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Theodosius

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Theodosius last won the day on August 14

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About Theodosius

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    Vae Victis

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    Knights Templar
  • Leader Name
    Theodosius
  • Nation Name
    Basileia ton Rhomaion
  • Nation ID
    60700
  • Alliance Name
    Kay Tee

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    Theodosius#9975

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  1. Theodosius

    Abuse of Downvoting

    muh fee fees and internet pointzzz sheepy halp
  2. Theodosius

    Alliance relevance rank!

    Ironically, it is quite apparently the other way around. Everything you have said in this thread is wrong and factually incorrect. I suggest seeking to obtain the good ole common knowledge before getting involved in a serious discussion on the forums again.
  3. Theodosius

    Alliance relevance rank!

    "hurr durr my pee pee is bigger than ur pee pee" The only thing you're vastly superior at is dodging wars and sleeping through the last year and a half of this game. Accumulating a big stockpile for doing nothing for this long doesn't come as a surprise. I wouldn't brag about it if I were you. From the points you raised, you also seem to lack general knowledge of the game, and more specifically war, since you've apparently never been in one. Luckily, you have Partisan back in charge so I'm sure that will soon change at some point. Perhaps then, with more experience under your belt you can raise more valid points, otherwise you're just showing lack of understanding how this game works.
  4. Theodosius

    69 Days Later

    I would just like to point out that ET hasn't actually lost that many due to leaving. Around 40 people have been removed from ET during last weeks and immediately post-war for either inactivity or general incompetence. Everyone who wasn't worthy of a promotion was removed, basically. Of course, there were deserters and deletions during the war, and war certainly did help filter out our recruits and has produced some incredible players (great fighters!) who have been promoted to KT for their war efforts, up to 20 of them. I'm really proud of our new generation down there and I'm looking forward to growing their nations. Complementary meme: Beginning of the Great Purge, 1936, colourized: Commissar Rimski in action.
  5. Theodosius

    Movin N Groovin

    >me: can i retire now >gov: yeah sure >1 retirement later >keegoz: I dub thee, theo, the most retired member of government Huh! Well okay then.. I’ll have my own retirement, yeah! With blackjack and hookers! And taxpayers are paying for it! Jokes aside, it’s been an honour leading Knights Templar for the past 9 months. Not too short, not too long, just about right. Initially I wanted to retire completely, but alas - when duty calls, I answer, so yeah, I’m staying on gov. I won’t do a wall of text here (but I don’t think our members will be spared of it). I’d like to thank all current and previous members, current and retired government members, as well as all former and current allies for being a wonderful bunch. It’s been great, it’s gonna keep being great, I love you, I’m proud of y’all, and lets give a big cheer to our new Grand Master and new government members!
  6. Nice story, John. Here's to a fruitful journey together 🍻
  7. Theodosius

    69 Days Later

    >climactic >throwing nukes for 2 months Pick one.
  8. Theodosius

    69 Days Later

  9. Theodosius

    69 Days Later

    Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening to everyone, I come to you here today, to publish an agreement that has been reached to secure the peace between the forces of The Golden Horde and Knights Templar on one side, and The Knights Radiant, The Commonwealth and The Revolutionary Front on the other. The conditions under which the aforementioned parties agreed to end the war are as follows: 1. The forces of The Golden Horde and Knights Templar admit defeat to the combined forces of The Knights Radiant, The Commonwealth and The Revolutionary Front. 2. The Golden Horde agrees to acknowledge its true master, Princess Kastor, and honour his image on their Alliance Page for 30 days. 3. The aforementioned parties have agreed that no new wars are to be declared after this document has been published on the forums (August the 14th, 00:15 Game Time). Any existing wars will naturally run off, whether through beige, expiry or peace - entirely up to the players themselves. Therefore, with conclusion of this war, I'm honoured to announce that the Orbis longest War record has been broken - in this Sixty-Nine Days War. suck it james Accompanying signatures: /s/ The Golden Horde The Great Khan: Buorhann The Beklare-Bek: Sketchy Khan of Diplomacy: Hodor Khan of Discipline: Partisan (Alkaline) Khan of War: Shiho Nishizumi /s/ Knights Templar Grand Master: Theodosius Grand Seneschal: Whisper Grand Chancellor: Keegoz Grand Almoner: Vladamir Putin Grand Marshal: Horsecock /s/ The Knights Radiant Queen of the Heralds: Nizam Adrienne Herald of War: Benfro Herald of Growth: Schirminator Herald of Internal Affairs: Radoje Herald of Foreign Affairs: Lordship /s/ The Commonwealth Prime Minister: Felkey Chief of Staff: Julian Rederic Gray Minister of the Interior: Lionstar Minister of Finance: Sphinx Minister of Foreign Affairs: Purplemoon/Yui Minister of Defense: Sven Shieldmaker /s/ The Revolutionary Front Revolutionary King: Rey
  10. Theodosius

    WE are the RESISTANCE! - A DoTC

    This can actually be an opportunity to meme to death, fellas. Vehemontly speak against the current world order, trash whoever is the current hegemony, sell supplements and last but not least, find out who the hell is turning the frogs gay on Orbis.
  11. Theodosius

    Going To War

    So if he's Vichy.. that makes me.. ahhh it all makes sense now!
  12. Theodosius

    ET Needs To Kick Inactives

    When is the 5th volume of an Epi lead alliance going live? Perhaps unlike previous volumes, that one will succeed. Perhaps then, you will have some weight to tell other people how to run their alliances.
  13. Theodosius

    ET Needs To Kick Inactives

    Good, no one cares.
  14. Theodosius

    Propaganda time

    A simple guide to relatively decent memes that make fun of your war opponent Step 1 Do not use 9gag or ifunnyco as reference. Step 2 Add one scoop of creativeness, one scoop of low PS skills, two scoops of funny, one pinch of edgy Step 3 Your end goal is to make people laugh. Or at least blow some extra air from their nostrils. Keep it simple, keep it agenda-free. Step 4 With some effort, and several minutes later, congrats - you got yourself a meme! Yay, you did it! Example: @Buorhann❤️
  15. Theodosius

    Propaganda time

    projecting intensifies "Ha! Look! A single low tier member of TGH breaking game rules! Clearly they're all like this, it's their official policy. Did I mention they are cheaters already? Cowards, also!" Learn to click report button and move on with your life.
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