Fluffy

not that you'd know

In fairness, if you'd milled up like we'd asked this wouldn't have happened. We did warn you that an attack could be imminent. You were playing stupid games and are now subsequently winning stupid prizes

F's in the chat it didn't even last 8 minutes

First sanctuary is defeated by the 5 man Goon Squad having to buy peace, then this utter disaster What future public embarrassment is coming their way? Either way I'm sure I'll enjoy watching the trash fire.

TLDR; Micro you don't care about declares war on another micro you don't care about Greetings Citizen's of Orbis, I interupt your regularly scheduled stream of Micro DOE's to bring you something even less interesting a Micro DoW. In the past few days our offshore has been raided by a nation belonging to Sanctuary, a war we won; as the war drew to a close we made it clear to the nation engaging in the raid that we would be expecting reparations within 24 hours of them entering beige. Since the war both the nation and sanctuary's Government have been useless in paying the reparations we are owed despite our explicit warnings that failure to pay reparations would be seen as an act of war, we near 24 hours with no attempts to pay having been made. So here we are; we will inflict what we are owed in reparations tenfold in damages. Our intention was to recover damages via reps, but given we are having to negotiate with a party that is refusing to pay we will happily settle for war stats. Goon Squad declares war on Sanctuary (well the 3 of them that are big enough to be in range anyway). Signed Unlimited; Co-leader Xonera; Co-leader Fluffy; FA

Camelot have always and will always be a toxic force in this community, I cannot think of another alliance that has had such a poor reputation that their leader posted a public apology for his alliance. The only thing more shocking to me than seeing Arthur's apology a couple of years back is that the alliance hasn't changed a bit since.

Poor @Unlimited brutally kicked off after like 35 days.

TL;DR Greetings Orbis, I come with thrilling news regarding a micro you potentially have never heard of before. As you may have noticed TKR have declared war on Hedge Money, this required careful and considerate planning on our part; to decide what was the best course of action The issue is we're too dumb for that. It is therefore with a heavy heart I have to inform you that Goon Squad declares war on whoever is at war with TCW. Riveting stuff I know Signed Village Drunk; Machiavelli Co-Leader; Unlimited Too AFK to know what's going on; Xonera I

Eh, sounds about typical to me

You might as well have posted "upvote if sketchy made you leave" lmao. As you have stated multiple times the rules speak to intent, anyone with an IQ above the low 20's could tell simply from reading that it was a joke which means the intent was humourous, not to coerce a player into leaving. get over yourself

We were here first though, by like 2 years lmao

TL;DR KT hit Goon Squad, Goon Squad recognises hostilities and we absolutely are not salty. Please return to pretending anybody cares about you simply because you aren't in a micro. For the past few months we've been hugging our pixels wondering longingly when war would next befall our beloved Orbis, the unfortunate part of this tale is that in our waiting we had grown too big. Our nations bloated with unneccesary infra with all the fun targets too far out of range; short story, we'd grown too big for piracy. Nobody likes a fat pirate This is where KT come in, KT in their wisdom Indentified our problem and stepped in with an immediate solution, they would blitz us to the extent that we could choose any target we wanted. They did this expertly, and before we knew we were being hit we were slotted; and for this we are eternally grateful! Thank you KT! even though we weren't in the DoW gif Now we are going to lick our wounds before returning to our regularly scheduled programme of piracy. Signed Too drunk for this - Machiavelli Capone - Limi Terminally Afk - Xonera

..... You are aware they deleted their nation right?

Nothing as exciting as fraggle returning has occurred in the forums for like a month lmao

How many Ignis sternum posts in alliance affairs does it take to create a valid cb? Because this is the third time you've baited me in with something that literally concerns nobody outside of your alliance.