Roq

May my former friend reconcile with all the glorious members of Oblivion! I know in his heart that he surrenders, and I hope you have it in your heart to forgive him for the trouble he has caused. The people at NPO fully support peace in our time with so few terms. Personally, I'd have required ten terms for each message he sent you guys, but being nice only hurts yourself in your long run. I wish for continued peace, and may the heroes of the war (Ockey5, Hidude, and Mayor) take a long deserved break from Oblivion and leave their charming 2ic in charge of the bank.

I'm just happy to have been included in the list.

The Nexus Point Oranges (otherwise referred to as NPO) would like to declare it’s whole and utter surrender to the farmers at Oblivion. Having lost the great farm off (a famine struck our beloved alliance before any crops could be grown) we went to the great cat people and offered to be publicly executed for our humiliation and failure. The peaceful Ockeys, too kind a farmer for their own good, had mercy on us on that day. Instead of hanging us, they decided to invite us into their favorite tradition! To a member of NPO, Oblivion’s communal nap was simply superb. So superb in fact, that we wished for it to never end. The Ockeys, glorious in numbers and visage, said that for every Ockey, there’d be 10 years of naps! So with that said, there’s officially a nap between NPO and Oblivion until April 29th, 2029. Signatories NPO Emperoror- Roquentin (formerly of The Group of Orange) Lord-Commandeer - KeshavK Low-Lights - EdwardoK, CrauyonK, MarinaraK, and Eric The Orange Emperator Imeritus - FrawleyK Oblivion Ockey00 Ockey1 Ockey3 Ockey5 Ockey 7 Ockey 08 Ockey 9 Ockey19 Ockey 45454 Ockey 0311 Ockey 48 OckeyFive Mayor Of Ockey Town Ockey28 Ockey96 Ockey911 Ockey11527 Ockey80085 Ockey 103204 Ockey 102721 Ockey 102722 Ockey 1000001 Ockey 1000002 Ockey 1000003 Ockey 1000009 Ockey 10000050 Ockey help Ockey 5159780 Ockey 4241509 Ockey 102358023 TL/DR

You're never beating my record length.

WHO GAVE A SEVEN YEAR OLD A HONEY BADGER???? WHO IS RAISING THESE KIDS????

Kev. I'm 60% sure that you can say shit without it being censored. If not, I'm going on another hiatus from the forums. That's the main reason I'm posting this, but so that I don't get a warning... this announcement is a thing that occurred. It will definitely certainly be talked about. Very important to have been announced. (Also congrats on 12 pages. Usually only meme compilations get this far)

C'mon Krampus, you've been around the game long enough to know that the truly advanced players use telepathy to get their thoughts across. I am aware that you've still yet to achieve yours, and that you hide behind your city count to appear more advanced, but I can read your mind. It's okay my friend. I know you want to be able to read minds and send telepathic messages like SRD sending sweet whispers or Prefontaine's violent pained screams that won't stop because he can't control his power anymore. Everything's going to be alright though buddy, our Johnson's overlords are benign and very peaceful. Last night I fell asleep to Quichwe counting the sheep on his peaceful farms while making asmr noises. It was a great experience and it deepens my trust in Johnsons. God Bless them all.

The United Group of Oranges (not to be confused with The Group of Oranges) is an alliance led by CitrusK. The UGO is a peaceful group of (three) nations that farm silently and happily reap their pixels. Unfortunately, that all changed when the fire nation the mob found out about our peaceful lifestyle. They brought guns, ignored the existence of two of our members (my two multis), and tried (and failed) to force meth-laced chicken down my throat. It was despicable and is why I’m leaving a 1 star review on Yelp. As you can see, they engaged in a rather offensive and entirely unprovoked attack against our farming nations. We were happily farming the hardest resource that we could mine… Uranium until they interrupted us. They called me out for multis and tried to hit all of my multis. Very sad. They failed. Fortunately, they brought forth a meal better than any of the absolutely abysmal chicken they could offer… Military. The mob bosses Tugger and Dusty each provided a hearty meal for us to eat, but unfortunately they ran out. Their managers, Danny, Leo, and Chris also couldn’t keep up with our pixel hugging and farming. TL;DR Their chicken sucked. 1 star. But at least they’re not the Purple nation freaks. Signed; CitrusK, Citrus2K, Citrus3K

I've said this every single time a new IoM alliance pops up... but go choose a different theme. Ya'll suck, and get gud lmfao.

I'm stealing your gag, just this once... But disband????

Hey man, I haven't shit posted in years. Give a man a break

Down with these disastrously long naps!

Truly a prophet of the modern landscape