Alexio15

I ask people that follow you continually the same question

A big steaming pile of trash

Dude if you wanna try and learn the game join Ampersand and we will teach you the ropes

Say what you will but at least we are trying something different. 🤷‍♂️ Isnt that the whole point to be adventurous and try something other than the status quo. Would have been very easy to stick as a mega sphere, but alas we decided on a different approach. It may be a harder approach but it's different, and it keeps this game away from a boring 2 sphere world.

If you're gonna bullshit at least get your stories straight. I'm more then happy to disprove you from a screen cap taken of the NPO stats page 2 weeks after we left the war. Weirdly enough as Ampersand we managed better stats then your shitty Yakuza who you was so proud of did the entire war.

Prologue: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love’s first kiss. We all know how this story ends. But what we don’t hear is the dragon’s tale. We wouldn’t even know the dragon prefers to go by The Federation (TF). A strange title, you may think, but for a dragon a fairly normal one. TF was fed up after years of knights coming into the domain. You see, dealing with one self-pretentious knight barging into your home and ransacking it all like he owns the place is one thing. Years is quite another.. And so TF packed up and left to see where the world would take him. Soon, news of TF’s journey travelled fast and reached the ears of an odd assortment of characters from across the kingdom who were also fed up with the medieval treatment. The first was the giant gingerbread man, The Immortals (TI). How did the gingerbread man earn such a title? We shall see. You might think being a giant gingerbread man would be fun, and you would be wrong. Burdened by constant taxes by their lords, the faraway kingdom had become home to hordes of famine-struck villagers. Everywhere TI looked were hungry and betraying eyes. And so TI left to join the dragon TF. Soon, the party grew. First the encountered the leprechaun, who went by the traditional Irish title, The Ampersand (&). & was wanted for drinking the king’s entire supply. It seemed the alcohol only made & stronger and smarter. There was Hawkeye the Dark (Fark), who mysteriously existed in the faraway kingdom but quickly became a valuable member of the party. So was the ever-mysterious Florida Man, locally known as The Fighting Pacifists (TFP), capable of performing any act. The final member came when the party reached the vast, oceanic domain of King Triton, or as he came to be known, The Lost Empire (TLE). TLE was sympathetic to their cause, and so he banded together with the dragon TF, the giant gingerbread man TI, the leprechaun &, Hawkeye the Fark, and Florida Man TFP. And when the journey finally came to end, there was a beautiful friendship. And so the friends gathered together and settled in The Swamp, where they agreed to the following: Chapter 1: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the swampiest of them all? All members of The Swamp agree that should any information come to light regarding the security or welfare of another, it must be shared. Chapter 2: Well, I have to save my ass. If any member of The Swamp is attacked, all other members agree to militarily, financially, and diplomatically defend one another. An attack on any member of The Swamp is an attack on the whole swamp. Chapter 3: Can’t we settle this over a pint? If any member of The Swamp decided to start an offensive war, representatives of all other members must be notified at least 24 hours in advance. Other members are not required to join. Chapter 4: What are you doing in my swamp‽ All current members of The Swamp must agree to the admission of another member. Chapter 5: This is the part where you run away. Should any current member wish to exit The Swamp, they must inform representatives of all others 72 hours in advance. Epilogue (tl;dr): The Federation, The Immortals, The Ampersand, Fark, The Fighting Pacifists, and The Lost Empire agree to an MDoAP bloc henceforth knows as The Swamp.

So this is even funnier then I first thought 😂

Lmfao best comment of the year. You do realise that even keeping the cash and letting the raiders loot some would have been more beneficial too all of you. Heck he could have even brought a city out of it, that would have been more use to all of you.

@BOYCE THE GREAT you sir have just done a community service. For that I applaud you

Great start folks

Aww arent you cute thanks for the well wishes baby xoxo

I mean its more then once 1st time you dodged fighting in Knightfall consistently. Even as far to only join alliances not in the war so you wouldnt lose pixels. 2nd time you cut and run from Yakuza while stealing their bank in the process. 3rd you as mentioned sat in VM till you couldn't be hit and then come out like a coward. As for us we disbanded FR yes, we didnt wanna fight alongside BK and NPO. We however did keep on fighting we jumped in headfirst with Syndi without any complaints. Saw the war out unlike you. So before you start sprouting s**t again I'd advise not throwing stones when you live in a glass house.

Probably longer then you when jumping to VM to avoid a war

This isnt my party, I keep trying to retire but the b******s keep moving the pension age up

We're gonna build a wall around them and make them pay for it #M&GA