Sval

1. Treaty 2. Cute dog You're welcome

Table For Two Booking Ahead We’re hungry. You’re hungry. Let’s eat together. Peas We love sharing our peas. To continue sharing our peas, we will always discuss how best to share our peas before we stop sharing our peas. Gravy We agree to share the gravy. Should any third party seek to take our gravy, they will be denied access to the boat by any and all means at our disposal. Chicken We agree that proper carving technique matters. When you know, you know. And when you know you know, you share. Sharing Having friends over for dinner is always nice. So we’ll have them over at our leisure. Condiments If the seasoning’s no good, we can always end the meal early. Just give the chef give the chef three days notice or you'll lose your deposit. /s/ The Knights Radiant Adrienne, Queen of the Heralds Benfro, Prince of the Heralds BigMorf, Ghostblood Babsk HannaH, Ghostblood Babsk Zeotrope, Herald of War Miller, Herald of Growth Indger, Herald of Internal Affairs Ricky, Herald of Fabrials /s/ Royal Alba Charter Company Odie, Hooligan, Criminal, Terrorist, Stinky & Handsome Azure Kaiser, Chancellor Sval, Busman Bendigeidfran, Dogman Kamade, Portman TomCat, Trenchman Bobert, Fodder Greypher, Because he asked me not to...

Even on Orbis people are arguing over their imaginary friends.

Here to express my support for Eclipse. Go Team First Contact! I did this entirely of my own volition.

I learned something. But I forgot it again almost instantly.

Bold of you to assume I can count to 8. With that kind of skill I'd be able to join Singularity for this historic win instead of being stuck on the losing side of this special military operation.

Yeah. You're winning so hard there's nothing left for me to hit!

You missed one

Of all the things that could possibly exist, this is definitely one of them. Congrats.

Working this hard to call a loss a win is the funniest part of the war so far.

No, no. The aggressors are clearly the victims. Got to aim for that pre-emptive L in order to really twist the narrative.

Had to double-check you weren't actually in Singularity for a moment...

You can accuse Mayor of many things. War-dodging is definitely not one of them.

Witnessing Singularity double down on their failure to grasp just how much of an own goal this is has been an absolute delight. Please stop trying to ruin my fun.