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<ni431> oh my

<ni431> something moved in my pants

<Kurdanak[Rose]> sorry, that was me

<Kurdanak[Rose]> carry on

* jack3top slaps Melisandre around with a large fishing trout

<Melisandre> The !@#$ was that for

<Melisandre> Noeryu was showing you porn, not me

<jack3top> for raping me just now

 

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I'm just finding it amusing that people think it's a big deal to leak Cobalt's government posts.

 

That's like stealing a single piece of bubblegum and bragging about it to your friends right outside the door before you pedal off on your bikes with training wheels still attached.

Tunnel Snakes rule!

 

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you guys sure were confident

 

We regularly clear out and remove old announcements, and announcements that are no longer on topic. Since my resuming leadership, I now archive them prior to removing them. Here is a list of each announcement I've archived.

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-13_regarding_ansoms_theft.png2016-02-13 Regarding Ansom's Bank Theft
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-12_do_you_want_150m_peace.png2016-02-12 Do you want to pay Arrgh $150m for peace
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-11_request_your_funding.png2016-02-11 Request your funding
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-09_about_the_forums.png2016-02-09 About the forums
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_open_seaon_on_arrgh.png2016-02-08 Open Season on Arrgh
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_draft_agenda_for_mtg.png2016-02-08 Draft Agenda for Staff Meeting
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_100_tax_change.png2016-02-08 100% tax change
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_bet_resigns.png2016-02-07 Betulius Resigns, Grealind returns as Potentate
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_income_tax_raised.png2016-02-07 Income Tax Raised
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_welcome_everyone_from_os.png2016-02-07 Welcome everyone from OS
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-31_betulius_ama_thread.png2016-01-31 Betulius AMA thread
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-28_prepare_for_war.png2016-01-28 Prepare for War
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-22_nation_audit.png2016-01-22 Nation Audit
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-05_get_on_irc.png2016-01-05 Get on IRC & Get Paid
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2015-11-27_unified_military_thread.png2015-11-27 Unified Military Thread
https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2015-11-17_peacetime_build_guide.png2015-11-17 Peace Time Build Guide

Do I win? I keep telling y'all that we don't have opsec... why does no one believe me?

Intriguing

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We regularly clear out and remove old announcements, and announcements that are no longer on topic. Since my resuming leadership, I now archive them prior to removing them. Here is a list of each announcement I've archived.

 

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-13_regarding_ansoms_theft.png2016-02-13 Regarding Ansom's Bank Theft

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-12_do_you_want_150m_peace.png2016-02-12 Do you want to pay Arrgh $150m for peace

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-11_request_your_funding.png2016-02-11 Request your funding

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-09_about_the_forums.png2016-02-09 About the forums

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_open_seaon_on_arrgh.png2016-02-08 Open Season on Arrgh

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_draft_agenda_for_mtg.png2016-02-08 Draft Agenda for Staff Meeting

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_100_tax_change.png2016-02-08 100% tax change

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_bet_resigns.png2016-02-07 Betulius Resigns, Grealind returns as Potentate

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_income_tax_raised.png2016-02-07 Income Tax Raised

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_welcome_everyone_from_os.png2016-02-07 Welcome everyone from OS

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-31_betulius_ama_thread.png2016-01-31 Betulius AMA thread

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-28_prepare_for_war.png2016-01-28 Prepare for War

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-22_nation_audit.png2016-01-22 Nation Audit

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-05_get_on_irc.png2016-01-05 Get on IRC & Get Paid

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2015-11-27_unified_military_thread.png2015-11-27 Unified Military Thread

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2015-11-17_peacetime_build_guide.png2015-11-17 Peace Time Build Guide

 

Do I win? I keep telling y'all that we don't have opsec... why does no one believe me?

 

God I wish I had your leadership abilities and cunning economic genius. Along with your insanity. Which I think is misdiagnosed. 

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We regularly clear out and remove old announcements, and announcements that are no longer on topic. Since my resuming leadership, I now archive them prior to removing them. Here is a list of each announcement I've archived.

 

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-13_regarding_ansoms_theft.png2016-02-13 Regarding Ansom's Bank Theft

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-12_do_you_want_150m_peace.png2016-02-12 Do you want to pay Arrgh $150m for peace

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-11_request_your_funding.png2016-02-11 Request your funding

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-09_about_the_forums.png2016-02-09 About the forums

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_open_seaon_on_arrgh.png2016-02-08 Open Season on Arrgh

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_draft_agenda_for_mtg.png2016-02-08 Draft Agenda for Staff Meeting

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-08_100_tax_change.png2016-02-08 100% tax change

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_bet_resigns.png2016-02-07 Betulius Resigns, Grealind returns as Potentate

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_income_tax_raised.png2016-02-07 Income Tax Raised

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-02-07_welcome_everyone_from_os.png2016-02-07 Welcome everyone from OS

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-31_betulius_ama_thread.png2016-01-31 Betulius AMA thread

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-28_prepare_for_war.png2016-01-28 Prepare for War

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-22_nation_audit.png2016-01-22 Nation Audit

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2016-01-05_get_on_irc.png2016-01-05 Get on IRC & Get Paid

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2015-11-27_unified_military_thread.png2015-11-27 Unified Military Thread

https://cobalt.click/media/announcements/2015-11-17_peacetime_build_guide.png2015-11-17 Peace Time Build Guide

 

Do I win? I keep telling y'all that we don't have opsec... why does no one believe me?

Thanks for posting your most relevant announcement which is obviously "Peace Time Build Guide"

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Interesting I suppose.
 

Robert Ap Loan: "I am no expert at Mathematics. I have less skills than George Osborne".


Osborne is the man who after telling a child he was good at Maths refused to answer his question of what 7 x 8 was. Then again he is a Tory so perhaps even simple questions get instinctively dodged. Still, don't sell yourself short mate.

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As many of you know OS merged into Cobalt, and many Os members have already been fleeing for their lives, realizing how crazy Grealind is. I will quickly address that Grealind's cancellation on Celestial Union was due to me exposing his constant lying to OS members in a group chat, and being Grealind is a manipulating son of a !@#$, anyone who was not in favor of his horse shit was kicked out of that chat. Grealind owes me a lump some of 500 mil which I likely won't ever get to see as a "Sign bonus." Grealind also failed to mention before the merge that they were having hostilities with arrgh, this resulted in any and all members transferring to become target practice and raid targets for Arrgh. Grealind soon began getting caught up in lies, with many thing being exposed in a group chat about shit he was pulling, his response was to kick any and all people who detested what he had done, this included people who were considered members. Grealind also says Cobalt is transparent again so allow me to leak an annoucement that was posted a little while ago, because I am ansom, king of leaks

I want to bring everyone up to speed on what's going on regarding the Anti-Piracy War, aka the Pest Control Program. It may look like I haven't been doing much if anything, and I do apologize for that appearance. I'm happy to report the following:
 
1. North American Confederacy, an alliance I have worked with for years both in this game and others, are seeing some successes in their fighting, and will be experiencing even further success in the near future.
2. United Purple Nations, another alliance I have worked with for about five years across four different games, are gearing up to take some swings at Arrgh. Incidentally, they are the #1 alliance in this game right now.
3. Viridian Entente, the #2 alliance in the game and former OS ODP allies, as well as informally our friends, are preparing to relay some terms to Arrgh. Should they not be met, VE is prepared to enter the fray themselves.
 
The terms:
1. Arrgh signs a 6-month NAP (Non-Aggression Pact) with both NAC and ourselves. VE will act as guarantor, and should Arrgh breach these terms, VE will militarily intervene. Violations will result in a $10m penalty for each ground, air, sea, missile, spy, or nuclear attack. So basically 3 ground attacks = $30 million. If Arrgh decides to get froggy and mass-raid us, then VE will obliterate them.
2. Arrgh will pay us the $150 million that they owe us from the previous conflicts.
3. Arrgh will pay us the $25 million that we sent to NAC to help get them sorted out.
4. NAC will post the announcement (which allows us to return to avoiding the OWF like we've done before)
5. All wars will be terminated.
 
Please note that these terms have been conveyed to Arrgh, but as of yet they have not been accepted by Arrgh. Arrgh's position grows weaker every day, and especially in light of the reinforcements that we're bringing in, the above is really the best they're going to get.

 

 

>Trying this hard.

>Still almost no one caring.

 

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This turned out to be a fun thread. Toot.gif

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This turned out to be a fun thread. Toot.gif

You don't say :/

<&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT

<blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life

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Who's going to step up and fill Ansom's big, shitposting shoes?

It's my birthday today, and I'm 33!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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