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Lordship had been a free man for a long time, something he relished in as Lordship had always enjoyed far more the company of men. However sometimes you had to lay back and think of the radiance, and eventually he relented to his ministers' suggestion of taking a wife to strengthen his position. Only if she was deemed passable however. Minsters John Domino, Sojourner, Strife, Shlappa, and Radoje came to together in a committee to discuss possible brides. John Domino was the first to put forward a suggestion, "Brothers. Clarke's sister I've heard is both beautiful and would fulfil certain... conditions... that would please our mighty lord. Lets make for Acadia and get Lordship her hand". Entering the palace the minsters soon came upon who they thought was Clarke's sister, however when the shapely well dressed person turned around it happened to be Clarke himself. The minsters were taken aback, but it being John Domino's idea he mustered up courage and while ignoring Clarke being in a dress, asked for his sister. "My sister is a very busy women, what with her managing all the finance here in Acadia. However if you were to give her a treasure then she may well agree to this". John Domino smiled, "Clarke, our master Lordship owns much wealth and has untold amounts of treasure. Name it, and you shall have it". However when he heard that the wanted treasure was the statue of David, he was left distraught. That was one treasure Lordship certainly wouldn't do away with, and so the ministers had to turn back. Sojourner before they could leave however had a brilliant idea and rushed back to ask if Clarke could simply go dressed as he was, as his sister, filling her role as wife. Clarke covered his mouth as he giggled, "Oh? Fancy me do you? Well, I'd be fine with it... I guess.. but Lordship would have to pass the test. Is he tolerate of say... Effreu Arifluid Ambonec Angeligenders?" Sojourner tried to engage his brain with these words he had heard, but puzzled, he simply left. Strife was next and put forward Yui as a candidate. Their gender was unknown and surely that was good enough. However all the ministers were scared of Yui and so they did not inquire on it. Shlappa was up next and he tried to recall the last woman he saw... which took a good while as he suddenly noticed that the Radiant Castle sure is full of just men, however he then remembered when they had Queen M over. The other ministers were sceptical but they thought it worth a shot anyway. They met a very enraged Queen M, still angry at her mistreatment by Lordship previously over the !@#$-Cock incident. They were then assailed with insults, that they were idiots for coming to her, that even if it happened she'd break Lordship in two, that he couldn't handle none of THIS, so forth. As they listened Radoje could take no more and interjected loudly, earning a look of great fury from Queen M. Now intimidated Radoje spoke meekly, "My lady", "I AIN'T YOUR LADY" quickly interrupted Queen M with vigour. "Uh... well... I agree with you, we have been idiots. We have been speaking to men all this time when we should have been getting a ladies... I mean uh... well... well, we'd like your perspective. In your wisdom who do you think would be the best woman for master Lordship?" Queen M went silent for a moment before responding, "A woman from the east would do it. Someone like Lordship can't handle an ebon goddess like me, but those eastern women all look like young boys so they'd be up his street I'd imagine". The ministers pleased with a possible successful suggestion went back to the Radiant Castle in a rush. Quickly they learned what had been said, eastern women had a certain look that was deemed passable by Lordship. In the east the most important woman was Roquentin, however there were some concerns of her and the order she belonged to. They followed some strange religion called Communism which made no sense to any of the ministers, but no matter, all the necessary steps were taken to quickly get Lordship and Roquentin married. With her forces of the east joining together with Lordship's Radiant Empire, no one would surely be able to stop them. The Eastern army accompanied Roquentin on the trip and entered the Radiant Castle, they would merely stay a week in case things did not go well and their lady then required an escort back east. However while the opening days of the marriage went fine, the timid up to this point Roquentin suddenly morphed into quite the harpy and Lordship could not take it. He regretted his marriage and berated his ministers, saying that regardless of how a woman may look, a woman is still a woman. His suffering of his wife's words was short lived however as soon Lordship found himself imprisoned by Roquentin's eastern army who being inside Radiant Castle easily took it. Roquentin told Lordship that with their marriage the Radiant Empire had opened it's doors to Communism, and Communism is a religion of peace who will enlighten the world to it's peaceful ways... through force. Taking control of the Radiant Empire Roquentin ordered the immediate subjection of all enemies. Thalmor of the Knights Templar, the closest power who had thus far managed to avoid Lordship's wrath found his forces first to be put under attack. ComradeMilton, the former swamp liver, had somehow found himself a post in Black Knights and liked by Roquentin for his piousness towards Communism had been put in charge of that campaign. Armies from everywhere under Heaven mobilised to take on this new threat. The Roz as he travelled in his movable mansion to the now occupied Radiant Empire laughed at Lordship's plight. The Roz had 42 women in his mansion without a worry, and yet a single woman had done Lordship in. Sad! ================= tl;dr Stand Back.

I sexually Identify as an Polaris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being triggered and kicking people from my discord server. People say to me that a person being a Polaris is Impossible and I’m fricking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install weak ass members, bad leadership and sensitive frickers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Polar” and respect my right to be a weakling. If you can’t accept me you’re a polaphobe and need to check your alliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Something Dynamic™ For far too long, this world has been ruled by tyrannical fanatics and greedy merchants. There is no place for a free man, such as myself, Dynamic. We must do everything possible to ensure the same dream of reaching the promise world is possible for all of us. Today, Rose is taking the steps necessary to ensure our world will never be compromised, and that success is achievable for all, no matter one's nation size or background. War is a last resort, but it is the only way to ensure the dream of prosperity and domination is possible for all. Rose declares war on Acadia and Cornerstone. Signed, 1st - Dynamic 2nd - J.A. Goldington Head of FA - SamohT Head of War - DtC Justice Head of IA - Tifa Lockhart Head of Econ - Mayor

"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things" @BK This message is sponsored by the KT Propaganda Bureau Signed, M.O.D.O.K - Bezzers Chief Director - Thomas Logistics Director of FA - Vexz Logistics Director of War- Dayne Logistics Director of IA- Zigs Logistics Director of Econ- Dillon (my bad this was late af)

Not gonna lie, I am overwhelmed with the attention IQ has given me on my 21st Birthday. Giving me a gift like no other, ending a 9 month peace period. Although rude to hit an alliance on a Sunday, whilst most good holy Christians are at church, we will bring an end to ayylianism and their heathen tyranny. Deus Vult!

I would like to further congratulate the newest Viceroy of BK, Taco. Who was promoted to the second highest position in BK government today! BK has made a wise and delightful choice in Taco. He is smart, a great fighter, has a spectacular resume regarding alliance governance (see Zodiac.... oh wait nvm) and exemplifies everything that is BK. Safe to say that BK members have someone strong and tough to help guide them through this war. Keep up the good work Taco, its nice to see BK members have someone to look up to!

LPS where you at?

@Kriegskoenig Hi I am from Polaris

@Kriegskoenig Hi I am from Polaris

Congratulations to BK, NPO and GoG on an incredible, devastating blitz on KT.

Order of the White Rose Recognition of Hippopotamus

@Kriegskoenig Hi I am from Polaris

@Kriegskoenig Hi I am from Polaris.

@Kriegskoenig Hi I am from Polaris

@Kriegskoenig Hi I am from Polaris

You misspelled merge with BK to save a dying alliance, in order to try to save another dying alliance. To just then die together.

Kids these days...

Lordship is my husbando, stay away! I didn't read the rest

@Kriegskoenig I am from polaris.

War is supposed to be the game, not the distraction from the game. Attitudes like this are why the game is going stagnant.

ICE PATROL GONNA BE WORKING OVERTIME TODAY

High Council. Internal Minister-- Killzbob Foreign Minister-- Johnny Costello War head-- Vacant Econ-- Kyle N Representative Council. Vacant Protection from.... Fark Stratagem Alliance link. https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4621 Discord link https://discord.gg/HhbjZVK tl!dr. its not too long read about my alliance you beautiful war lovers. p.s. good luck everyone in the war.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BLACK KNIGHTS

As a proud member of Polaris I'm glad to have you on our side

Zygon was sitting in his room reading a book on grammar. It wasn’t that he needed the practice or anything, but he really did need the practice. It was late and outside snow was falling softly. Winterfell had been at edge for weeks now as rumors of war had come from seemingly everywhere. Tonight was peaceful and quiet. At least it was until Zygon heard footsteps running down the hall towards his room. They slowed to a stop outside his door and muffled words leaked through the doors as whoever was outside talked to the guards. The door opened and Ballard walked in with a slip of paper gripped tightly in his hand. “My lord, we’ve received a raven. We don’t where it flew from or it’s sender. Only the note that it was carrying.” Ballard said holding out the paper to Zygon, who sighed, and took it. He read it over a couple of times. “How prepared are we?” Zygon asked, putting the note aside. “As ready as we can be. We’ve been ready for a long time.” Ballard said and Zygon nodded. There had been rumors that war was going to be happening for months now., though it felt like years. Whispers of massive armies consolidating power with the word DYNAMIC ™ had been drifting up North for some time. If what the note said was true, then people we’re fighting back against this power, whatever it was. “It’s time for us to join the fray. We can’t stand idly by while everyone else has all the fun can we?” Zygon said. He stood up and walked over to the fireplace where his father’s sword hung above the mantle. It had been years since it drew blood. It thirsted for blood just as the Men of the North did. Zygon carefully took it from its place and turned to Ballard. He nodded to his unspoken question and Ballard left the room to ready the armies for war. * * * Roquentin hated the open sea. It made his guinea pig nose quiver in fear. He knew that he’d never recover from the pain and loss caused by the Clowns in that fateful war. Now that there was a fog over the ocean, it only made his fear worse. You never knew what was resting just out of sight, ready to attack. “Try and send a signal to the ships around us. We’re going to continue on our present course and hope that we’re near land.” Roq ordered one of his crew. He tried to recall the maps of this ocean he had been pondering over before the battle had begun. There was land somewhere, unfamiliar to IQ and to many others. They managed to get a signal to some of the ships around them and together with the signals of lanterns, they began to slowly move in search of land. As the day wore on and the sun rose higher in the sky, the fog began to disperse, replaced by slow snowfall but revealing a shadowy mass not afar off. Roq ran to the front of his ship to get a better look. It was without a doubt, land. “Land! Land Ho!” he shouted, his stub of a tail wagging in delight “Send a signal to the others if they haven’t seen it! Make ready to disembark!” The ships became a bustle of activity as everyone prepared to beach. A lone wolf howl drifted through the air and the shoreline came more easily into view through the fog. It was a large beach, but it would still be crowded with many of the IQ ships hauled up on it. There was a plentiful forest on either side and farther back from the beach stood a hill. It would make a good place to make camp during their stay here. The ships came into contact with the shore and the crews jumped out of their ships to hoist them ashore. When his was fully beached, Roq disembarked and began to bark orders to his crew, telling them what to unload or where to set up preliminary camp. Around him the other ships were disembarking as well and Legionaries were coming up to Roq waiting for instructions. A wolf howled again, followed by more wolves joining in. Auctor ran up to Roq.. “We’ve noticed movement in the trees around us. There’s got to be hundreds of wolves out there.” Auctor said breathlessly. Adrenaline was clearly coursing through his system. “We’ll build a massive bonfire. Have everyone take up arms in case they attack.” Roq replied, loosening his sword from its sheath. They never could get a break. First, the clowns, then pirates, then another war, and now wolves of all things to attack them. As Auctor ran off, to relay his orders, the wolves reached a peak of howling before dying back down. All was silent except for the wind blowing snow slowly across the landscape. A chill ran down Roq’s spine and all of his fur stood on end. This was not good, not good at all. “Form up on me! Now!” Roq yelled pulling out his sword. In less than a minute everyone had formed a semi-circle facing away from the beach. One wolf howled and a figure appeared on the hill with a broadsword resting on its shoulder. “Who are you?” Roq yelled, “In the name of The Inquisition state your name!” The figure on the hill remained quiet. Roq took a quick glance around then looked back to the figure on the hill. But he was no longer alone. A massive wolf was on the hill next to him. It raised its head and howled. This time, a chorus followed as the rest of the wolves joined in. When they died off, Roq again yelled to the figure on the hill. “I say again, in the name of The Inquisition, who are you?” “Who is this Inquisition you speak of? And who are you?” The figure yelled back. A confused gasp escaped from several people around Roq. Who was this imbecile that didn’t know who the great IQ was or Papa Roq? “I am Roquentin, Emperor of the New Pacific Order. I’m also God-Emperor of The Inquisition, the greatest empire to ever rule the world. I have authority over all things our flag flies upon. If you look behind us, you’ll see that flag. That means that you are under my reign and authority.” Roq said “I do not recognise the authority of you, or that of The Inquisition. Take your ships and go back from where you came from, or face the consequences.” the figure moved his sword from his shoulder and placed the tip into the ground and spread his hands. Clearly this was a reasonable request to him. But that didn’t fly in IQ. “You dare threaten me? Surrender now and we may spare some of your people.” Roq snarled. First this person hadn’t heard of IQ, and now he was bold enough to threaten the greatest empire that ever reigned over the world. “I am Zygon of House Stark, First of His Name, King in the North, Protector of the Realm, Misspeller of Werdz, Killer of Dragons, and Harbinger of Justice. I defy you and your empire. I say to you one final time, go back from whence you came and leave us alone.” “And I say to you, King in the North, bend the knee or die.” Zygon laughed and raised his sword in salute to Roq. “Sorry, I’m not one to kneel. I know now that you are one of the ones involved in wars in the south, and I also know that our allies are involved in these wars. You were given two chances to leave and did not heed them. Now I, Zygon of House Stark and the only King in the North, sentence you and your men to die. I swear that this will be carried out by my hand and my men, in the name of the old gods and the new.” From behind Zygon a mass of people appeared over the crest of the hill. Northerners, and a lot of them. They soon broke into a run and a wave of direwolves busted through their ranks running towards them. Roq had just enough time to register that forces were coming from all sides, not just in front of them. It was only a matter of time before the Legionnaires were overwhelmed and overrun. This was it, the end. Roq was taken aback by his fear. He was an Emperor, and not supposed to be afraid. But the pile of guinea pellets he’d dropped smelled otherwise As Zygon ran towards Roq the Legionnaires broke ranks and tried to run. They lost their cohesive structure and Men of the North quickly filled the holes in their ranks killing them quickly. Darth Revan lead a force to outflank the Legionnaires and burn the boats. Roq and his men would be stranded on the beach, and then they would die on the beach. Roquentin knew in that moment, he done diddly messed up. House Stark Declares War on New Pacific Order

@Kriegskoenig I am from polaris. Get f*cked kid. The hippo will torch you every goddamned day SON! EDIT: Changed f*cked

Yeah about the same level of skill as your blitzes. Never change IQ.

"A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69." Roz is a master Confucian.

Shoutout to BK for giving me epic stat props, never change IQ guys :3

Shifty pls, most of BK isn't even old enough to drink

DEUS VULT Make me proud Thalmor:

With Ayylah as our witness, jihad begins today to defend the holy land from non-believers and to rid the world of infidels. We shall fight to the death to defend Jerusayylmao, the Dome of Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson, and all of our other beloved holy sites. Then we shall push towards Rome and convert the entire world to Ayyslam as He has commanded. There is no God but Ayylah and Lmaohammad is his messenger.

After the destruction of mother base, the world was divided In two, IQ and Not-IQ. Through the measurements and mean systems that propagated through memes, each side has grown entrenched, each a player in a game of balance, where alliances seek to maintain the status quo. The La-li-lu-le-lo; The men who propagated these memes, choosing delegates, harnessing orbis affairs for their own modicum of power and success, are still attempting to propagate those memes to a final fruition of what one man, Zero, thought was the Boss' will. To defect the world of nations, systems, norms, ages. Making the world become one through an overarching control of global affairs, conglomerating wealth, resources, and outsourcing war to mercenaries taken advantage of for the simple fact they were solders. Although I was a part of the La-li-lu-le-lo, I have come to realize that the Boss' will is much simpler than Zero believed. A place where mercenaries, solders, friends and comrades would not be used for needless wars on foreign soil, dying for no cause but the invisible hand of the free market, but utilized. Utilized to make war matter once again. I have come to realize that this bastardized version of the Boss' will needs to be undone. The networks, the programs responsible, must be destroyed. I must turn zero once more into nothing. That is why I have created Outer Heaven. To train, produce, and prefect the fighting men who are so often taken advantage of today. As tools, where they can fight not for country or liberty, but instead for themselves, for true freedom, freedom to be outside. And thus, I must acquiesce that despite my involvement in creating the La-li-lu-le-lo, it is my responsibility to announce to orbis that Outer Heaven exists, and will train and outfit any willing to give their lives to stop the La-li-lu-le-lo, Zero, and create the world that the Boss' envisioned. Outer Heaven; Article 1. Outer Heaven exists. Article 2. We stop the La-li-lu-le-lo. Article 3. ??? Article 4. Profit. Also Discord https://discord.gg/EdbQAyq

I have to point out i did find this in the hands of GoG nation, I am guessing this was the cause of it all

The only fair punishment for this egregious offense is to delete their entire bank.

Yeah BK, don't call in Acadia if you appreciate their existence.

Welcome! It's a delight to see new alliances poking their heads up amongst all the fighting, its a sign of hopefully changing times. Best of luck!