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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

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  1. Rigged by IQ if done the old school way Rigged by Chaos if it's done like this The absolute state of P/W. This is why we can't have peace.
  2. This war had been planned for awhile, Sphinx thought he could overthrow IQ. What really pushed him over the edge was being excluded from Opus Dei. Dei lmao
  3. Shifty will never be in forum jail. He'll leave in a body bag, but never in cuffs.

    1. Madden8021

      Madden8021

      I'm with you man, Forum Jail bad, Fight Da Power.

    2. Unwanted
  4. Can I be a series guest-star regular? Been there twice now.
  5. I should've known the Commonwealth was plotting to take over From my point of view, the micros are evil. I see through the lies of Coalition A. I do not fear the jazz as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to Orbis.
  6. He was in CKD with me as Bear Foskett. Lel. Then he was in Rough Riders as Tank.
  7. Memesphere didn't technically break it first. TMC hit a BoC protectorate. That's still nothing NP preempted BoC That broke the NAP NP's member, Dusty, gave TMC the reason to hit Minesome By the time that the TMC gov knew, plans were already set to start another war front TCW has a bigger obligation than Fark to jump in. I don't see TCW declaring open war on GOONs or IQ yet. That's 2 MD level partners being packed out. The shilling here is reaching levels we didn't think were possible.
  8. I had this conversation with many people before including Gator. But essentially it's no surprise this happened. Fien leaves and he's an advisor but Gator really keeps him close yet far. I get excluded. The rest are noobs or basically Soup Kitchen rejects with very little experience in how ploys go. Even Minesome me boi can't be trusted anymore. Otto basically came clean. You see Dreki, sometimes it's best to trust the stranger.
  9. Oh I've got logs and more logs of that. Gator saw Fark as a pawn only as useful as the utility it can bring. Otto hates Kitschie. Kim just wanted stats and a treaty. 3/5 of high gov members were ok with using Fark as they saw fit. I wasn't actually let into gov chats until recently. I was getting all my world info off-source. Since the moment I joined I got low gov-FA but was always just "accidentally" excluded. So this isn't a betrayal or really anything off of me. You can deny me now, but in the end I'll just find another way. But then there won't be any reason for you. -Shifty allegiance creed. You're either all in or all out.
  10. Fully story on this because I do what I want. Minesome was in TMC. He merged in because he feared GOONs was gonna leave him with a permanent limp. Minesome loses his Discord mask because Dreki doesn't like it, but most of TMC leadership found him annoying in high gov. Meanwhile, he goes back to Dusty. Dusty asks for leaks, Minesome gives him the API keys and data sheets which help run a more automated TMC. Minesome is targetted, rumor gets out that BoC will counter, so NP goes in full force. At this point, NP has still harbored Dusty and hasn't ejected him for this shit. Next up, it was Gatorcock saying he didn't give a shit about Fark, but that was a TMC government widespread sentiment. Fark was a buffer wall/supposed to be a meatshield and treaty chain protection. Fark has had complicated FA, but yeah, part of these logs are to tell Fark, bro, don't jump in, don't drag in Farksphere, this ain't your war. Odd that in 2020, Shifty would be trying to save Fark. What a time to be alive. Anywho, as for IQ, no problems there really. The whole Dusty is a ploy by IQ, is fine, if they executed this then good for them. Dusty and NP though, I'm not diggin' it so yeah.
  11. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand SNN. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of P/W backdoor politics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Shifty's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from self-reflection for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike SNN truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Shifty's existential catchphrase "ayy lmao" which itself is a cryptic reference to extraterrestrial visitation and ancient alien theory. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as SNN's genius unfolds on their computer or iPhone screen. And yes, by the way, i DO have a meme to post with this. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 IQ points of my own (preferably much lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎 I'm waiting for someone to post bait to respond with. Every SNN is like this, I wait for someone to say the wrong thing and then they get whacked with a screenshot to refute them. Come on guys, 4 (news) scoops if you wanna get big.
  12. Shifty is an underwater researcher. He's merely here to observer.
  13. This is Shifty doing the first SNN of the New Year and well, if you're an Orthodox Shifty Cultist, this is the holiest day as this marks not the P/W Anniversary (12/29), but the irl Shifty day of birth. Anywho let the games commence: Intro (Courtesy of Fien) This story begins with how Dusty, an NP and former BoC gov/leader, got TMC killed. Knowing his ties to IQ, not hard to th0nk. In the aftermath of this, IQ has decided to Order 66 (really Order 69 since TCW nu-sphere is gonna get f*****). Wait so there's nothing here to incriminate Dusty or NP, is there? Yeah here we go bois Anywho, NP is harboring the cause of all of this, so NP should burn on its own. That being said, the bloc was rigged from the start.
  14. We never had a yellow flag. Also BoC's flag looks more like the black sun.
  15. Y'all gonna be livin' in 2020 while Shifty gonna be livin' in 3030. Shifty be bleeding OoC into IC. That's right folks. I don't look towards the future, I turn 360 degrees and walk away from it. Eventually only Shifty will exist both in-game and outside. I'll become the first player to transcend.
  16. The alliance was supposed to be based on ancient aliens and the conspiracy theory of ancient humans from space who left pyramids and micro dyson sphere civilizations under Antarctica. There wasn't fascism in the alliance, the whole government system was that I was the sole leader and the physical incarnation of god throughout the existence of humanity. It had a slight homage to Highlander.
  17. I'm referring to the post where a few of you folks were like: Who is Shifty posting those stupid ayy lmao ads. Eventually we grew to like each other such as the limited edition Dr. Kush M.D.
  18. Everyone knows my name, the day I arrived, the very forests of Orbis whispered the name, Shifty. For 5 years everyone has known the name Shifty. Every alliance, player, and mod has known me. You can scour every Discord and find an opinionated comment on my existence. Every player in this game has seen me as their ally, enemy, friend, thorn at their side, or has been at a loss as to why I am popular. In many cases, people have switched freely between these opinions. Even OoC wise I have been an enigma to most people, for I have been accused of being: A.... Stoner Alcoholic Christian Muslim Black White Asian Child/teenager Boomer Rich *** Pest Incel Communist "Can't see good" Libertarian Friendly and helpful Toxic Criminal More than one person Insane I've had 5 years of different forms of Shifty From the odd shitposter that everyone loved year 1 except Mensa From year 2 where I was the most popular player (rivaled Yui and Kurdanak for nicest player in a yearly award category) and finally founded my first alliance Year 3 where everyone thought I was gonna start the right wing uprising and war on women Year 4 where I just played as a nuke rogue and warring alliance hopper that leaked everyone Year 5-kept the leaks going, joined IQ and made my own AA again, fought in this endless war, disbanded, and went inactive Now we're at 5 years, going into the first day of year 6. Shifty promises another glorious 21,900 turns. As the age old saying goes, "Shifty is like herpes, you may think he's gone, but he always comes back." The SNN server will continue, but it's going to be more of Shifty's social hangout. There will probably be a newer server or group along the line to continue causing annoyances for people. Like P/W, Shifty is always a work in progress. Except when Shifty crashes, lags out, or glitches it's because of high blood alcohol count, not poor quality servers, ayy lmao. What's left for Shifty in P/W? Not much that he hasn't done. Still, he'll find something new to do. For nostalgia fans:
  19. Again, not sure why my signature was included when I was never personally asked on these treaties. At this rate I'll be seeing my signature on micro-announcements and IQ treaties.
  20. You should be able to redeem credits to remove one warn point. 

    1. kosmokenny

      kosmokenny

      Your nazi friends handing sheepfricker money to nazify their nation pages has kept em here for years while I get banned over and over again for pointing it out, so your idea is already in place

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