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Credit to Justin for making my idea a reality~

The whole site, game, everything.

Not having them on ignore in 2019.

Talking about nukes and missiles

That's actually just Inst and Noctis trying to persuade themselves that their in depth discussions about causes and tactics mean something to anyone but them

Post the memes here. This is in response to Chaos' upper tier down declaring: Credit goes to Ameyuri for making this for a suggestion I had.

“Master Bates what do we do?”

Everyone: positivity, good vibes, chill chats Hope: bUoRhAnN hIrEd A mIcRo To HiT mE!

it had to be said

It's TKR's love for Keynes blocking those nukes and missiles, Micchan.

Since I've somehow been discovered, you can add Totally Not the SK Bank as an extension of sk on the stats. I thought I had hidden quite well too ...

PS: I paid someone to make it

It pleases me that a follower of the Sand has destroyed the most planes. The fact that a missile got to his nation, only for his VDS to thwart a nuke half an hour later makes this even better.

Shout out to the nukers gracefully shaving off my infrastructure score. Helps with down decs ❤️

Succ

Every time someone almost convinces me that micros should be allowed to post on alliance affairs posts, like this come along and remind me why micros need to be segregated to some remote corner of the forums.

Now, I don't know if anyone has noticed, but other than gathering information, killing spies, and spying away nukes, spies are just about useless. Another thing you may have noticed, is that we have a lot of resources. An idea that does both of these? Spies can target resources. For example, if I had 60 spies, which I don't, and @Elijah Mikaelsonhad zero (which he doesn't), I would be able to spy away, at max, 10% of a certain resource (aluminum, Bauxite, whatever). But for a good example, since Elijah has 60 spies, and I have like 20, and he did this on me. He may be able to spy away like 6% of my Gasoline or something (6% of zero is zero, haha), given I had 10k Gasoline, that could be like 600 Gasoline (don't @ me if that math is wrong) out of the game at the cost of like 1 million, which just so happens to be around the money the latest Gasoline price, 1621, multipled by the 600 Gasoline, would cost. Amazing, right? Now, this could be a good war strat. Someone spies them, someone blockades them, and then you start ridding them of their resources. Easy. Please comment your opinions, and tell me off if this effects you in a bad way. Don't @ me. Lmao. (If you can find the original post about this, link me it so I can put it in the next edit. Thank you for being kind. I know that it exists somewhere, I haven't read it, but I know it's there.)

Would certainly help lower global salt levels, so a good idea.

https://youtu.be/Rg4292ORUe4

Would definitely free up some time...

Based and redpilled.

He’s NPO, it’s just what they do.

We intentionally left them out of the initial blitz, as well as Blackfyre and The Federation because we didn't have the manpower to cover all of them and wanted to focus the larger alliances and wait for them to counter. If fighting at a numbers disadvantage is "opportunistic" I think you need to whip out a dictionary and brush up on some things. Also the idea we'd hire some random commie alliance to hit you is laughable and its sad you couldn't be bothered to do your due diligence and verify pretty obvious bullshit before you marched your 3 nations into battle. If that is the actual reason you entered, rather than the one we all assumed, that you were protecting your protector, then lmfao u got played by a micro. Anyway carry on being the only salty person on your side I was getting bored of all the nice people anyway.

We need to revive this sub forum

This is literally what 95% of Orbis thinks about you and what you have to say.

Empyrea is best, I dunno who the rest are ngl

Agreed, let it all burn!

Approved. Nothing to debate here.

This idea has some merits.

Since I'm neck-and-neck for most wars lost, I was wondering if I could get a little pip for that once I do achieve said "achievement"

As the leader of the micro Golden Phoenix Coaliton, we have felt that it should be necessary to create a Micro Affairs subforum. Therefor we can post our poems and drawings from special ed, separate from the top 50 bullies. In all seriousness, we would like one as the micro world and macro world have different politics and would allow those to stop complaining about micros posting unnecessary posts in alliance affairs section when instead we can do it in our section. Micros tend to do crazy things, trust me I've run many (especially to the ground).

With the salt being thrown around like pocket sand.....

Looks like someone can't take their own advice kek. See folks, this is why you can't spell suck without SK.

What does that matter? We chose not to include your alliances in the main blitz. Why we did it is irrelevant to your claim that we hired some micro to hit you. But if you must know, we did it because it gave us time wear down the main alliances. Which worked if you couldn't tell. As for Ayyslamic Crusade, that war would not have taken place at all had we not signed up. We asked for resources from Abbas because we were a newly formed alliance and had none. We literally would not have been able to participate otherwise. I was intimately involved in the planning and execution of it. Yes exactly, you made no effort to confirm it and took them at their word. That is all well and good, but then you decided to come on here and spout it out as fact. So you opened the door for me to criticise you about it, like you tried to criticise us. Now you are just arguing semantics. I was being sarcastic wit hthe 3 nations comment, and no, you attacked first, and Empyrea countered. Literally noone has contested your right to enter the war. You are arguing a strawman I never made. We EXPECTED you to enter the war. The reason we are argung is because you decided to spout some bullshit about hiring a micro as the REASON you entered rather than just saying you did it because your SK. I'm aware you are a training alliance, I was simplifying. It really makes no difference to my argument if you are a protectorate or a training alliance or an extension or w/e you want to call it. You are the one who came on here and starting spouting bullshit you just admitted you never bothered to verify as fact. That is about as disingenuous as it gets. You need to look in the mirror buddy. I've barely posted since this war started, you decided to drop a bomb and now your crying about it because it blew up in your face. You seem to be living in an alternate reality where everyone is out to get you or some shit. We responded directly to your points but your whining about propaganda and misinformed statements.

That's sad dude. We can talk about the next possible time both of us are free Let's talk then.

Ok, so you're being stupid now. Got it. >10 other alliances >opportunistic You may want to go back and do your research on Ayyslamic Crusade before I edumacate you. And uh... where's your proof that we hired an outside alliance? Why the frick would I hire some random ass micro that I give no !@#$ about to hit you guys? If I wanted to hit Blackfyre, I'd have done so at the get go. I don't need some shitty unknown micro to do it for me.

I really hope you know how stupid you sound right now.

....pretty sure that's just a joke that even KT embraces lmao.

We just need the micros to be taught that small shit like this doesn't need to be posted lmao

Only $30m? Weak.

Two things. 1. a. Who is Deulos? b. Who is The Golden Pheonix? c. Can we get the micro alliance announcements, I thought this was gonna be important? d. Who is the Center of Offbeat alliances? 2. a. This is not, in any definition, a Declaration of Existence. b. Unless! It's the declaration of Existence for the fact that there's a war, so instead of it being (DoE) it should be (DoEFTFTTW). c. How come this isn't Gold (Of Rose) couping Rose? I had my hopes up. d. for all intents and purposes, I have to say that c was a joke, so Zevfer doesn't get mad at me.

I declare war on your mom until you pay me 30 million dollars.

yay! It's not us again!

This idea is effectively just a quality of life improvement. I think the idea of a Color Trade Bloc preventing your nation from being declared on is unintuitive. This proposal is simply to remove the color Beige from the game, and instead add a new separate mechanic for nations to simply be "Protected." It would work exactly the same as Beige (no one can declare war on you, you would lose it if you declared an offensive war, new nations would be marked as "Protected" for 14 days, nations losing a war would get time under "Protected" status.) Benefits to this change would be: More intuitive / easier learning curve for new players New nations can participate in Color Trade Blocs without losing protection Less newbies will accidentally open themselves up to raiding early on Protected status could come with it's own income bonus similar to the existing Color Trade Bloc bonus for Beige. Again, the idea isn't to actually change how the game is played at all, just simplify things and help newbies help themselves.