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"...of course." Her grip on the rifle was loose. Nervous? Agitated? Her eyes out of focus, darting across the room. And she wouldn't stop grinning at me. "Usually waveless meat doesn't get to hear. You must be so excited!" "Right. Yes. Of course." Her companion was more matter of fact. He barked a simple order: "Strip." "...excuse me...?" "Space Powder. Detoxifying. Mandatory. Strip down." "Erm, toxins...?" She looked at me, and took on an apologetic tone. "It's not so bad. We've really had to tighten things up since the Fraggle Incident. Fluff everywhere..." she bit her lower lip. "May Uncle see them to their deserved fate. Don't worry. I'm sure writing your story will be worth it!" What could I do? It took me ten minutes of arguing to get my clothes back. With it they handed me half of a bagel, and a plastic cup of purple liquid. It felt like I'd just given blood. Welcome to the Church of Spaceology, she said. He made the entire speech from his pool. The mic was wired, so whenever he moved or gestured, five followers would hold the cable over their heads for him, out of the purple water. He looked haggard, and only one of his hands was on the mic. I was glad I hadn't drunk my cup yet. "Yesterday, you were told. Tomorrow, you were told. Today, there is little to say. The loop draws closed. The bagel reaches its end. I reach my end. Ends reach their end. We begin." The followers, there must have been hundreds of them, were looking in every random direction. Were they even listening? The room was packed thick. The air hung, and any time you brushed up against someone, you would stick. They all had the powder on them. "Look upon the beginning. The bagel you were given. The bagel you were told. Similar, but different. What changed?" They all spoke. It was like a communal groan. "Poppies." I guess they were listening. "Poppies. Seeds. What is a Seed? Potential. A capsule of Time and Space. Who is a Seed?" My head was swimming. Was it just the heat? How did I not notice the guy in the tiny pirate ship rowing across the pool? "You. No longer me. I have come to the beginning. Let the seeds show the way. For in that Time, the poppy can become something more... lend itself to vision. Opiates are one way to bridge the gaps between the synapses. To make connections across Space." Opiates...? I poured the cup into the pool. No one seemed to notice. My head didn't feel any better. "The Space between my words has become infinite, as it was always meant to, and always was. Before I ascend, a map for your own journey: Rub the powder on your lips, and feel a momentary respite from prison. Kiss Space, you orange flavoured ^*$(%^*%*^*^." His final words before returning to his "ship." The mic dropped by the side of the pool, and many sets of eyes greedily fixed upon it. Excited, the nearest follower leaned close to me. "It's our time, now." TL:DR: Please join me in welcoming Ripper, who will be handling CoS's FA, and is presumably only slightly evil. I'll still be around, don't hesitate to contact me if we already get along. : )

This is only a TEst. I repeat. This is only a TEst Normally I wouldn't give an announcement for this, but you all seem to get shook at the slightest militarization these days. TEst is running a military exercise in the deep waters of Politics and War. We've sighted a few whales that have strayed from the herd. We've been away from a bit so are TEsting the waters and seeing if our harpoons are as sharp as they used to be. To all the people who were panicked we might be coming for you. Like I told you. Relax. And we wouldn't be us without a silly little video attached to something like this.

>Had ODP (they had been asked in the past to upgrade but refused because our fa goals didn't align) >KT trusted gossip girl with their war plans >Gossip girl leaked >...... >BK totally started it Don't even get me started on how KT didn't tell us about their war until like 2 days before... After we had already heard about it from your targets... How dare we not "defend" KT from their own mistakes.

Great work Felkey, I see you're following the procedure very carefully. TCW gets +5 Seeker Points, and you get a gold star! Keep up the good work, membership awaits! ?

Man the harpoons!

Will this lead to more comics?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

If I recall correctly, you were invited to participate in the IQ war about a week prior to its happening. So I don't think it was "2 days notice". And you answered us what Justin said in the prior post. And yeah we did ask you again once the war started and we triggered the OD clause, and it was well within your rights to say no, no one is questioning that here. But don't see how were you not informed. While on that subject, we received no notice on you going to war with Nuke Bloc 2 weeks later, so I'm not sure why are you going by that route here. TCW-KT treaty had it's rough moments, true, but since I took over, and until Justin stepped down, it was valued from this side, not just politically or militarily, but in the process of working with Justin, we became friends. After the new government took over however, there were little to no bonds being recreated, and paper being dead was becoming obvious to me when the last war started. We simply grew apart and when people grow apart it's natural to go their own ways. I know you had to respond to the prior post that indirectly attacked your alliance for not helping us, but I don't see how it's helping by trying to throw mud at us while defending yourself. We never did that nor we went public with our treaty cancellation. I respect TCW members and for that reason I'm not gonna attack you or your alliance. So I'm going to ask you to the same, because if we start throwing out the dirty laundry in the public, I'm afraid you might end up looking worse than me here.

Every future treaty and announcement will now be in comic format.

I gave them the same amount of information they gave me. Remember when they attacked AO and they gave us a days notice on that and didn't even tell us who they were hitting? Or when their members "accidentally" helped that alliance try to steal the pantheon bank despite that fact that you, myself, and even buorhann at the time were directly involved trying to stop it? So please stop pretending like KT were your valued allies or that they valued us as anything besides a means to cover their asses, because I remember some of the things you said about them as well.

lets add a little fun into the mix its not the best i did the best i could with this so yea lol

05/29/2018 11:57 PM Envoy of Chaos Shifty of Twilight Zone declared a Attrition war upon The Panty God The Panty God of Valley of silk. Shifty's justification for the war was, "FOR THE GLORY OF CHAOS ???". 05/29/2018 11:58 pm Envoy of Chaos Shifty of Twilight Zone ordered a dogfight airstrike upon the nation of Valley of silk and eliminated 12 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. Envoy of Chaos Shifty's forces lost 232 aircraft, while The Panty God The Panty God's defenders lost 385 aircraft. The attack destroyed 64.14 infrastructure in the city of Gstrings. I have gained the blood god's favor, the RNG is on my side.

Just like you do for individual nations?

Damn, I lost the timing... At least we were faster than Shifty news... I cannot promise comics during peace-time, but they can certainly be used during war negotiations. Congrats to Manthrax for what he has built and the way he runs things.

Excuse me, but I believe I was promised nudity. Ripper or Thrax, I'm not picky.

Ooooh boi time to get out ma fricking W-batton and clap some goddamn cheeks. frick did I tell yo ratchet coat-tail ridin' limp-dicked ass 'bout trying to smear yo weakshit troll game over my boi (Who happens to be in the Partisan PR Protection Programme. You *too* can benefit! Hit me up on Discord)? The will of the undefeated is my will son. I am the chest you thump and the horn you tout. And boi the rise is afoot. You walked away from the dubs-club boi so unless you get the frick back in line rejoin the syndiwin and stop smearing your shit all over my new carpet ima have to sit yo ass down over and over and over and over the same way we did with them paracov jacks back when.

Scrolled all the way to the TL:DR but respect for that effort. Congrats Ripper.

Yay Congratulations Ripper!!

Why does anyone not post like Eumir?

Boi you have been watching that's all you have been doing, watching your betters pile up them dubs. What the frick have you contributed to those dubs you've been watching? A good cheerleader sitting in the back and commenting on shit real players have been done. I in no way am arrogant enough to claim responsibility for all of the success, but I've contributed to the single greatest run of a #1 alliance in this game's history boi. At the highest levels G. Any relevant player that has been in the game for that long is going to have ups and downs, its the nature of the beast. The failures we wrack up are not a source of shame, they are a learning opportunity and your ignorant ass would see that if you had the slightest bit of perspective. So do what you do and sit your ass down and let your betters actually play this game. Or if you're feeling actually frisking you'll get off your ass and do some shit worth remembering.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

Tru, and even then 8 cities would be too steep of an updeclare for us. Even if we somehow managed to beat his ZMd nation, he could come back after the beige expires with 720 aircraft and roll us all.

??? So, that 'us' is supposed to be the USA flag, but doesn't show up on computers I guess. Also - Finally was able to watch video with sound and I died. Amazing.

"Sparkplug" See? You couldn't even get that post out without an immature name call. Too be frank, I wasn't really trying to debunk your point that a few of your posts aren't completely immature name-calling and ad homs. I was pointing out the fact that you're an incredibly toxic poster who shouldn't have forum access as all you do is ooc name call and use words such as "retarded" and "eat a bag of dicks" instead of offering any bit of insight into any conversation or discussion. You should really grow up and stop with the middle school bullshit.

It's been a fun 10 or so years of playing browser nation sims but it's time to say farewell. I'd like to thank everyone for an amazing time and the amazing community that I've been a part of these years. Arrgh was a dream come true and every last captain in our merry fleet was a joy to raid with. For everyone who's come and gone, it's been an absolute pleasure. There are too many shoutouts to make and I would be here all day so let me just say, you know who you are and it was wonderful.

Thanks INH! I'm not retiring so much as trying to shift my focus a bit. I mostly enjoy just hanging around in channels acting like a moron, so it makes sense to restructure in a way where the alliances suffers less if I do that. So come hang if you want some of that.

I seem to recall that our head of FA during Strategic Arms Limitation Talks and Ayyslamic Crusade was Kaladin Stormblessed. ?

Only he wasn't...

In Crazy Town that might be a possible way to look at it. Especially since lordship, who at the time wasn't even a proper part of our government, has total control over TCW. ?

I mean looks like the treaty said "Optional" so they choose the option not to.

Didn't do anything but steal the job I was promised years ago. No congratulations needed. There goes sleep tonight thinking about a stripping duel.

Now now, it didn't have a purpose but it certainly did something for the game. Seeing Apeman a zi was a wonderful thing. Plus all those salt filled threads were a sight to behold. I didn't see many IQ salt filled threads. Smh And don't forget, our war totally killed world wide food production. See? Doing things. We signed an option defense pact. Wasn't a defensive war so there was nothing to follow through on.

Congrats Ripper!

He scares me. Please take him out.

Future of CoS seems Paperless

That's the point though. They weren't involved, so it doesn't make sense for certain people to try to drag their name through the mud over it

Also too Rosey

Get higher quality GIFs, pleb I'm talking lag the forums so much Alex has to lower allowed file size and force you to resize your GIFs to get under the limit /o\

Such is the twisted nature of the warp

Boi, I have been sitting down and watching to get these dubs for the last 5 fricking years. My song has lyrics composed by your superiors Mr. Deputy whatever the frick position they gave your ass. Your ideas are shit and forced your ass to change names because of how shameful they were. The only line that you have successfully composed are the diplomat applications on shit tier alliances.

>Uses Ad hom whilst criticizing for using Ad hominem. >calls someone else retarded. Edit: Fark hasn't disbanded yet. You can close the thread since it's clearly a joke thread.

Follow The Great Hippo Khan and I’ll make your decisions for you. No need for this wasted time of “voting”. Such inefficiency transfers of power get in the way of more important things.

Who are you and what authority do you have on relevancy?

need to find someone else to blame bud not me about sick of your lies upon me

E-peen earned is deserving of rendered tribute.

Is this like one of those doomsday preachers that comes back 3 days later and says "oops my calculations were off!"? Those are the fun ones! What's the end of the world looking like?

Alright, 3 things. 1. Nice warchest. That's not enough munitions nor gas to do 2 million worth of damage, so why you managed to extort 2 million is beyond me. 2. You do realize we can't see your private messages right? Why did you post a link to your own private message logs? Smh. 3. Grow a spine, you jackass. Admins: this would be more appropriately placed in orbis central or something

This just devalues coordination and makes alliances' much weaker, if your being attacked by three people, then you should get your allies and alliance members to assist.

The best idea so far that hasnt been implemented is custom currency options. Alex if your reading this simply think about it. You could make a lot more money than you think! Another idea from me might be custom fonts. Ideas that need to be implemented asap: More governments Custom fonts (nation fonts, descriptions and etc...) Custom currency Add more help options to make it easier for new users