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*thinks about all the times "rolling" and "Acadia" have been in the same sentence* *laughs nervously*

When you're on top of the game, when you're winning, you should set examples. Show people what you're truly about. Make people realize that even with your triumphs, you are not tyrants. But I guess that doesn't matter to some people. Meh.

Imagine thinking you're hot shit for couping a micro hardly anyone cares about.

Indeed, how will we ever understand what this topic says without the helpful use of tags such as [COUP]? Why I say, just thinking about new players struggling to understand this makes me weep. May tags ease their suffering.

I'm lost with no tag in the title Sheepy pls help

This is a little different, this is IronFront's participation award for Dial-Up. (has a 10 second refresh) Also - just felt necessary to say this, this is just a game regardless of how invested you are, this is just memey propaganda. I don't hate anyone here in the game, I love my SOUP people they are some of the greatest friends I have here, Akuryo im sure is a nice person too - this is all IC as it should be. Much respect for all in the war o/

I heard we’re doing a favor for an old friend and keeping this fight going until your military reputation has been restored. Get comfortable boys, this’ll be a while.

The logs you dropped of TKR thinking on hitting IQ earlier this year before they supposedly disbanded and your arguments for NPOs involvement here. Sounds like you’re shit out of luck then! Either get rolled by your paranoia of KETOG or get rolled for lack of subservience to NPO/BK!

2 for 1 deals today

Expect a cease and desist letter of any reference to Vanguard from our lawyers in The True The Vanguard. Any further attempts and we’ll pursue legal action to the most extreme.

2nd this, (If tags do get added...Grumble Grumble) Also Petition to have a tag for micro news, [SEAN] should do nicely for that. You know your alliance is stable when people are fighting amongst themselves to coup it.

Sorry I only recognize The True Vanguard

Credit to @Pika for the creation

So who exactly was the gov member of TKR they slotted? Because from what I can see the only attacks after the Empreya wars finished when they exited the global war from your side, are against Arrgh and Queen Anne Revenge. None of which I can see being listed as TKR government so your slot filled a TKR gov member is urm questionable...

Some players don't understand the war mechanics either. Or the game, but they're still welcome to play. more players = more fun ~~ @Pasky Darkfire & @Chapsie Great, one of the best back and forth i've seen in these forums ?

I still have that Flag somewhere. Anyways. 30mil? Time to raid?

No we actually did restore our military rep. See people thought we had faulted but we've just redoubled our efforts to master the Zapp Brannigan style of throwing wave after wave of our men Infra at the problem until it goes away. But serious though yes we've got a lot of work to do but tCW has made some great improvements from the disaster of Knightfall, and when I said "Improve our military rep" it was directed more so to allies since I wanted us to be more than just a meatsheild to absorb damage and so far we're on our side 2nd in damage dealt this war, 2nd in offensive wars declared, and our unit kills are spiking. But I don't deny we've got a lot of work ahead of ourselves but at least we don't have 25% of the alliance hiding in VM anymore.

kek

Please also add [THREAD] to the title. It must be signaled clearly that what we are reading is indeed a thread.

disclaimer: since the stat track is down i don't know the exact numbers - it's probably less than 600 bil tho

Just as a general reminder, a much quicker response can be had if you use the report feature rather than trying to tag us in posts. This thread is from 2015 and it's being locked now.

Not only are you a terrible forum poster you're also a necromancer of old threads. You couldn't hold a candle to the Roz Wei of old that rolled my old alliance many times.......for shame.

"unga bunga?" Glad to see KT and TGH are still keeping their old traditions alive. But since you agree, now just get your allies to sell some of those units and come play with us, so we can have a real party!

KETOG, Chaos, and Rose nations trying desperately to build tanks and ships to get above 5k score and hide be like:

Yeah but except the US military actually has planes, unlike a certain group. Was a good meme though, ;,,P

I wouldn't mind having some new "frick you" features in PW, that could happen anytime and just get you to log in and fix it. Here's something that I thought up a few weeks ago and have finally got around to posting them on the forums. A national disaster would typically happen every few weeks irl, though if you're unlucky you could have several in a week. They would add some more relevance to in-game dates. It would cause several different types of damage to your nation, ranging from a small infra/improvements loss to the destruction of a city (cities would never get completely deleted, but they could be decimated) Here's a list of national disasters. Seasonal Events: -Ice Storm: An ice storm knocks out power to 2 cities for 8 turns and only happens in the in-game months of December-March. 50 infra damage in affected cities. There is a 1/480 probability of it happening each turn during those months. -Tornado: A tornado does 400 infra damage to one city and destroys five improvements. There is a 1/750 each turn chance of it happening in April, May, and June. -Hurricane/Typhoon: A Category 1/2 hurricane does 100 infra damage to two cities, knocks out power to those cities for 4 turns, and destroys one improvement in each city. There is a 1/720 probability of it happening July-October. A category 3/4/5 hurricane does 200 infra damage to two cities, knocks out power to those cities for 8 turns, and destroys two improvements in each city. There is a 1/960 chance of it happening each turn July-October. Lower Probability, Year Round Events: -Earthquake: An earthquake does 400 infra damage to one city, destroys 6 improvements, and knocks out power for 12 turns in one city. The damage is halved in two other cities affected. There is a 1/2900 chance of it happening each turn. -Tsunami: A tsunami can only happen for the first 12 turns after an earthquake, although there is a 1/18 probability of it happening each turn during that time. (You can only have 1 tsunami) It does 200 infra damage to one of the affected cities and destroys two improvements. It knocks out power for an additional 4 turns. -Nuclear Meltdown: This is probably the worst disaster: A nuclear meltdown destroys an entire city of infra, all improvements, and renders the city uninhabitable for 30 turns. There is a 1/3600 chance of it happening each turn. -Alien Invasion: Maybe this is the worst. An alien invasion does 600 infra damage to 4 cities and destroys 6 improvements. There is a 1/4200 chance of it happening each turn. -Plague: This is pretty bad too. A plague starts out in one city, with a 1/4200 chance of it happening each turn. But after it strikes one city, there is a 1/60 chance each turn of it spreading to another city. It lasts for 5 rl days, reduces revenue in affected cities by 70%, and kills 25% of those cities infra (there isn't an easier way to kill just people in PW.) Add more suggestions below!

Weve done it more than Thrice Real name no gimmicks Two Micro Alliances go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Two Micro Alliances go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back, back again GPC's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back? I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Sean Anthony no more They want GPC, I'm chopped liver Well if you want GPC, then this is what I'll give ya A little bit of micro mixed with some memes Some shitposts that will jump start my heart quicker Then some drama when I get shocked on the server By the micros when I'm not cooperating When I'm rocking the table while he's discussing "Hey" You waited this long to stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know you got a new alliance Diomedes But your reputation's failure problem is complicating So Orbis won't let me be or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on P-n-W But it feels so empty without me So come on and dip, bum on your lips frick that, come on and shut your sh*t And get ready 'cause this sh*t is about to get heavy I just settled all my problems, "frick you, Alex!" Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said, this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me https://youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=5485 https://discord.gg/P4cJZDP Tl;DR - GPC officially declares its fourth existence

I had some trades with Pantheon today. Please don't roll Pantheon.

Ok if you start replying to shitposts seriously what am I even living for anymore. But tbh, I kinda want people to put in the half minute effort to read topics. It'd be cool to have actual forum tags, though, the ones you can easily flip through. At some point a giant repository of DoE's/DoW's/etc would be a cool addition to preexisting P&W politics documentation. Edit: looking at the topic Alex created, the reasoning was basically "players don't understand what people are saying in their threads so they need tags to explain that", which... yeah.

To be fair, I was under the impression tags were so people could easily identify the purpose of the topic before opening it. That way people could avoid having to dig through the tonnes of useless threads on the AA forums so the mods don't have to overmoderate it. Technically this guy already put the tag in his title otherwise you'd have never known until you read it.

You're not my dad.

Really? because every war i fight against BK or IQ in general, the assumption is that its going to last a few months.

Credit to @Menhera for being awesome ?

Good stuff. Good luck

Diomedes running the show? 9 days.

It isn't impossible to declare a second or so after turn change. Do the captcha 30 seconds before you are about to declare, bring the clock up on your PC and as soon as the turn change +1 second hit declare war. I don't think bots in this situation would give any advantage over what the player can do. If bots are being used to carry out attacks that is a different story. Although I can imagine that some people at turn change do sit and refresh their war page. I'd hope Alex has the same system in place to catch bots for wars as he does for trades.

"Thank you for providing proof that I'm wrong. I'm aware of it, as evidenced by the fact that I've done nothing about it. You guys do it more, though, and my proof is nothing." Your "opinions" don't matter if you do less than nothing about them.

At least there aren't any frickable planes in this one

Stop crying because Fraggle is more relevant than you.

1st off, that title is tongue-in-cheek. Second, it is absolutely necessary for a perpetual game, as perpetual games constantly evolve in terms of tactics and player politics, thus exposing different balance issues on a constant basis. Third, you must never have heard of Overwatch, League of Legends, Fortnite, Starcraft 2, World of Warcraft, Rust, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Kenshi, Cybernations, World of Warships, World of Tanks, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, Darkest Dungeon.... Out of curiousity, what games are you even familiar with, since I actually can't think of very many games made this decade that don't have update changelogs a mile long each (in some cases quite literally)?

Hitting women is "fine" with you? Is this REALLY who you wanted to win the global war? A woman beater?!

No, communism isn't against the rules.