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  1. TheNG

    This is a brave new world we're living in

    This thread is not yet dead! The Implication, starring BK and TCW (inspired by this) *TCW and BK meet at the start of the war* TCW: What do you mean, what do we need a meatshield for? BK: Why in the hell do you think we just spent all political capital on a sphere? The whole purpose of forming a sphere in the first place was to get the micros all nice and treatied topside so we can take em down to a nice winnable war in the midtier… and you know they can’t refuse – because of the implication. TCW: Oh. Uhhhh ok. You had me going there for the first part, the uh second part kind of threw me. BK: Dude, dude. Think about it, they’re out in the middle of nowhere with some alliance they barely know, you know, they look around and what do they see? Nothing but enemy alliances! ‘Ah, there’s no where for me to run, what am I gonna do, refuse to fight?’ *laughing* TCW: Ok… that just seems really dark. BK: No, no it’s not dark, you’re misunderstanding me bro. TCW: I, I think I am yeah. BK: Yeah, you are. Because if the alliance refused to fight, then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is, they’re not gonna say no, they would never say no, because of the implication. TCW: Now you…you’ve said that word implication a couple of times… what implication? BK: The implication that things might go wrong for them if they refuse to fight for me. You know, not that things are gonna go wrong for them, but they’re thinking they will. TCW: *quietly* But… it sounds like they don’t want to fight for you… BK: Why are you not understanding? They don’t know whether or not they want to fight, that’s not the issue! TCW: Are you going to hurt these alliances? BK: *angrily* No I’m not going to hurt these alliances! Why would I ever hurt these alliances, I feel like you’re not getting this at all! Goddamn! *pan to Fark staring at them* BK: Well don’t you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger! *laughs* TCW: So they are in danger! BK: No one’s in any danger! How can I make that any more clear to you? It’s the implication of danger! You know what, let’s drop it. Just sign your treaties and go!
  2. TheNG

    This is a brave new world we're living in

    Inevitable or not, you guys did indeed start this. We'll be the ones finishing it though, no worries! Also, while I would agree that outside of Scarfy's deranged copypasta, it's mostly us using the "BK slaves" line (because it's really quite funny tbh), the sentiment, if not the exact words, behind it is all over your coalition's forums posts. Just look at the OP of this thread: "BK forces all the protectorates into war." "What are you guys doing there? Suffering under reign of terror?" How else can that be interpreted besides more of the usual "muh (BK/NPO) vassals that they control in totality and use as meatshields" shit that's been peddled this whole war since Scarfy went ballistic over Discord roles? I don't think it's that hard to see why nonsense like that is only deserving of a good rendition of "BK slaves" 😉
  3. TheNG

    This is a brave new world we're living in

    You guys are still complaining about this? Boo-hoo. Don't start wars you can't finish then. NPO clearly just had to step up and show us Coalition B newbs what a real rolling looks like since your coalition failed so spectacularly at doing it. 😉
  4. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    Evidently not, which means that was totally part of the joke too yes sirree!
  5. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    Doesn't look like BK is running a slave ring out of their Discord server either, but here we are. That's the part of the joke you took issue with? Geez, we really must be winning.
  6. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

  7. TheNG

    Lets be Honest this was leaked weeks ago...

    Simply an artist's representation of our lord and savior Roquentin blessing his bots with air control. May many immense triumphs come to you this day brother.
  8. TheNG

    Lets be Honest this was leaked weeks ago...

    Nonsense, such negative thoughts have no place in the Holy Inquisition 2, house of Roquentin, blessed be his name. Come, join me in prayer.
  9. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    Sounds like you two need a refresher on strategic thought and tacticool warfare. I’m sure @Sphinx would be happy to provide. Until then, Sphinx man is still bad.
  10. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    For such a "bad" tactic, your own alliance seems awfully afraid of it working... 😂
  11. TheNG

    Declaration of War

    Who do you think talked him into the hit, eh? *wiggles fingers dramatically and vanishes in a puff of smoke.*
  12. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    Roq raising @Dio Brando from his cryogenic slumber to drop some bombs on TKR and the forums.
  13. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    BK ordering their allies and protectorates into battle (2019, colorized):
  14. TheNG

    We are here for the Whales

    I like where this thread is going, you think someone would've stopped biting the bait lol
  15. TheNG

    A clarification on "Slavery"

    Allow me to shed some light. Basically, this is what our little coalition will look like rolling into peace talks in three months with our reps demands and joke terms.
  16. TheNG


    I'm going to be serious for a minute, which is usually a mistake on here, but here we go. @Sir Scarfalot Take two deep breaths, and a walk please. I get that you're not a fan of BK right now, but the level of moral outrage in the OP over a meaningless flavor role in a freaking Discord server, it's not healthy man. PnW isn't worth this, and this is not worth your outrage. War is supposed to be fun, isn't that what you guys always say? And on that note, BK man bad
  17. TheNG


    Man I like this thread already. It's been too long since we've had a good forum meltdown.
  18. TheNG

    Dial Up War: Propaganda

    tfw I have to explain to the rest of the coalition how these wars go for me.
  19. TheNG


    Once again avengers meme apply to any situation.
  20. TheNG

    Brave and Beautiful Peace.

    When you can't even refresh the page to see how badly you got wrecked so you just gotta sit there in no mil.
  21. Many years ago, when Partisan was just a young snek making his way in the big world, he heard a strange knock on his door one bright morning. He was not expecting anyone, so imagine his surprise when he opened the door and saw a young nation before him! Partisan had no desire for a child, but he was a generous soul, and decided to raise the nation as his own. As the years went by, Partisan taught young NG everything he knew about memes and walls of text, until NG grew into a handsome (and terrible) young alliance leader. Partisan was so proud, and when the time came for NG to go out into the world and get rolled, Partisan gladly acceded, though his heart grew heavy. Years passed, and Partisan had great success, until one day a foul, evil hippo set his wicked gaze upon the noble snek. With the aid of treacherous accomplices, he snuck into Partisan's home and stole his name - his greatest possession. Partisan swore vengeance, and vowed to stop at nothing to reclaim his name with the help of his many allies. And in this hour of need, the greatest of them returned, NG came home! Together the two would stop at nothing to reclaim the name of Partisan... The Wind in the Willows - Terminal Jest protects Acadia: Article 1: The Coils of Safety Terminal Jest agrees to protect Acadia from war, raids, and all manner of ills that might be wished upon it for the duration of this treaty. Acadia is not obligated to defend Terminal Jest in the case of a war involving Terminal Jest, but may join if so inclined. Article 2: Reptile Cunning Terminal Jest agrees to instruct Acadia in all the ways a proper alliance is run and defeated in war. Lessons in 4-D chess will be taught until great skill is obtained in this art. Article 3: A Happy Ending If both parties are in agreement, this treaty may be dissolved. A 72-hour grace period will be in effect once the treaty ends so both parties may sort out their FA in the meantime. tl;dr Just give the snake his damn name back already... please
  22. TheNG

    My last request after deleted my nation

    Hi there OWF! I’m [KETOG/Chaos member] and if there’s one thing that really grinds my gears, it’s when I see people calling our war boring, or not fun. See, really it’s great fun, we’re all having bundles of fun fighting each other out here. I think it’s important that me and all my friends tell you about all the fun we’re having in this fun war of ours or else all the no-fun people not having fun fighting in our breathtakingly fun war might not properly understand all the fun to be had in our very fun war. Well, now that it’s been said, I’ll get back to the fun fighting in our mindblowingly fun war that we’re all totally having incomprehensible fun-loads of fun in, yes sirree!
  23. TheNG

    My last request after deleted my nation

    You haven’t even heard what a trash alliance we are? Christ, I’ve been slacking.

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