Chapter 1
Peace and Chill
Fark and Stratagem agree to never hate on each other via private shade or public nukes. Any static that should arise in their friendship will be handled with the utmost chill. Neither alliance is to engage in any action that may harm the other in any form or fashion.
Chapter 2
Tea Time
Both Fark and Stratagem agree to share any cat videos and vital information that may be of significance to each other’s wheelings and dealings. All tea is to be spilled in private and with the utmost discretion.
Chapter 3
“Imma Do Me!”
Fark and Stratagem agree to respect each other’s independence and will let each other to do their thing without getting too clingy. However, they’re both obligated to give the other a heads up if it’s about to go down.
Chapter 4a
Lock n’ Load
Both alliances are 110% committed to squaring up in defense of each other, if/when attacked. That’s it. You fcuk with one, you fcuk with the other. In the event beef arises between the other’s allies, both Fark and Stratagem will tap out until it blows over.
Chapter 4b
Don’t Start None...
This mutual defense treaty is non-chaining. If Fark or Stratagem swing on someone, neither are obligated to participate. I mean, if they want to for the lulz they can, but nbd if they pass.
Chapter 5
Keep the Party Goin’
This arrangement must get the scan through every three months to make sure it’s all still legit and they’re still down to rock with each other.
Chapter 6
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Should either Fark or Stratagem feel the need to break for whatever reason, they must give the other a heads up 48 hours before telling everybody else.
Tagged for Stratagem by
Queen M, Ringleader
Quan Tativ, Right Hand
Durmij, Special Advisor on Chicanery
Signed for Fark’s Cerberean Council
Maverick, War Head
Souparman, Head of Internal Affairs
TumultuousPapaya, Head of Foreign Affairs
Tl;dr - Fark and Stratagem have upgraded from a protection agreement to a MnDP.