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Hmmmmmm. Until TCW's military reputation is restored? Until Citadel establishes itself as an independent political force? Until IQ stops being IQ? ... oh dear.

Evidently not, which means that was totally part of the joke too yes sirree!

Doesn't look like BK is running a slave ring out of their Discord server either, but here we are. That's the part of the joke you took issue with? Geez, we really must be winning.

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=159503 Ruler Name: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Nature of Violation: Nation named after ISIL which is a terrorist group, and has ISIL's real life leader as its leader name.

Ok, that's a pretty good meme.

I'm ok for some meme terms and nothing more Except for NPO that joined later and went to the offensive, for them a one way NAP with TKR for 2 years to see if they notice there are other alliances you can attack in this game

... How did you not know that to peace out that the people you are FIGHTING have to agree to you getting peace? I can't even. How do you lack this much basic comprehension of grade school logic?

use this post as an "I don't give a shit" button.

Some feedback I've gotten about the mass infrastructure purchase tool is that it could be used to very quickly sell a ton of infra, declare a war, and rebuy infra, making it a "pay to win" advantage. One suggestion to really nip this potential in the bud is a restriction on using this tool along with declaring wars. My suggestion for feedback is the following: -If you use the Mass Infrastructure Purchase tool, you will not be able to declare a new war for 2 hours. -If you have declared a war in the past 2 hours, you cannot use the Mass Infrasturcture Purchase tool. This both preserves it as useful and convenient, while eliminating the potential for it to be used for ridiculous score diving war declarations followed by huge military re-buys. Looking for feedback on this idea here.

Tbh, I'm more upset that you mixed up "se" and "conozco". Did high school Spanish teach you nothing?

He's clearly basing it off of the 20+ TKR members who are.

Lelouch beginning his briefing Lelouch and his Knights watched their screens carefully as the impending invasion was on its way. This would do or die time. With one gesture Lelouch prepared all tv stations and radios to broadcast his message to his Empire while he still could. Assembling the Emperor's Guard he took the stage, this was his chance to rally his Empire in the wake of a dangerous foe. After a few moments of silence, he began. "People of Britannia! Once again our shores have arrived carrying with them another foe who we must sweep back into the Ocean. However, today the waves carry Calondian forces, a formidable foe unlike one we have fought in the past. These are people of war led by an Emperor of insanity. But, they are not people of Britannia, and their leader is not one of just nor strategic value as your own. Today I ask you, will you let these people fly their banner over your homes, slaughter your friends? Or is today the time to rise and show these people how a Britannian fights?! To Arms!" "All Hail Britannia!"

The eternally great and infinite Empire of Calondia declares war on Britannia Emperor Mayor thought about all the recent times over the years that Britannia and Lelouch has conquered Calondia, dived it up between Britannian puppets and satellite nations. There was the Calondia resistance, the partition, the occupation, and years of strife and conquest. The ancient great Empire of Ancient Calondia was a distant memory these days. All overseas territories lost or snatched up by Lelouch and his goons. We have always been enemies, since the days of old, the Witch Wars, the Umbrella plague, there was never a time when Britannia looked favorably upon this eternal glorious country. Well now the time has come. Calondia is strong again. We have power again. We can reconquer and liberate our stolen peoples and unite our ancient empire! The last stepping stone on our path to global domination is upon us. We will rule and we were always meant to. Lost in his thoughts the adviser next to the emperor from the Rose alliance was patiently waiting. "Uh, Sir?" The timid man, only in his thirties, says meekly awaiting a response. The Emperor looks up from his seat, fury in his eyes. "Why are you bothering me?!" The assistant adviser backs up and shields his head from the incoming flying lamp the emperor threw his way that just misses him. "Umm.. Sir, we have many pending requests for the current economic situation of the alliance, and we need a plan for the current infrastructure situation, and our communication software is acting up and-" "Enough!" The emperor said firmly with authority in his voice. "The Rose alliance can wait. They have no idea how long I've been planning this. They have no idea about the glory of Calondia. They have no idea!" The assistant looked confused and didn't understand what the emperor was talking about. He had heard that the emperor was like this. Completely irrational and prone to spontaneous and random sparks of insanity. But it was another thing to see him in the flesh. With his golden, diamond studded robes, massive jewel-encrusted crown, and an unrealistically long cape that always got stuck in doorways. And of course his fuming, angry, constantly grunting look on his face. "What are you talking about Sir? We have priorities. We have to deal with the economy and finishing off the remnants of the IQ rebellion. We can't have Calondia go gallivanting off into-" During his speech though the floor creaked loudly and trembled; terror rushed through the assistants face. Of course.. The emperor had a fondness for trap doors when people were annoying him. And the assistant fell into an unknown pit that led to an unknown place, as no one had ever been seen again. "These people, they never understand. They could never understand my feelings on-" However the emperor stopped in mid sentence as he noticed the assistant climbing up back out of the pit in the middle of the room. "Uh Sir? I am terribly sorry but it seems you have never cleaned this pit out. It is filled with garbage and... well bodies from... is that Mr. Johnson? Is this where he went?" The Emperor was puzzled, this had never happened before, he thought the pit was bottomless. Of course.. those nasty contractors had cheated him out! They claimed the pit to never end but here is his assistant standing right to his side again! What nerve! "Well... Tell the Rose alliance I will deal with their problems... As I always do, once I complete my final objective.. Once I conquer my worst enemy! Britannia! They will die by my hands!" And with that said the Emperor stood up, turned around dramatically, shoulders squared, cape flying in the air, his crown shining gloriously, jewels glittering and reflecting the tiniest bit of sunlight entering the room. He felt invincible, nothing could stop him, not when he was at the peak of his power. He walked with an objective, a mission, and nothing could get in his way. "Uh Sir? Sorry to bother you but... that hallway is under repair, you have to take the door behind me." The emperor stopped, grimacing as he always does, turned around and reached for the trap door button on his desk. "Uh... Sir? The trap door is... Well..." "Silence!" the emperor shouted, he then reached for his phone and called his generals. "Yes, this is Mayor. Fuel up the bombers and ground forces! We are going to war!" "Yes, Yes.... Yes I know we are at war with IQ. Yes.. I know. They are insignificant. I of course mean our greatest enemy. Yes.. Yes, I know. The other greatest enemy. Yes. Yes Britannia. Yes, okay good." He promptly hung up the phone, sat down again and leaned back in his chair. A slight smile formed on his face before he again frowned at the sight of his assistant. The emperor waved him away so he could be by himself, moments like these needed to be treasured. And this was a great moment. He would finally get his just revenge.

Shocked that a guy roleplaying a nazi would chime in wrongly on this. Really really shocked.

Oh and your strike didnt even work this time because he did more shit afterwards to get kicked from KKKT. Thats some fine police work there, Lou.

I'm not in your server, @Alex, because you don't do anything to reprimand players who find me there to harass me and give me a hard time. You make excuses for them so they can do it once, twice...It's the only way I can protect myself since you seem unable to do so. You can message me on the forums private messaging, if you'd like to respond after a week and half after my question. Thanks.

Except that response was totally unacceptable, and counts as you trying to ignore the problem, and Im not gonna let you do that. You claim your strike worked because it hasnt happened again since. That is 100% bullshit reasoning, because they have done that before, and been given a warning for that before, and they did it again. And still you float out this bullshit response of claiming Im asking you to moderate things not happening on your site in response to something that did.

Moving to Moderation Support forum, because this is not a suggestion I just found the DM on Discord. I tried to respond at the time but couldn't for the same reason I can't now; she's not in the P&W discord server so I can't message her back. Discord doesn't allow it. It's not really my fault for not replying if someone sends me a message I literally can't respond to, is it?

I don't think anything productive is happening here. Locking thread.

What?

you guys just wait, I am going to drop some sweet reps on CoS.

Come now you cant hold that the man is so disillusional that he can never remember those things

Gather around my friends and plus ones…. First our children grew up and hell has frozen over. Now something truly no one expected. It is by command of the joint alliances of the Black Knights, New Pacific Order, Guardians of the Galaxy, Goon Squad, United Purple Nations, Yakuza, Order of the white rose, Afrika Korps, Solar Knights, Carthago, Polaris, Camelot, Iron Front, The Hanseatic League, Electric Space The Commonwealth, Brotherhood of the Clouds, Info Wars ; that I present to you the Inquisition Take Two! We, the Inquisition *Take Two*, come together in full manifestation of our friendship and solidarity and hatred and mandatory ties. Committing ourselves to these accords in agreement with full promise of mutual prosperity and strength; with a greater understanding to be shared between us. I Mutual Defense A direct attack on one signatory is considered an attack on all signatories. In the event that one signatory comes under attack through providing military support in the way of memes II Optional Aggression All member alliances shall reserve the right to support each other in an offensive campaign by offering memes. III Support We stand together in the shared security be any means. Information, aid, and diplomatic resources are all encouraged of each of member alliances. Our support for each other shall not be limited to a list. Yet we agree this agreement shall take precedence over all others if we feel like it. IV Sovereignty While unified, we remain slayyves unwilling employees & RoqBots. V Admission A prospective alliance may petition any signatory for membership. If sponsored, admittance will be added without question VI Withdrawal Any signatory that wishes to leave the Inquisition after diplomatic measures have been exhausted will have .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 hours before nullification of the member agreement. Should a member violate the spirit of this accord, a unanimous vote may expel the offender /s/ Signed for the everyone Emperor: God-Emperor Roquentin the First, blessed be his name Keeper of Slayyyves: Leo/Thanos/whatever it is now Keeper of Technology: Frawley Keeper of Slayyve Tracking systems: Frawley FYI this is a meme

If you know, you know.

First part: Consider the mistakes you made and answer your own post. Second part: Why would you have even thought that? Who the hell told you that?

Until we make a secret peace leaving KETOGG alone as revenge for Surf's Up

OFA leadership never did strike me as the best in the world.

Da Comrade!!!

Yes we do...

An Official TUE Announcement Regarding the ongoing and rather bloody war, TUE will be exiting effective immediately. While we of course wish to have been able to do more, we will only offer support to our allies in the form of encouragement from this point on. We wish all parties luck in this endeavor and particularly hope for the best for our allies. To our allies we salute you, and to our enemies we thank you for the good fight. As per the agreement TUE accepts the following terms: 1) TUE will not further aid our side in any way, shape, or form. This includes economic aid, espionage, and any other forms of actively aiding. 2) TUE will not re-enter the war and will send peace to all of our ongoing wars. Signed: Prime Minister Miss Cake Prime Minister Purplemoon Lord Regent Barry Allen (Sven)

Please don't use acronyms for Micros nobody has ever heard of thx

Who

The greater problem is the disproportionate amount of damage planes do and their slow rebuild speed. Damage should be over all nerfed, hitting planes a little harder than others, and the rebuild timers should be changed to 3-4-4-4 instead of 3-5-6-5 days. We can't just keep fiddling with the war ranges when their are far deeper issues in the war system.

now that's bait

Thought it would be fun to parody a song: For the context of this song. Imagine Leo singing this to Roq: "Down" Down, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Everywhere I look are Chaos' planes Thrown up in the air to see us slain Come on, Roq baby, catch me if you can, I Know you don't have any other plans Our score is down, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Down, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Yes we are Down, down, d-down, down Yes we are Down, down, d-down, down Our score is down, our score is, our score is d-d-d-down Our score is down, our score is, our score is d-d-d-down, our score is Down You know we could put them all to shame Now isn't the time to play it safe Isn't this the reason that you came, so Roq Baby, don't you let the blitz go to waste Our score is down, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Down, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Every single thing is feeling right Expand our sphere out of sight I don't really think that we should have waited What if we don't stop until it's all consolidated Our score is, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Our score is, d-d-down, d-d-down, d-d-down, down, down Our score is, down, down, d-down, down Down, down, d-d-d-down

There's been a high volume of whinging and a low volume of memes in this last page.

On the forums please. Let's spread positivity. You can keep the limit for negative reacts to counteract mass downvoting of old posts. Thx.

Worth it.

can someone please report sheepy for this grave dig?

Can Alex's time to develop the game be focused on the nation simulation rather than things like a casino and baseball? This is a nation simulation game after all.