Leaderboard

Treaties are as Follows: The Undergeound- Protectorate The Isle- MDoAP Egyptian Empire- Protectorate The Fighting Pacifists - ODoAP Animation Domination- ODP Afrika Corps (to be determined) Signatures:

"PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!"

id say it's sketchy that any time fraggle posts it's a way for her to get money because her funding is low but at the same time i also just like reading these i guess as long as im not paying the money it doesnt matter

I wonder if anyone even cares enough to participate in this. I’ll check back later.

Scanning….. Tarnation detected! This really put the yee in my haw telegram concluded…

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation Ever Greetings Friends!! We've had a great run here at Fraggle Rock. It's time for a massive change. Us Fraggles are leaving Orbis. We've proven our point, and are the best this world will ever see. Now don't think that just because the Fraggles are leaving, that this Best Nation ever is going away. In it's place is where you, yes you reading this, come in. It's a rebrand. You will think of, and pay for the new tentants to move in. It can be nearly any theme. No race baiting or uncreative crap. So you'll pay us Fraggles our going away gift. Five credits for the change and 50 mil cash for our pockets. You get to rename the place, raise a new flag, and have a creative idiot control a new theme. Leave your best idea below with a 5 mil deposit. The best will be selected by a panel and have three days to make a full payment before the change goes into effect. Have fun!! Many Hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

Wait a sec... Let's go back in time here. We start at the Royal Dragons alliance, who merged with the Mercenary of Small Nations (all of this is according to the forums) to form Solidarity of Dragons. Soon, this alliance reforms into Dragonstone. Then, they merge with United Nations of America into Atlas. Then, they merge into Bad Company. See where I'm going with this? Bad Company is a merger of the Bad Company bloc, which was comprised of Vox Populi, R&R and Rise of the Undead Mob. Frontier Records is a merger between Bad Company and Rough Riders. Ok, I don't even know where I'm going with this, my head hurts now. EDIT: Mergerception confirmed EDIT 2: Oh yeah, congrats on the merger

I guess he didn't appreciate having his cherry popped.

I don't mean to be an !@#$ fam, but coming from your history, that doesn't quite say a lot.

100/100 or nothing. Silly BK and inferior taxes

I mean by this point I don't think anyone is gonna care if you're being mean or not.

Wait a minute, I feel like this is stupid. A. Zodiac and BK merging is still the most prominent merger in the last two years. B. Who the hell is the Foundation. C. Isn't The Isle getting rolled right now, shouldn't you guys be helping them? D. Didn't The Fighting Pacifists get rolled to the ground, and humiliated? Why would you sign an ODOAP with that alliance, we've seen them avoid a MDP, what do you think they'll do when they've got all the right to ignore the request for aid? E. Afrika Corpse just got signed to a protectorate which rolled TFP, and BC, so did that not disqualify them for your desperation? F. Let's pay respects to Dragonstone, #NeverForget.

Yes that's actually how this whole merge started in the first place. Still not convinced that this isn't some long con April fools prank on me.

BK only makes 30 mil a day at 80/80, please show me your superior econ ways.

Y r you guys allowed on the forums

You see Ivan, by not taxing and granting members, they stay small micro noobs struggling to grow by themselves because they don't know how! Thus creating tier cohesion.

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

LEZ GO BOIS

I am not really one to type something like this but I really hope it receives warm welcomes from the community. Cino who is my second in charge is currently going through health issues and I'd appreciate if people would lift him up in their prayers. It would really mean a lot to me, please lets lift his name up and pray for healing in the Lords name.

His Allie's to rebuild him...? Yes his Allie's that are an overinflated micro combined with a moderate size mid tier alliance that just got slapped around by IQ, then arrgh, then Oblivion and had it's Bank stolen. They sound absolutely flush with cash.

No need.

This is five pages of everyone trying to see how many times they can say trash in a post.

whenever BC feels like they are losing activity, they cannabalise another alliance to boost their activity before moving on to find another alliane to eat up case in point: their existence

Do not further your investigation. SCP-682 is hungry.

You don't seem to understand how our economy works

If you can read, then you will see that the man said he is a staff in a department.

After centuries of thriving as the only country in Orbis with a population made up of animals of different species, The Creature's Republic of Anthropomorphia is no more. Feeling discriminated against due to laws passed by Anthropomorphia's revered leader Alpha Dog prohibiting most of the dirty habits pigs engaged in, the pigs of the country rallied pigs all over the world to help them initiate what historians now refer to as the "Aporkalypse". They engineered a powerful strain of swine flu that infected and eventually killed every mammal that wasn't a pig, boar, hog, or hippo (out of respect to Buorhann, whose research helped them create the disease). The few mammals that were able to avoid being infected on the day the flu was released quickly fled to other countries, but Alpha Dog was not a part of that lucky few, and he was replaced as leader by the similarly named Alpha Pig. Alpha Pig has renamed the country Porkistan, and despite an almost unanimous condemnation from other countries for its act of biological warfare, easily the worst in Orbis history, Porkistan remains an active member of global affairs and trade, albeit one with a weakened bargaining position due to the depletion of its population and economy. The fall of Anthropomorphia is a tragedy not just because of how it happened but because it means the only country in the world where every species lived in relative harmony, where dogs, cats, predators, and prey could live and work together, is no more, and it's unlikely that we'll ever see something like it ever again.

God you're fricking retarded. That wasn't even a comment to you - it was a generalization about how the game is trash - but its OK - keep being a fricking dump. Such trash these days in camelot.

>34 days old >Talking his own shit to experienced and veteran members on how the politics and drama work Lucky you you're in GoG which means you're ass-kicking is coming anyway, let's hope 'Anti-IQ' don't mess up this time. If being an ass is a valid CB, then you're all a bunch of weak-ass !@#$, seeing as how i'm still here.

Being called trash is a CB? Having an opinion is a CB? Grow the frick up, even him being an "ass" isn't enough of an excuse as to a gangbang him lol. Camelot just wants to be cool but the downvotes show exactly how shit we think they are, and they've been to the meta.

Also you can skip step 3, charters are for tryhards. Total dictatorship is the only true way.

Cynic's guide downvoted by Cynic. P&W in a nutshell. I think that's quite possibly the most important part of this guide and the part that new players have the most to learn from.

Step 0.5: Join an existing alliance and learn the politics before branching out on your own. Learn who are the influential actors are in the current world politics of the game, and talk to them for advice. Learn the game too, because you'll be teaching your future members on "how to play".

Fair enough. Incidentally, I think 32 is the maximum in a 7 day period... 62 hours per set of 8 wars, so if you start the clock as soon as you lose the first eight, you have just enough time for 3 more sets of defeats, plus a bit of leeway. Which would put someone who did this about halfway to the 'wars lost' leaderboard. Strangely enough, this wouldn't even come close to breaching the 'lowest approval' leaderboard, since those nations are preposterously deep in negative approval... here I thought my -888% was bad, jeez ?

Vanguard leadership met today and decided to dissolve the Vanguard-bloc treaties that we signed with each other. We will continue to be MDP level allies, and until we decide to upgrade our previous treaties, those that we previously had with each other will continue to stand. This was quite the adventure, and we met our goals with success. May our friendship continue into the future, whatever it has in store for us.

I agree komrad! There is no nicer russian spy in ireland than @pooball

Ry "23 chromosomes" hollingsworth back at it

The RR side also got a lot of gov positions. This is as close to an equal merger as it gets. Didn't they switch to one leader after Baronus retired of his own accord? I don't think he was pushed out

15 after your keno fund

Didn’t TCW run out of funds shortly into the war due to the fact of low taxes and not having a reserve stashed?

After 4 months of beatdown during the bank rebuild we still have lower taxes than BK?

Learn when to quit

I forgot that CN veterans have the final say on how people on PnW should react. I'm sure people like Buorhann and Hodor would do well to remain quiet in the future otherwise who knows what'll happen to them. The majority of the "outrage" (if it can even be called that) is the score disparity between the two parties and their gross incompetence in actually achieving their tasks. If it's a raid, one of their main prioritises should be getting the treasure and not let Arrgh! take it. If it's a war, getting 8 unique nations out of 60 odd to declare war is downright humiliating. You're much better at dogpiling onto existing conflicts than attempting to lead one on your own.

Many micros are actually involved in a lot of wars and drama; just they mostly stay away from OWF. So most of it is never heard about; although the time I spent in micros did tend to be filled with action & never boring at least.

Ahhhh yesss, nothing like getting triggered by an article and recruiting your protectorates and Arrgh to fight a micro on a scale of 5:1(not counting Arrgh). That sure makes you look a lot better than the article portrayed you. Pffft please, more like a burning trash compactor.