Sval

Very happy birthday TKR

1. Treaty 2. Cute dog You're welcome

Table For Two Booking Ahead We’re hungry. You’re hungry. Let’s eat together. Peas We love sharing our peas. To continue sharing our peas, we will always discuss how best to share our peas before we stop sharing our peas. Gravy We agree to share the gravy. Should any third party seek to take our gravy, they will be denied access to the boat by any and all means at our disposal. Chicken We agree that proper carving technique matters. When you know, you know. And when you know you know, you share. Sharing Having friends over for dinner is always nice. So we’ll have them over at our leisure. Condiments If the seasoning’s no good, we can always end the meal early. Just give the chef give the chef three days notice or you'll lose your deposit. /s/ The Knights Radiant Adrienne, Queen of the Heralds Benfro, Prince of the Heralds BigMorf, Ghostblood Babsk HannaH, Ghostblood Babsk Zeotrope, Herald of War Miller, Herald of Growth Indger, Herald of Internal Affairs Ricky, Herald of Fabrials /s/ Royal Alba Charter Company Odie, Hooligan, Criminal, Terrorist, Stinky & Handsome Azure Kaiser, Chancellor Sval, Busman Bendigeidfran, Dogman Kamade, Portman TomCat, Trenchman Bobert, Fodder Greypher, Because he asked me not to...

Even on Orbis people are arguing over their imaginary friends.

Here to express my support for Eclipse. Go Team First Contact! I did this entirely of my own volition.

I learned something. But I forgot it again almost instantly.

Bold of you to assume I can count to 8. With that kind of skill I'd be able to join Singularity for this historic win instead of being stuck on the losing side of this special military operation.

Yeah. You're winning so hard there's nothing left for me to hit!

You missed one

Of all the things that could possibly exist, this is definitely one of them. Congrats.

Working this hard to call a loss a win is the funniest part of the war so far.

No, no. The aggressors are clearly the victims. Got to aim for that pre-emptive L in order to really twist the narrative.

Had to double-check you weren't actually in Singularity for a moment...

You can accuse Mayor of many things. War-dodging is definitely not one of them.

Witnessing Singularity double down on their failure to grasp just how much of an own goal this is has been an absolute delight. Please stop trying to ruin my fun.

It's a very interesting sensation, witnessing the defensive side of a war dogpile the aggressor into oblivion.

In my defence... Well, no. I got nothing. 10 points to Hufflepuff.

You looked like you could use the help 😉

Singularity, A state of war now exists between us. Lots of love, RACC

Eclipse out-rose'd Rose and Rose is mad about it?

Now I can't get this sodding song out of my head. I blame Rose.

The Secret Treaty Secrecy The provisions of this treaty shall remain a closely guarded secret between The Knights Radiant and Royal Alba Charter Company, the signatory Parties. Peace The Parties will never declare war on, or commit any act of espionage on a member of the opposite alliance. Intelligence The Parties hereby agree to share any and all intelligence about upcoming wars, sovereignty, or any intelligence that may endanger or suggest maleficent intent towards the existence of the other alliance. Protection Should the minor Party find itself under attack, the senior Party will render assistance in the form of defence.The minor Party may also opt to defend the senior Party should they so wish. All Parties retain the right to assist one another in assertive actions should they so choose. -REDACTED CLAUSES- The parties agree that as rose-themed alliances go, Rose is definitely one. The parties further agree that they must not forget to water their own garden beds, lest their next batch of potatoes die. The parties agree that during the next Solar Eclipse a beach party is to be thrown. They will bring a barbecue, a massive keg of beer, and assorted sides. A round of rock, paper, scissors will be held, and the loser will foot the bill. The parties agree that when preparing for the Singularity, they must ensure there are no vulnerabilities exploitable by mindless robots and if any are found, we must destroy them. The parties agree that the jungle is a crazy place. Not a place that Man belongs. Neither you nor I belong there, and for the Love of All That is Holy, we must not lick the Frogs. The parties agree that the senior party will be the Legal Guardian of the junior party. Consequently, the senior party has responsibility for all decisions of a parental nature. The junior party will refer to the senior party as either daddy or mommy. Any issues arising from this dynamic will be the sole purview of a shared therapist. The parties agree that The Sword Coast exists and there is absolutely nothing mean hidden in this hidden section, so I'm not entirely sure why you looked here. Upgrade Should the Parties wish to upgrade this pact, they can. So there. Cancellation Should either Party feel the need to leave this pact, they must give the other Party a 72-Hour notice of intent to leave. After which they may be allowed to leave. Signed for The Knights Radiant Adrienne, Queen of the Heralds Benfro, Prince of the Heralds BigMorf, Ghostblood Babsk HannaH, Ghostblood Babsk Zeotrope, Herald of War Miller, Herald of Growth Indger, Herald of Internal Affairs Ricky, Herald of Fabrials Signed for Royal Alba Charter Company Pog, Frog Azure Kaiser, Chancellor Sval, Busman Bendigeidfran, Frogman Kamade, Portman TomCat, Trenchman Bobert, Fodder Do not read this

Fixed that for you.