[Peace Agreement] “The Way the Cookie Crumbles” war end.

[Utter Nutter]

 

“The Way the Cookie Crumbles” conflict has ended.

After over a month of the war between Ouroboros and GGO, the wise leaders of both sides met and reached a common understanding.

The end to the conflict has arrived and both sides can finally get a well deserved break.

After Ouroboros victory over GGO, the following terms were agreed upon:

1. GGO admits defeat

2. Both parties agree to a NAP until January 2nd, 2023.

3. The victor chooses the name of the war.

4. Peace will begin today at DC. No new declarations of war will be conducted. Current wars are allowed to finish, expire or be peaced out.

5. Alliances involving the NAP are Ouroboros bloc, GGO bloc and all allies, prots and extensions.

Signed by all Ouroboros and GGO representatives

 

A special thanks to Ockey for being an outstanding politician.

[Britannia]

Srsly? You couldn't have had it so it expires on new years? Ugh, Rose you annoy me once more.

[alyster]

1 minute ago, Utter Nutter said:

3. The victor chooses the name of the war.

After some morons voting for The Fault in Our Stars for last global, can we make this one standard for all following wars?

[KindaEpicMoah]

GG to Guardian and Oblivion for showing that even when you're outgunned you can put up a solid fight.

 

Oh well to GOB. I hear SRD says that good fighting is all about showing up, so I'd recommend applying yourself more.

[zigbigadorlou]

2 minutes ago, Utter Nutter said:

3. The victor chooses the name of the war.

FINALLY a sane way to name wars!

[hidude45454]

Twas a fun war, shoutout to the 6 Ob members (Hayden, romax, Ramona, Maia, Leo, and myself ofc 😉) who clawed their way into net positive ❤️

[MinesomeMC]

2 minutes ago, alyster said:

After some morons voting for The Fault in Our Stars for last global, can we make this one standard for all following wars?

I’m all for it

[Chad]

Good luck on your rebuild's y'all and thank you very much for setting up a system where The Fault in Our Stars can not win.

[Dio]

Best of luck on the rebuild to both sides, take care and have a Cabbage on the house <3.

[Kyubnyan]

2 minutes ago, chad said:

Good luck on your rebuild's y'all and thank you very much for setting up a system where The Fault in Our Stars can not win.

Hm? But fault in our stars was named by the winners of last global.

[General-Secretary Kendall]

Us Eclipse won again

[Insert Name Here]

Gotta love Rose's penchant for NAPs.

[Zed]

32 minutes ago, Utter Nutter said:

 

 

After over a month of the war between Ouroboros and GGO, the wise leaders of both sides met and reached a common understanding.

After Ouroboros victory over GGO, the following terms were agreed upon:

 

2. Both parties agree to a NAP until January 2nd, 2023.

5. Alliances involving the NAP are Ouroboros bloc, GGO bloc and all allies, prots and extensions.

 

 

>War lasts just over a month.
>NAP extends about three months.
>Checks signatories of NAP.

 

 

[Worcestershire]

I suppose all those old men fell asleep at their keyboards for the duration of the war. It’s the only way getting over -70bil in net makes sense. That or I guess Grumpy had to uphold their theming and prove themselves to be the game’s premier retirement home and do absolutely nothing.

[Sphinx]

2 minutes ago, Worcestershire said:

I suppose all those old men fell asleep at their keyboards for the duration of the war. It’s the only way getting over -70bil in net makes sense. That or I guess Grumpy had to uphold their theming and prove themselves to be the game’s premier retirement home and do absolutely nothing.

When your entire alliance relies on piggybacking off allies to actually hold down people and win the wars and all you is do multi city down decs, and mass beige the first round. Are you not surprised by how poorly they fought? 

Also.. ty guys for letting @wasteking and I name the war. ❤️ 

Edited October 8, 2022 by Sphinx
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[darkblade]

Great war, was a fun one. And now that we reminded everyone why guardian is deadly, we will now disappear and become a dead alliance until next war.

[Dr James Wilson]

Enjoy your rebuilds.

 

I guess Rose had their name put on that Anti-NAP agreement for some quick brownie points back then.   Interesting to see them go back on something they agreed too just 10 months ago.

[Indger]

1 hour ago, Utter Nutter said:

Both parties agree to a NAP until January 2nd, 2023

Pixelhuggers

[Gaius Julius Caesar]

Congratulations to everyone on peace. I have to say however, the NAP is a surprising one to me. As @Zed and @Dr James Wilson said in their posts, I was under the impression that members of this war were against NAPs as a concept? Rose and their allies at the time, as well as Grumpy and Guardian and Oblivion I believe all signed a public treaty, stating all of them disagreed with NAPs, especially ones that lasted longer than the war that was just fought. @Marikayou were the one who announced the treaty, if I recall. Am I missing any sort of details?

[hillbilly]

1 hour ago, General-Secretary Kendall said:

Us Eclipse won again

Congrats. 

 

[Avatar Patrick]

Another global behind us. Goober summed up most of my thoughts but I'd like to add just a few shout outs of my own. First to Rose for being excellent allies and showing that they're capable of fighting well when they're prepared and on the winning side. In particular, those who competed with me for beige snipes and stats. You guys kept the war interesting for me. A shout out to Atempt and Evry, both from Guardian, for being my 2 defensive wars this time around. Both of you put up good fights and offered some variety. And finally of course, a shout out to Eclipse.  No matter what happens next war, you guys are incredible.

Edited October 9, 2022 by Avatar Patrick

[Miller]

NAPs are for nerds. 

[Nonna]

16 minutes ago, Miller said:

NAPs are for nerds. 

Naps are great when done right tho

[BigMorf]

33 minutes ago, Gaius Julius Caesar said:

Congratulations to everyone on peace. I have to say however, the NAP is a surprising one to me. As @Zed and @Dr James Wilson said in their posts, I was under the impression that members of this war were against NAPs as a concept? Rose and their allies at the time, as well as Grumpy and Guardian and Oblivion I believe all signed a public treaty, stating all of them disagreed with NAPs, especially ones that lasted longer than the war that was just fought. @Marikayou were the one who announced the treaty, if I recall. Am I missing any sort of details?

2. It is our belief that non-aggression pacts should not be signed after short wars, especially not for longer than the length of said war.

Here's the text. Would think a nap that is about 3x longer than the war itself would clarify. 

Signatories for this including Rose, ASM, Weebumism... 

Not surprising though. 

[Artifex]

2 hours ago, Utter Nutter said:

3. The victor chooses the name of the war.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, make this the precedent for all future wars

VIctor names war with mod/admin veto/arbitration powers seems like a good official unofficial rule