietly and suddenly, and having Thomas notify the board on his behalf. To even suggest he was murdered as part of some religious ritual is nonsensical.” The department’s spokesperson, now working directly under President Tom after signing a generous contract renewal, has informed the media that Lucas has permanently relocated to Exegol, his favorite retreat, and will continue to serve the company in an advisory capacity. As a token of gratitude for years of service, and keenly aware of his desire for privacy, the Syndicate has restricted all travel to Exegol in the Unknown Regions for the foreseeable future. Longest-serving Executive of the Syndicate, still alive and well, retires peacefully and without bloodshed. May he rest.

Investor Contact: Keram Media Contact: Tarroc SYNDICATE, INC., AND SAIL INITIATIVE ANNOUNCE COUNTERMEASURES TO HOSTILE COMPETITION NASSAU, Bahamas, 2024-01-03: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) comes before the shareholders and the business community of Orbis today to offer an update on the company’s operations, the most relevant of which concerns Singularity and its partners. First and foremost, Singularity’s hostility towards the Syndicate has been duly noted by the Board. To some extent, this anger is understandable, as one is aware of how a company’s IPO has a great bearing on the entity’s success, and Singularity’s own debut fell short. That being said, the Syndicate has repeatedly dealt with the following from Singularity: - Sworn intent of destroying our corporate holdings through violent means, manifested both through public threats and leaked corporate documents. - Schemes to poach friendly business partners. - Attempted and thwarted neutering of friendly entities with the intent of undermining SAIL’s competitiveness. - Successful attempts at neutering entities which have formal relations with members of SAIL. It should be noted that the last two items occurred under the purview of a NAP between several members of SAIL and Singularity, and that the last item happened after Singularity asked for a NAP extension for its uncovered allies, which was negotiated upon and went on to cover Camelot, Cypher, KT and TCW. Not only do these show that Singularity behaved in an hostile and bad faith manner, but also discredit arguments such as these; Singularity is the only party that both sought to, and as a matter of fact did, exploit links uncovered by the NAP. With all of that said, Singularity engaged in this behavior knowing full well that it would lead to open confrontation between our parties, with no effort made to improve its standing with us through dialogue. Rather, and as evidenced by leaked internal directives and abnormal member building patterns, they opted to substantially increase their stockpile of single-use destructive devices. By itself, this merely indicates that they expected to be put in an unfavorable position and resigned themselves to that fate. However, not long afterwards, this memo was followed up with an update to the Rules of Engagement, which increased the maximum range for up-declares. With Singularity guaranteed to reap benefits from this change in the near future, and with one of the people chiefly responsible for these sorts of changes also being a high-ranking employee in Singularity, the premeditation and unethicality at hand are as self-evident as they are unsurprising. As it so happens, Singularity recently aggressed another alliance on the basis of business ventures outside of the scope of the alliance. While the Syndicate’s decision was not influenced by this, we are more than happy to remind Singularity that they are not above the standards they themselves set. Therefore, SAIL, alongside Carthago and KT, have decided to declare war on Singularity, Cipher, Camelot and TGH, both to neutralize Singularity which has unambiguously positioned itself as a hostile threat to us, and to make the point clear that actions have consequences. Once again, we thank our loyal shareholders for their understanding in these tense times as the company pivots to meet this unprecedented hurdle. This press release was written and edited by an unbiased third party and is not liable for any legal charges that arise as a result. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is one of the world's leading gasoline, aluminum, steel and munitions distributors for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Through breakthrough strategies and external geopolitical conflicts, the company has increased their market share of the wheat market with plans to extend this leading going forward. Wholly owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include: the Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe; The Firm, which provides legal and monetary council for the company; Requiem, which provides exclusive retirement packages to esteemed executives and government members; and our junior venture Pokimans, which is an investment into markets not previously explored by our conglomerate. This sentence is here because we still couped Zed. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Tarroc, Chief Strategic Officer.

Investor Contact: Keram Media Contact: Tarroc SYNDICATE, INC ANNOUNCES “SAIL” STRATEGIC PARTNERSHIP NASSAU, Bahamas, 2023-08-31: Following past ventures, SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC) reaffirms its commitment to oceanic exploration, space exploration, interdimensional exploration, and multiversal exploration, and so the board has determined that a strategic partnership with like-minded Legionnaires, Spacemen, and Atomic Churchgoers is the best way of leveraging such wide portfolio of assets to work collectively in favor of that common goal. As an addendum, SYNDICATE, Inc., categorically denies any increase in the amount of construction shipments directed to the Abrion sector, and reaffirms its right to maintain confidentiality to protect the nature of its assets and proprietary information present in that special district. The Syndicate, Church of Atom, Aurora, and Legion sign a MDoAP. Signatures: For The Syndicate, Chief Global Strategist (FA): Tarroc Chief Operations Officer (IA): Lucas Chief Financial Officer (Econ): Keram Chief Security Officer (Milcom): Allend Goodblood For Church of Atom, Pontifex Atomicus: RandomNoobster Pontifex Emeritus: James II Cardinal of Foreign Affairs: Kongo Jack For Legion, Imperator: KiWilliam Praetor: David Ben-Gurion Consul of Economic Affairs: Karl XVIII Consul of Foreign Affairs: Nome Consul of Internal Affairs: Lord Windmark Consul of Military Affairs: TzarRob Signed for Aurora, First Explorers: AlexW, Xi Jinping Second Explorer: Franz

Everybody deserves this.

Investor Contact: Vemek Media Contact: WANA SYNDICATE, INC ISSUES STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO MULTIPLE BUDDIES NASSAU, Bahamas, 2023-01-03: SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC), recognizes corporate hostilities between itself and multiple businesses. Due to the need to preserve ROI on printing and marketing charges given record inflationary pressures, SCC will address multiple buddies with this announcement. SYNDICATE, Inc., has learned that four buddies – Grumpy Old Bastards (NYSE:GRUMPY), Guardian (PSX:MHQ), The Hand of Fate (AMX:KT), and Oblivion (NASDAQ:SH!TE) – and their unlisted subsidiary buddies, have entered into open corporate hostilities against SCC and its subsidiary firms. SYNDICATE, Inc., recognizes hostilities with all of these buddies, and wishes them luck on the battlefield. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based in Nassau, the Bahamas, is the world’s premium gasoline, aluminum, and munitions manufacturer and distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Enterprise, Orbis’ foremost talent scouting and management agency; the Charlie Group, premium asset management firm; and Hetzal Prime Industries, leading enterprise in agricultural industrialization. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact WANA, Chief Global Strategist.

@Adrienne that's right.

Give us the option of locking alliance announcement threads and deleting individual posts. Right now, all we can do is edit the first post or delete it.

You're fired.

Strategic 👏 Syndisphere 👏 Withdrawal

All Quacks' Eve

Not going to lend credence to the IQ comparisons by dignifying them with a proper response. Numbers provided by others already show that, yes, this sphere is sizable, but hardly warranting the buzz word of our time. If your mongrel complex gets in the way of recognizing that, then there isn't much we can do other than let you know we won't be accepting surrenders at this time.

I can confirm this and more: we're keeping it to ourselves not because we don't want to sell; but because none of you deserve to have it.

It's worrying that this announcement is way funnier than it has any right of being. You're setting an unfair standard, friend.

One last time.