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Announcement from the Church of Atom Gluttony is a sin, any believer in Atom would not deny this. Many in Orbis are great committers of this sin. You hide behind fat alliances, you participate in one round of war and then buy out of range so you don't have to fight. But what is greater than this sin? What could anger Atom so? Those who would whisper into others' ears, in hopes of coaxing more sin! It was Morf who suggested an alliance between Ro$e and HW. So it is Morf who brings fire upon his house! tl;dr: CoA declares war on TKR "I mean what's the worst that can happen, our infra is gone who cares? We just rebuild" -Casty

“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” -George Washington After our departure of Clock and rebranding to Hand of Farm, we set our sights on our fields and aimed to provide Orbis with the best crops imaginable. Within several weeks we found ourselves wondering how spheres could live with all the boredom that growth brought. Immediately it was realized how pathetic we were, standing around growing with no action or excitement. Orbis needed us. Reigning havoc is our obligation. We let the fields dry up and gathered our equipment while the onlookers tucked their tails in and militarized in response, knowing what we were capable of. All except Haunted Mansion and The Johnsons. We had heard about some ghostbusters who took care of business in the Haunted Mansion but to be sure they did their job and weren’t a typical failure, we had to check to make sure. Certainly enough, we left disappointed after the quick raid. There we not only no ghosts but no signs of life anywhere, only dust left around the mansion. So now we find ourselves looking at the other party that took care of business. The party who found themselves not militarizing because no one would dare hit The Mighty Johnsons. However, we specialize in size and we have the mightiest Johnson of all, the Horsecock. Maybe next time they’ll be smart enough to militarize instead of letting the world happen around them. Always be prepared.

Tell the world why you really hit us - our overall score reached perfection and you couldn't handle it .

Damn, CoA - fair swipe for Best PR Move of 2022, I gotta admit (I would still say the same if we got hit lol).

Uhh, hello? Based Department?

Hodor?

A lot of people were upset by the HollyRo$e treaty but they've only spoken and debated. They say actions speak louder than words, and CoA has definitely made my ears bleed with the volume of their message. Major respect to CoA and their giant balls of steel. Best of luck to all parties involved, remember to have fun!

remember fellas, it's not always about the size of the johnson. sometimes they just care about personality.

Tbf, I can totally buy that James doesn't know who Celestial is.

Bruh, we always fight. I don't know what you're smoking. Bring it on.

Oh god, I'm denser than a block of solid osmium sometimes. I'll never live this down. Well, hope everyone has fun. It's just a game, no hard feelings.

Clearly Church of Atom was threatened by how close our nuke stockpile is to theirs so they declared war on The Knights Radiant to address the issue by...... diminishing...... theirs......? Good luck in the war y'all : let the nukes fly. tl;dr: TKR recognizes hostilities with CoA

I mean, when you complain about getting hit and then say you're happy you got hit in the same post, you just look kinda silly. If you were so bored, there's many things you could have done. Instead you signed a big boring inter-bloc treaty to try to prevent fun.

This is dangerously based. All the best burning those pixels!

A forthcoming project has been planned called Fallout Shelter: While this is a nice project, having it as an additional project may nerf nukes to the point of semi-irrelevance. I would like to suggest that the Fallout shelter is not buildable if a Vital Defense System (VDS) is also built. This allows a choice between low chance of blocking or a lower but guaranteed protection.

I got promoted yay. A few delicious notes of Irony here. 1). I'm not leader of TKR, nor have I ever been? 2). You sure have an interesting perspective of events that you weren't in the room for. 3). Is this because we(hollywood) said no to you asking us less than a week ago to hit Celestial with you? Thanks for the entertainment though. We really were getting bored.

With the HollyRo$e MDP treaty as a deterrent, I simply don't understand how this could've happened. It was supposed to scare low infra nukers away, post war, not invite them to hit even more high infra targets; come on CoA, DoN't YoU gEt It?

I couldn't make it any bigger Enjoy war. Unfortunately nobody is in my range.

This time next year aight

TFW people don’t realize that this is a fake war to give us an excuse to fully militarize and lose some infra before hitting Celestial.

You're just jealous that I referred to Vexz as Mommy Vexz, and have given you no such title.

Never thought I'd see the day you complained about an alliance having an active and engaged membership.

We here at the Church of Atom look forward to sensual experience with The Knights Radiant, and would remind them to PUMP IT UP

Good luck boys and girls, enjoy getting the chance to raise your nuke eaten stats.

I don't think there any salt at all (from anyone), but the TKR Online Defense Force was quick to hop in here.

oh good this isn't for the raid DM I forgot to reply to

Heck. The PnW forums and TKR high gov chat in Slack look way too similar after having a little vodka.

I used to get called Mama Adrienne by Roq so no, I'm good haha.

Funny how none of the salt in the thread of a DoW against TKR is coming from TKR... 🙄

Ya'll just made my day. Thanks for donating your pixels.

Wdym? There was no war.

Look, I've always thought the mechanics for color blocs are... bad. And owning a color was always a bit dumb. Moving ppl off color blocs is often not economically justified, in which case you are doing it for political reasons. But that's what color blocs were added to the game for, and that's what's done to green... wtf is with the comical double standard? Also, btw, green is max, and if it drops, there are 72 nations <c20 on green. Maybe your understanding of the score of spies and game mechanics in general is lacking, but "forcing" Aurora off green wouldn't be because they are tanking the revenue. Aurora notably has a training alliance and their low tier is on another color. So.. do you just want an excuse to be as petty as you are accusing others of.

EDIT: This post was a bit of a cluster-f. TL;DR: Fortify should ask the user what to fortify against (air, land, sea). If user fortifies against air, and opponent uses air-strike, then the attack will be severely nerfed.

Are you sure about that?

Funny. It's almost like I'm not the only person in Hollywood.

I never asked you to hit celestial with us?

Read again. There are definitely people who do worse on the pixel hugging than TKR, the part that distinguishes TKR from the rest is your leader proposed a treaty between the two largest spheres in the game while everyone else was fighting. I'll conceded GG are much worse offenders on the pixel hugging front than TKR.

Still waiting for the blitz 😞

Burn those pixels and throw Orbis into an age of endless radiation! Praise to be Atom!

Does this mean we can invest at Penumbra Banking Corporation again?

Supreme Johnsons victory

L + Ratio

It seems we have a discrepancy, interesting - who wants to log dump first?? seems to be all the rage lately 😏

That's exactly my point, it's supposed to be the next level up. There should be at least a 200-300M difference in price for something that requires the prior project.