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The time of reckoning is finally nigh after several years of misdeeds. Demonstrating to Orbis throughout the years what has come to typify their actions while escaping without any form of reprieval, Camelot has bungled and staggered through the last month. That said, everything, inevitably, comes full circle - thus the time has come for justice to be brought down upon them and settle these old debts, so that we may move towards the future. For those who departed before the ship began sinking in earnest, we offer our most sincere congratulations. For those who remain, know that we hold no ill towards you, but towards your government and the numerous situations in which they have wronged us. Epimetheus is no King, Queen, Empress or Emperor and is to blame for this. Ask yourselves if he is truly the kind of leader you would like to follow. TLDR; Nexus declares war on Camelot.

Can't believe @Leftbehind got camelot rolled

cto attacking and statpadding off literally everyone but hw is pretty damn hilarious cam still bad tho so this is good stuff

Oh man, if I were in Cam I'd be saving my own backside at this point. I honestly really feel for the folks who actually put time and effort into that alliance only to have a power hungry maniac drag it from a top 10 alliance to basically the lolcow of Orbis. Idk how I'd feel in that situation, I imagine it would be kinda like if Lefty went senile and forced us all to retheme to My Little Pony and power our entire nations with windmills to save the pandas or something. Like that's gotta hurt.

Absolutely not. I find the idea of trying to run people/alliances out of Orbis to be utterly repugnant. It's exactly what Camelot an their long-lost allies once tried to do to us.

Coincidence? I think not.

You say that like it's a bad thing, if Ockey made us do that I'd accept it in a heartbeat (PS literally shaking and crying that Ec didn't get an invite to the party 😭)

I hope you disband camelot. Goodluck!

Does this mean the DMs asking if & is hitting Camelot will stop now?

Something something historical grievances

Took long enough for someone to roll Cam

Move the ad on the bulletins page further to the side so it doesnt bloc the sidebar. @Alex

If any alliance deserves it, it's Camelot.

No, you monster. That's like putting ketchup on a steak.

This space reserved for a calm & collected essay of my thoughts & feelings filtered through a politically correct sieve. No Camelot below the rank of Templar should be posting. Also; Kero Kero in heck.

Hail IQ

what it says on the tin. Not sure about you guys, but im very bad at war. and i'd like some visual representation. 3 image/names that will be used per city for 80-100% - Primary state 50-80% - slight damage from war 0-50% - for when youre getting zero'd Game would dynamically switch to the appropriate name/image example First city, undamaged would have image A, and be called "Blue zone" Second city, slightly damaged would have image B, called "Yellow zone" Third city got rocked, it gets image C and would get name "Red zone" Purely visual in function for a little role play.

Can you link this bulletin specifically? I've seen this issue on some nation pages, and it was caused by a bug in one of the embedded images in the nation description. I expect a similar thing is going on here.

Stellar detective skills 👏👏

210 I hereby point out that this thread still somehow has less pages than the threads in which people talk about orbis politics

Cumalot delenda est?

Would've posted the rip bozo gif but I think I posted it under another Camelot forum post. Also thank you for clarifying that you aren't hitting Camelot because you think they're tied to Hollywood like last time 🙏

Statpad boiiis

Seeing as they gave you the exact response with “the thing is..” - I’m pretty sure you got played there. Pretty funny that you’re taking this at face value and spouting off like you’ve won something.

208 Can I point out that this thread still somehow has less pages than the threads in which people talk about orbis politics?

I misread this as "paypal" and was expecting it to be something about donations. I appreciate all the work you put into this game! Don't beat yourself up about any coding mistakes people might criticize you for! Especially on the coding side, the best way to learn is to do. It's a lot easier to criticize than to actually be in the field trying to make something. If this wasn't a good game, you wouldn't have a dedicated base of thousands of players. It's super impressive that someone could make something like this in High School.

Just leave us alone, it had nothing to do with you, that’s for sure.

So I was bored and since I only become active when needed (mostly wartime), I decided to reflect on minispheres and how they're put into action in the current meta. For the 2nd global in a row, HM (the only de facto minisphere) is on the receiving end of a dogpile by 2 ,or more, supposedly minispheres. It's undeniable that minispheres promote more wars, seen as everyone isn't tied to the rest of the world. In theory this would be great, but in practical terms what we have is the following: 1 sphere (HM) acting as such and starting as fair a war, in numerical terms, as possible, even moreso because we were expecting counters, just not as many as we got for obvious reasons lmfao. I'm obviously talking about last global where our skill and coordination got us to roll an opponent twice as big, and we graciously gave them white peace, not even the demand for an admission of defeat to spare them the embarrassment. Right now what we have is the aforementioned sphere acting on its own like advertised, and the rest blobbing together to avoid getting rolled in a fair fight, simply because we're more competent than them. That's what we have this war and had last one. The main culprit is obviously Rose, whose weak leadership seems to only know one way of doing FA and war: gather as many meatshields as possible, namely getting military support by sucking !@#$ of everyone (not paper tied to them) they feel they need in order to win. As an old player, I'm not used to this kind of !@#$ approach, I'm used to strong leaders like Partisan or Pre gathering support through respect, which is how for instance Pre managed to put people, that absolutely hated each other at least IC (like Roq and Partisan), together to join efforts vs what at the time had been the longest hegemony the game had ever known, lead by TKR, who by the way have changed a lot since then, especially thanks to Adrienne who got dealt one of the shittiest hands possible and managed to keep them together after several rollings. What this current cowardly approach can cause is a return to a bipolar world, where 1 far more competent sphere (in this case HM) see themselves always getting dogpiled by what supposedly are minispheres like them. That's actually pretty much the story of the old Syndisphere, a group of alliances that essentially banded together as a response to a permanent threat in Paragon, Covenant, Paracov or whatever you wanna call that shit. I for one think our current said minispheres should drop the act and own up to the fact that they can't fight alone, even with equal or slightly favorable numbers, and we can all return to the boring, stale bipolar world. Or we just keep pretending we're dynamic af by looking small on paper and then try to get everyone and their mother to have as lopsided a war as possible. So the question is: do we prefer no war or lopsided wars? Annswer: none, we can have fair wars, just not with weak leadership like we currently have from certain major alliances.

There's very few poeple who enjoy well fought wars. Those are mainly in alliances like KT or my own, seen as before this global Ob was rolling WTF who are twice as big and with higher average city count, at least counting the nations we could hit. We did the same to RnR a few months ago but they were only like 16 members and we were 11 or 12 but also with lower average city count. Most people care about winning regardless of how easy it is, and also about sphere domination. The old Syndisphere was the only grouping that went into wars outnumbered and dominated (bar HM last war - we went in with slightly higher numbers but knowing for sure we were gonna get countered, at least by TFP and WTF, but I kept telling Ockey Immortals were gonna counter), then there's been mostly dogplies, from TKR in the old days, to IQ and now to Rose who are performing their 3rd dogpile in a row in globals and are the new hegemonic power via what in the past was frowned upon: dodgy intersphere paperless agreements while pretending to be a detached sphere like Hollywood is. Because most people are idiots, they cry foul whenever they're dogpiled and then forget everything whenever they're dogpiling. I for instance have voiced my dissatisfaction when Papers Please turned out to be a disgusting dogplie, and to a lesser extent Duck Hunt, with my side performing the dogpile on both. The game is boring as it is, so when you take the only interesting thing away (fairly even wars), you simply end up with a vast majority of the playerbase in the biggest alliances who prioritize intersphere power struggle, and the few warmongers, who do enjoy decent wars where stuff like coordination is decisive, end up in small ones like KT or Ob.

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Your GOONS style tirade in eclipse server hasn't been forgotten.

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But thats also pretty yummy, ngl

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Good luck Nexus! Have fun.

I'm wondering how much of Cam knew this was going to happen (not Nexus specifically, but someone) and how many members were just blowing Epi. Anyways, can Cam get better war stats than TKR? The techniques have all been discussed. Whether Cam has the ability to implement is another question. I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with Camelot disbanding and the remainder of the bank being funneled into some Swiss bank account.

This is quite ironic... Purp: Beans:

Good luck, I hope it goes well for you!

Welcome!

Wtf is that bullshit lmao, Grumpy would never fight alone without Hollywood backing them up. Are you that desperate trying to look for arguments to support their cause ?

Emails do suggest a school network here

Adrienne, please listen to Eumir, this war is about GG, and it is not about you, so please stop trying to steal our spotlight!

He doesn’t do DM’s.