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I am amused that at this point even Kastor wants to distance himself from Kastor's posts. Also, I presume you meant vested.

we all know what that said Kastor

You forgot to mention that Lordship was behind it all.

As The Son of Heaven ascended to a higher plain of existence, accompanied by his ten thousand beautiful virgin women - the spoils of his final victory, his mighty kingdom was immortalised, living on as a shining golden light in the ever growing darkness. Before The Roz's ascension, he bequeathed to his most loyal supporter, the Heavenly King AkAk many rich and fertile lands, and a final request: to continue the spirit of The Roz. AkAk was determined to do just this, and he rode out in search of old friends. Though many had passed on, some still remained, as well as new friends made during the many exploits of the Heavenly Kingdom. He first came across James XVI in the vast steppes of the Hippo Khan's empire. Time had not been kind to James, and he had quickly started up heavy drinking during his tenure as one of Grand Admiral Kastor's henchmen, but after he heard of Rozalia's recent victories and the attempts by the Corrupt Castrati to foil them, he joined with AkAk in search of other Roz Wei loyalists. During their search, grand banners were erected in the name of Roz Wei, bearing on them a face that shared some similarity with that of The Roz Himself, however as soon as they were raised, agents of the neutered sheep sabotaged these banners, with claims that the image, open sourced from an artist in the Kingdom, was in fact The Roz, something AkAk and his followers knew not to be true. However, watching the saboteurs following the group ever closer, AkAk realised the need to strengthen their forces and sought out his friends and allies with great haste. Soon the group reached the lands of Sassania - an empire formed of many great warriors, many of which had been friends or past members of the Heavenly Kingdom. They greeted AkAk and welcomed his followers into the golden halls of The Royalist: Filip The Forever Angry. Both groups spent the night in celebration, recounting past endeavours and realised that they still had much in common. Thus it was decided to join forces, united under a new banner of chaos, and so Empyrea was formed, with pride in tradition and strength in refound comradery. ***** Distantly, the leaders of the Cobra Kai Dojo, an ancient kingdom with many experienced soldiers in their ranks, some having come from the great ship of Terminus Est many years previous, and House Stark, a kingdom who preferred peace over war, shown as such by their civilian armies, met in ‘secret’ on the borders of the New Radiant Order to discuss matters that had happened many months ago, before the departure of the Legendary Rozalia. They decided that the most secret places were where random civilians are all around, such as the crowded market place they now found themselves in. Grand Master Betulius of CKD was keen to taste retaliation. "We will not stand by and let our lands be freely raided by the Heavenly Kingdom of Roz Wei. We must retaliate immediately! Would you not agree Master Zeebrus?" "Bzzzzzz" "We should strike their forces whilst the iron is hot. There is not a second to waste!" "Bzzzzzz" was again the agreement. King Zygon of House Stark nodded sagely and pretended to concentrate. All the while dreaming of fields of butterflies, wishing he could be there writing poems instead of leading. A poet must read, not lead afterall. Lord Cypher, who had his head screwed on a bit more (or whatever it is that jacked you into the Matrix) than some of the others present interjected. "But Master Betulius, this happened many months ago, and The Great Rozalia has departed this world. We can certainly attack but shouldn't this have been dealt with much earlier?" "Nonsense!" Was the reply "Bzzzzzz" said Zeebrus King Zygon nodded again and looked at the pretty clouds. As no one else had anything to say they decided to roll out their machines of war (or in HS’s case, make a machine of war first), however before they could even return from the meeting place, a messenger arrived. "The Heavenly Kingdom appears to be no more my Lords! There appears to be another army in those lands and they appear stronger than we previously thought." "How could this have happened so quickly?" Sobbed Betulius, and Zygon nodded, now sitting on the ground and drawing pictures in the dirt. "Bzzzzzz" lamented Zeebrus. However, shortly a second messenger arrived bearing news of an army currently in the process of defeating the forces of AIMers in a land not too distant. The messenger reported that AkAk had been sighted, along with many warlords from Sassania at the head of the charge, carrying a banner depicting Empyrea. "AkAk was The Roz's most trusted Heavenly King, along with equal amounts of armies from both lands. The Heavenly Kingdom must surely live!" Betulius roared, his words echoing round the market, now every eye in the square was turned towards this 'secret' meeting.’ "But this is not even Roz Wei" chipped in another Lord of House Stark. "What reason would we have to go to war with them?" "AkAk is there" was Cypher's response. "Bzzzzz" suggested Zeebrus "Can I write a poem?" Zygon asked, making dust angels on the floor. "James was a member of The Heavenly Kingdom years ago" mused one of the servants, joining the crowd of peasants also trying to get in to the conversation; "As was The Penguin, and Henrich, even though Henrich is no longer on this world." "I care not, he was the one who told the world we didn’t like having to fight. We must prove a point.” said one of the Stark lords, as a dark patch covered the crotch of his trousers. "Then that settles it" agreed Betulius. "We will attack immediately!" The armies being more ready than some (or perhaps Betulius had been in charge of timekeeping), rode out a week later to where the forces of Empyrea were camped. However, their super secret meeting in the crowded marketplace had been overheard (surprisingly) and had already reached The Royalist, warning him of the incoming invasion. The strange creature by the name of ‘Shifty’ had already heard of the news as well, and so sent out many riders to speak out the news. The Empryrean leaders had started discussions on what the next move should be. Many were ready to roll out and catch the incoming armies unaware. Burgermeister Clement; a man of significant age who had lived most of his life serving the Heavenly King, was practically walking on the ceiling, so much was his readiness to defeat the foes. Seeing the incoming armies, the Secretary-General Wulfharth, and Commander Akkara had already built up their militaries and were ready, whilst James (who had just got back from a long holiday to find Queen Vexz’s banners flying on his city gates after he had forgotten to lock them), despite having said he'd give up drinking, took out his hip flask and started banging the table singing war songs badly out of tune. This unholy noise woke Empyrea's resident Kangaroo up, as well as drawing the Chaotical Lord Penguin's attention who decided to start singing Boys to Men classics. Somehow in the chaos, it was decided to await the advancing armies in a nearby valley where they would rain fire on them from above. On arriving at the head of the valley in which the Stark and CKD forces were camped for the night, the Empyrean armies saw the size of their massive foe. However instead of frightening them, it only sought to encourage them further, such was the strong and stalwart nature of the soldiers. Many were eager to spill blood. Without waiting further, the advisor to the gods; Clement charged from the flanks, and the cry of "one in, all in" echoed throughout the valley. Victory seemed to be imminent, however Timekeeper Betulius and Dreamer Zygon seeing their meticulously planned invasion beginning to fail, had other plans. They sent messengers to beg for help from the vast realms of Guardian and The Syndicate Corporation, and Daddy provided, sending one fleet under the command of Admiral Rubi-Ka; a man consumed by the want of wealth whilst Guardian sent huge war machines to the fight. The people of Empyrea fought valiantly, slaying many and still they held their ground. Meanwhile in the Seven Kingdoms, King Brooklyn heard of the events unfolding and in his desire to do something productive he ordered a surprise attack on Empyrea in defence of AIM. So bad was their communication technology in this ancient kingdom they apparently hadn't realised peace with AIM had already been achieved. The disorderly SK armies soon retreated, realising their awful mistake, however thanks to their great numbers of soldiers, the damage had already been done. Not even the Empyreans could hold off such overwhelming forces for long, and were eventually surrounded, though the determination to continue to fight lingered on. As the fighting continued, The Royalist and James XVI met with their opposing leaders in a specially erected tent to seek an outcome. King Zygon, accompanied by Revan, Lord of Selective Memory, stood beneath the banner of House Stark, whilst Timekeeper Betulis and (bz)Zeebrus stood beneath the Cobra Kai banner. Talks began cordially, but soon it seemed clear that the opposing leaders didn’t really realise where they were and began talking amongst themselves. The Royalist tried to steer the subject back to the matter in hand, but so loud was the talking (and Zygon’s humming) that they at first didn’t hear him. The noise died down eventually, as James cleared his throat. The Royalist asked again and this time garnered a response. Zygon, stuck his head out from behind Advanced Rhetoric for Dummies “We will have peace when the war criminal Rozalia is brought to justice” was the reply. “The Heavenly Kingdom must pay for its crimes” After much rolling of eyes from the Empyrean leaders, The Royalist reminded them for the n-teenth time of Rozalia’s departure, however in their Hubris, the opposing side refused to listen and continued on, resulting in a back and forth that went on through the night. Eventually Zygon reached the final page of Advanced Rhetoric for Beginners and presented to the Empyrean’s their terms: The current war would continue to the natural outcome in a few days time, and the forces of Empyrea would present a white flag to House Stark and Cobra Kai. Seeing no other way to regather the Empyrean forces, The Royalist agreed to the terms, and a few days later sent a delivery of a white flag to the conquering forces. The Empyreans returned to the warp. Many carried fresh new scars resulting from their valliant fighting. Far from being a sad group however, a mighty party was thrown that evening celebrating those lost, and welcoming in a new era. Lessons learned, friends and foes discovered, Empyrea as ready and determined as ever before, and keen to leave their mark. tl;dr Peace between Empyrea and House Stark and Cobra Kai Dojo. All wars will continue to expiry, no new wars will be declared. Also some back story and a new chapter of legends or something. As per the peace agreements, Empyrea hereby surrenders to HS/CKD. Apologies for not including this earlier but I was hungry and needed to eat something. Filip's being whiny but yes it was a joint contribution :p

Am I seriously seeing House Stark members create drama in a thread that has a RP story admitting their victory?

There does seem to be a... Stark contrast.

>unwilling to accept defeat Read the TL;DR >making excuse after excuse Only after the first criticism was thrown at them due to bad reading comprehension >if only it was a peace statement or surrender without salt There was no salt initially. Empyrea/RW have a LONG history of posting up overly grandeur RP stories

You're like a low budget shifty. ... want a protectorate?

Bruh, in no way did he characterize any of you in some tasteless and crude manner. It was frickin hilarious and all in good fun. Chill.

The level of stupidity in this thread is astonishing. The best part was the SK slot filling thing, when Empyrea had just attacked their M level ally. Then HS (who I actually like since they have several chill members) calling other people cowards, when they wanted out and were constantly whining about being in the NPO meat-grinder in Ayyslamic Crusade. Don't get cocky just because Guardian and HS have your backs, boys, just be happy with a successful war and move on.

It was a fun war at least for me. Over 200k Elbonians were given salvation from the Divine Bomb. His messenger AkAk will always have a warm, radiant spot in our records of Church History. Hail Messenger AkAk, Messenger of Love and Acceptance. It was fun fighting yall. Hope y'all have a swell rebuild :D.

You had 5 ghosts cause you needed help and then SK came and down declared having like 23 city nations on 13 cities.

I guess you don't read so good?

Ragnarok - Godfury ODoAP Article I: Sovereignty The signatories of this treaty promise not to infringe on the sovereignty of each other, and agree to mutually respect the right to conduct one’s internal affairs without external interference. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories of this treaty guarantee the cessation of any and all forms of hostile activities that may be directed towards each other. Article III: Intelligence The signatories of this treaty agree to share relevant intelligence with the intent of improving the safety and stability of both parties. Article IV: Optional Defense Both parties are encouraged but not obliged to come to each other’s aid in the case of an attack by an external aggressor. Article V: Optional Aggression Should one party decide to pursue aggression against an external party, the other party may join in on the aggression. Article VI: Cancellation 72 hours of notice must be given in the event that either signatory wishes to cancel this treaty. Signed for Ragnarok High King: AddictedBoy Jarl: Nikolash Thane of Diplomacy:Jeremy Graham Signed for GodFury: Basileus: Richard Payne III Basileus Advisor: Michael k Ultra Foreign Affairs Officer: Austin Richards In conclusion, I'd like to add that GodFury is very thankful for Ragnarok being open and friendly with us since the beginning. We have had a PIAT for awhile and it was time to upgrade. With this treaty we have officially recognized eachother as allies and it is my hope that we progress even further in the future. -Basileus of GodFury Richard Payne III

The following was published in a daily newsletter from within Imperium's walls. It is unknown how this publication was released into the international community. Publication: July 24th Citizens and Officials of Imperium Rejoice! Our long awaited efforts to thwart an international business enterprise has finally and successfully been completed. One year ago, we sent agents abroad to buy shares within a market that may not attract much attention to us. We pinpointed a company who's shares remained steady, but showed slight hesitation within growth and prominence of its sector. We slowly purchased up to 30% stock share in this company and infiltrated niches within to develop friendships, relationships, and associations. This company is located within the territorial limits of the Umbrella Corporation. in Stravenger, Norway Mayshell Beauty Inc. As we infiltrate and gather information on Mayshell, its staff, it's capital and management - we seize an opportunity to place an acquisition in purchasing the company. We use the name of one of our investment firms in Imperium and placed a bid for Mayshell Beauty Inc. slightly above market price. Our goal at this moment was not to exactly purchase - although it would have sped things up a bit, but we wanted to provide concern for the market. As the unknown future of the company rose among investors and shareholders, the stock dropped. Current management did not like the price and refused - our investment team completely withdrew from the bidding process and our agents went back to work. It was and has been our intention to destroy this company. Show Umbrella Corp that they are not the only giant conglomeration in the world. We want to take hold, bite down, and suck the life out of Mayshell and market. How better to do it than within the borders of another nation? Your trusted Imperium officials operated our agents. They were tasked with using those relationships created prior to engage in a vote to switch out the current management team and place our own agents within that management structure, stocks continued to fall during these changes. When we through we garnered enough support from the shareholders and investors, we brought the issue forward. We won. The rest is downhill for Umbrella Corp and Mayshell. We successfully initiated the stock and market drop of this company, won over the likeness of many shareholders and investors, while only owning 30% of the Mayshell shares. ->Forced all non-Imperium shareholders to sign a non-sale addendum to their contract. All shareholders would not be able to sell their shares in order to 'promote stability' in our company and within our market. This was a ploy to deter further sales of shares & to allow our agents and 30% holdings to back out, dropping share price even lower. ->Once share price was even lower, we were hit with lawsuits which we quickly evaded by offering to buy out all remaining shareholders which amounted to significantly less than what we bought the company for. ->Once buyout was completed, we fired every non-Imperium employee and closed shares to the public. We also canceled pensions as reasons why they were fired were provided which made any pension plans null. ->After the successful buyout and cleaning was made, we liquefied all assets belonging to the company, all the way down to the staplers. Ended up making our acquisition capital back plus a ton more. We shuddered the doors, sent most of our agents back home and now operate a fully fledged Investment Firm from within the laws of another nation! It is only a matter of time before Umbrella Corp realizes what hit them and we expect much retribution to come our way. For now, we will take this victory - how naive is the rest of the world if one of the most powerful companies and nations allowed this to happen without fail from within their own borders. Granted, we operated a very thin legal path during the process, but legal nonetheless. Rejoice Citizens and Officials of Imperium. Rejoice! Mayshell Beauty Inc is Dead. Our name is not synonymous with power, strength, and faith!

This thread now be like

Got to admit i'm entertained by the empyreans/empyrea apologists who are claiming "OMG SALT OMG LOL OMG IT WAS JUST LORE OMG LOL". Yes. It was just lore- a roleplayed (political) declaration from the government of empyrea which directly insulted the in-character entities House Stark and CKD and arguably did not meet the in-character agreement made between House Stark, CKD and Empyrea. CKD/HS therefore rightfully approach the IC post with IC scepticism. This is how these games work. Turning that around on them and being "OMG LOLOLOLOL SALT" memelords does not really do much other than make you look like you are entirely incompetent of politics. Here's the thing: You chose to seek the boundaries and use the opportunity to prod and poke you adversaries in your roleplay (imo, in a far less eloquent or subtle manner as roz used to do). That's great- have fun with it. But don't whine when it leads to a reaction. That's the risk you take and if it occurs you should bear it in-character, rather than retreating to "OMG SORE WINNERS LOLOLOL" arguments. ..tl;dr, git gud

Nooooooooo Piggy, why????? ?

Actually hella surprised 9th circuit ruled in favor of open carry considering how incredibly liberal it is heh

Fair enough, look forward to the next war if you go that route. :3

i love you all but... lmao nobody has ever gotten this angry over a surrender since Trail of Tiers when EMC had to say IQ was honorable or whatever...y'all cant be made happy also nobody cares about what you think because you aren't in a position of power thanks in this world roz wei makes cool RP stories and people dont get their panties in a wad about it

but I'm both a micro and an old fart

Jesus christ. The number of people unable to understand a joke and proceed to whine and !@#$ over it is staggering. "We won an overwhelming victory and even though they admitted like we asked they also in that same RP post made numerous jokes directed at us! This is ridiculous they aren't abiding by the terms what sore losers how dare they 'insult' us in a banner perfectly normal and befitting of their alliances history and style! we won don't have to be able to take jokes." How many times does Empryea have to say to you in this thread "You kicked our asses" before those of you being sore losers, whining about an RP'd alliance announcement (which, shouldn't we be encouraging those?), will finally apply some ice to those clearly hurt buttocks of yours. Maybe next time, specify that they must admit defeat while being entirely respectful to you and must show you beforehand. Or, just deal with the fact that your opponent had more wit than an expired slice of ham and be happy about that. This, this is what we should be angry about. This was awful.

Take a step back and relax about the whole 'honor of your alliance' thing. The story was posted in the style of Roz Wei, all in good fun, to fit into the overall legend of Roz. I can't believe you guys are actually upset by an alliance admitting defeat & throwing up the white flag while portraying their own alliance in the best possible light in a fictional story. Post your own story if you don't like ours. Have some fun. The vitriol, publicly and privately, is hard to understand. I don't know, you guys might be wound too tightly for 'this world'. I honesty just assume you didn't read the whole original post? (before James edited it) because the white flag stuff was in there and if you read that I don't understand how you can accuse us of not holding up our side of the deal (unless you somehow don't understand the reference to raising the white flag?) Strange stuff.

TBH I'm pretty sure that the OP is just lore and shitposting, and I can get behind both of those things.

On an unrelated note to the politics of the situation I'm happy to see more RP, so yay for that

>Not understanding how RW declared peace/war >getting mad at this thread. Its like complaining SK post unintelligible scroll announcements.

Sounds to me like the the Stark and Cobra are still discussing peace among themselves in the marketplace. XD Thumbs up for triggering the ones you just peaced by having fun writing a story. Finally some role-play and plot to Rozalia's legacy, Empyrea.

Where’s my credit? Happy reading to all.

Last Tuesday at 2236 I received a message on Discord. EvilPiggyFooFoo - Last Tuesday at 10:36 PM O/ Sorry. GL. Have been a fun ride (edited) Since then, the nation of Piglantia has been inactive, messages are going unanswered and Piggy is no longer on Discord. I spoke with KT, Piggy's most recent home, and they could not provide anything further on the quick departure either. Piggy has been a great friend to me through immense ups and insane downs. Piggy is the type of player you won't ever forget and I don't know if Piggy will see this message, but I wish you luck in whatever path you travel in RL. If you come back - reach out, you always have a friend here. Thanks for being awesome. o/

The young Emporer ascends to the podium, an air of confidence and authority maintained as he walks. Despite only being 23, be seems the young Emporer walks and speaks as if he believed he could not fail. "We are seeking to pay for the design and production of an aircraft carrier with the focus of speed and power projection. The carrier must have anti-air and anti ballistic missile capabilities as well. Additionally, we will be conduction freedom of navigation missions around Tokyo, protesting Umbrellas occupation of the province." The Japanese Empire would order the construction of 8 more Shinuya class BMS, 5 more Atago Destroyers, 9 more Oyashiro Attack Subs, 9 more Formidable Frigates, 100 more F-22s, and a gradual increase of all missiles. The overall cost of the increase would be 73.4 billion credits of the 232 billion credits allocated to defense. With8% allocated towards maintenance, the rest would be focused on research and development. .:Classified:. A squadron of F-22s mixed with F-16s would fly up to 20 kms within the Umbrella border around Tokyo before flying out. The Japanese Maritime Self Defense Forces would sail a destroyer into umbrella waters to further protest their claim. Finally, 11 Umbrella security officials would be sanctioned, and their assets in the nation frozen, until Umbrella agreed to meet with the Japanese Regime.

Good luck to you guys.

"How goes your MDP? The Golden Horde has an invested interest in both. We offer marriage counseling." oof

I can't even be mad. This is great.

Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and PnW ain't shitty

As site A and C turn to smoke, the Umbrella Security Service enacts martial law, closing all access to the road. UBCS squads will patrol the streets, while Umbrella Security Service teams checked every buildings nearby that these 8 criminals went. To ensure the safety of the remaining water treatment plant, site b, the area will be guarded by Anti-personnel vehicles and Mobile Anti-Air ground vehicles. Umbrella High Command is also worried about the Electric grid, so to ensure the safety, they have posted UBCS squads at each substation and closed all entrances leading towards the Tokyo Nuclear Fission Power Plant. Helicopters shall patrol the property of this power plant while UBCS teams patrol the ground. The 12 agents caught have been arrested, however, 9 died from unknown cause, while the remaining 3 were stripped searched and changed into prisoner clothing before being flown to an undisclosed island nearby. USS Interrogators await to start interrogation process, and has been authorized to use any means necessary.

:Classified: Umbrella Security Services Office in Tokyo Debriefing White Queen: Twenty suspicious visitors have entered via the Port Authorities, and the databanks does not show then giving proper identifications. Officer Jones is seen taking a briefcase, presumed to be money and allows them access. I have already sent men to arrest him for accepting Bribe money. USS office in Stockholm has declared these 20 visistors a Corporate risk and must be detained. 50 USS agents are enroute to arrest and interrogate them. If found they are working for a government or a different corporate, they will be executed. These are the orders from High Command. Then the White Queen cuts her projection and goes back to observing data. Tokyo, outskirts of the water treatment plant site B The agents rushed to the area to find these visitors attempting to cross the electrified barbed wire fence, there seems to be 12 agents at this location, which is the largest water treatment plant for Tokyo, and has not discovered any signs of the others. They can only assume they split up to go towards Site A and Site C. "We have you surrounded, put your hands in the air and drop your weapons, we will shoot if you make any sudden movements!" A USS Agent screams, while a helicopter flies above, pointing a spotlight on the group. "We can do this the hard way, or the easy way."

That’s not very dynamic

Umbrella Tokyo Inc. Public Statement The Umbrella Tokyo Inc., was attacked by the Japanese Armed Forces inside Tokyo today. They destroyed a Civilian-use Drone used to scan for anomalies in the area. We are saddened and hurt by the Japanese aggression towards us, however we shall not pursue a military confrontation over this incident. Umbrella Upper Management in Sweden are sending the Japanese Government a bill to repay the damage of Umbrella property and failure to pay will resort to further legal actions available to the Umbrella Corporation.

"This is Delta Squad, we are in position, Site A has Japanese authorities, moving Umbrella hardware, and Wolfganf has reported the same for Site B. No eyes on Site c, please advise a high Command." Delta Squad leader asked, awaiting orders. "This is high command, kill all Japanese authorities and destroy the targets. Leave no evidence of your involvement. Tell Wolfgang their objective is the same, and a Drone Strike will eliminate Site C." High Command gave their orders. "Wolfgang, kill all officials and destroy your targets. If you are compromised, Protocol 6.5 shall be enacted, and you will use your tooth capsule to effectively end your employment with Umbrella and shall be erased from history. Delta Team moving out." - Delta Squad leader. Delta and Wolfganf start their assualt...

Ok who's gonna copy us next? s/

Umbrella Tokyo Inc. Management debriefing "We have gotten word that 11 Umbrella Security Services officials have been sanctioned, and their assets have been frozen. The total loss of this asset is 2.5 million, which we consider a huge loss from our annual budget, however Management in Stockholm has forbidden to allow our management team to enter the negotiations room with the Japanese government. Unfortunately, some assets held sensitive data. Umbrella Security Services High Command has ordered Delta and Wolfgang to infiltrate three key locations inside Japan to destroy the documents held in Umbrella held property inside Japan, which, we can only assume have went silent shortly after the Japanese froze our assets. Failure of these teams will result in three Drone Strikes to destroy these facilities, however we wish to not resort to those tactics. Any questions," the Tokyo Chief Executive Officer asked. "Why are these documents considered sensitive? Do they have data concerning our military movement or projects too sensitive for the public," asked a female Board of Directors of Umbrella Tokyo Inc. "That is classified, even to me. I have no knowledge of these documents, the parent company constructed and kept these operating under them, and kept me out of the loop, however, they deem these documents to be very sensitive and must be destroyed." Umbrella Security Services Tokyo Main Building Warning: Unidentified Aircraft detected coming towards the land border, activating SAM sites 1, 2, 15, and 16, awaiting for aircraft to get in communications range to send warning to turn around. Umbrella Security Air Services do not have any Military grade Jets nearby, all down for maintenance. Error: Protocols require USAS in the air, activating emergency protocol sequence 2.1, SAM Sites are locking in on the targets, Site locations are only authorized to fire if the unidentified aircraft crosses the border and refuses to turn around or land. Umbrella Naval Services are currently unable to detect any movement in our waters.

Guys, guys, Let Zygon's be bygones. This is the first step to enlightment and reducing sodium intake.

Seriously. I guess your responses explain some things from the past couple of weeks.

Is your brain broken?

I've reviewed you claim. Being that the previous warn fell in line with the 2 points warn that you received shortly after, I made the executive decision to revoke the never expiring warn from your account. Don't say I never gave ya anything.

>ET needs to kick inactives >The Illuminati goes inactive

This may be one of the first wars that postpones a disbandment instead of causing it.

Day 21 The sun is hot and my water is all gone, i never should of let Joe run off with half of the supplies. I dont think i can last much longer tell my xbox i love her