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Crime. What is crime on this godforsaken planet we inhabit? Orbis? Is it an act of violence? Is it an act of defiance? I guess it depends where you are in Orbis. As for us? We live on The Street. The only crimes here are not learning your lessons and not paying attention to the letter of the day. It's hard being a muppet. Society looking down at you for the texture of your surface, not for the content of your stuffing. But we have each other and we have The Street - and when you have The Street, you're free. The Street AA Page The Street's Discord

Pact of the Chocolate Seas Article I: The Lost Empire and Chocolate Castle (hereafter referred to as signatories) agree to a state of peace between both parties. No acts of aggression such as poaching, manipulation or lying to will be permitted. Article II: The Empire vows to protect the seas, the Chocolate Legion vows to protect the land. Both signatories will come to each others aid in case of third party aggression. Article III: Should either signatory wish to engage offensively against a third party, the other signatory may join if they wish to. Article IV: Should either signatory be forced to cease war efforts while in aid of the other, the remaining party will have to respect the decision and wish good luck in their rebuild. Article V: This treaty may be modified in any way with the unanimous agreement of both signatories. Article VI: Should either signatory wish to withdraw from this agreement, they can do so unilaterally under the condition of a 72 hour notice period, during which this agreement will remain in full effect. Signatures: The Lost Empire: Ocean Master Putmir Imperia Dullard Legatus of FA Xi Jinping Chocolate Castle: Popess Menhera Queen Lossi tl;dr TLE and CC enter a MDoAP

Releasing this so that ppl can shut up and stop arguing about who tiers in what and which alliances count for what and is an alliance a part of a coalition or not 🙃 Lemme give a quick rundown of how to work with this before I post a link: Step 1: Make a copy. Feel free to make another or copy-paste values whenever the sheet is updated. Tab 1: Lists all active (logged on in past 30 days, includes VM) nations sorted by score. I update this manually cuz I'm lazy lol Tab 2: Lists all alliances in the top 100. Ordering of the list is also manually updated. I have a manual preset of affiliation rn that you can go off of. There's a dropdown menu for what coalition each alliance is affiliated with that you can change (colored yellow): Tab 3: Lists all coalitions with their aggregated sums. Should be straightforward enough to sort this list. Every tier is colored according to which has the most and least members tiered in that range. Tab 4: You can aggregate coalitions together here in order to simulate tiering in a global war. Enter "A" or "B" in the yellow cells. Here's a garbage random example: Tab 5: Same thing as tab 3 but with everyone C1-10 removed. Tab 6: Same thing as tab 4 but with everyone C1-10 removed. Tab 7: City-by-city comparison of all alliances. Tab 8: City-by-city comparison of all coalitions. There's a pretty graph at the bottom where you can compare two. Just enter which ones in the yellow boxes and you get something like this: And finally, here's the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Tl9pXdAnD11o-2rLHfThK6wcoTsvF5wmM2xWHzpRnNc/ Please let me know if you are experiencing any technical difficulties or if you would like to see features added!

Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics and The Street have agreed to a non-chaining MDP with the following terms: Article 1: Learning about sharing Both Parties agree to share information relevant to each other and understand that cooperation is important for the success of both alliances. Article 2: That’s a Red Panda not a Puppet Both parties agree not to interfere with the independence of the other and to respect each other’s sovereignty. Article 3: The Count-er Both Parties agree to come to the defense of the other if they are the victim of outside aggression Article 4: Hands off your Johnson Both Parties agree that this MDP will be non-chaining and that each member will not be required to join larger conflicts that do not concern them . Article 5: Orbis needs more rap battles Both Parties agree that Orbis needs more rap battles and to rectify this serious issue. Article 6: 72 hour cancellation notice No need to explain this :0 Signatures for ASM: Bird Shorten, General Secretary of Foreign Affairs and potential emu Signatures for The Street: Hellmo, Kingpin of The Street and soup dealer

hobo train, soup kitchen, living on the street... some things never change

Church of Atom, The Street, ASM, and Rose in one sphere? CATS ASMR IS BACK BABY honestly, incredible luck, this is way less complicated than the previous plan of CAT$ ASMR.

In a game where stats and figures are of interest, I believe a filter should be added to the "Alliance Search" Page. Filter by "GDP". Allows for economic comparison of alliances without having to use a bot. Shouldn't be too hard to add. Thanks, Kosta.

Congrats gang. Have fun in the Club. Never forget how hard Oscar goes.

Word on the Street is that we’re the coolest. Can confirm. Krazy Kerm out ✌️

Sees Gura in the OP....This is the single greatest treaty in PnW history!!! Glad to see two amazing alliances working together, you guys rock!

There are a lot of drugs used in the decision making of our alliance

Congrats, ya hooligans!

Dont make me go full Pulp Muppet on your ass

The Street is hot

I found y'all's official anthem. Enjoy! Here is something else to enjoy.

As the old saying goes, Sharing is Communism Caring. Rewarded ads, ever heard of em? I have... and I am way too lazy to click a button 25 times. My Slave Our tech guy (@Scatheon/@Scatheon aka Blast) worked on a little script that fully automated watching 25 rewarded ads a day. Now before you worry, dont worry, it passes Alex's Regulations: All you gotta do is have a separate window (not tab!) of your browser running the script while you do stuff on your main window (or are not doing anything on your computer), though I would recommend muting the tab. Headover to this site for the script: https://valyrianfreehold.com/bookmarklets/index5.html Blast/Scatheon made a little tutorial video for all you lost birdies: Enjoy the $2m!

Congrats guys!

Daddy Sphere forever!!

Congratulations on the tie.

Fo’ shizzle

I like ur logo

Hehe, now TO has two love triangles.

CONGRATULATIONS 😃

DISBAND!

Where’s the tldr

Happy to be working with you guys! 😄

Good luck guys!

Just to be clear. Request validation is the ad service's problem, so dealing with this is their problem not alex's and he has more important places to devote his time. If you get blacklisted by them or whatever that is equally not alex's problem.

No

Congratz to both sides!

Based, good luck y’all!

Goodluck. Best wishes

Best of luck with your alliance!

So when people say "he/she's for the streets" they mean they just end up applying to join you? Congrats on existing! 🥳 Btw we'll declare war on you if your offshore or training alliance isn't called The Hood

Congrats y'all! 🎊

Had a few people ask about whether the script is gonna install viruses on their computer, so I figured I'd break things down for you. You can inspect the link in Chrome by right clicking it, then clicking `Inspect element`. Inside the href attribute is the following code: javascript:(function()%7Bconst%20%24adButton%20%3D%20%24('%23btnAds')%3B%20%0Aconst%20%24adCounter%20%3D%20%24('%23rewarded_ads_watched_today')%3B%0Aconst%20getCurrentAdCount%20%3D%20()%20%3D%3E%20parseInt(%24adCounter.text().trim()%2C%2010)%3B%0Alet%20clicks%20%3D%20getCurrentAdCount()%3B%0Alet%20warningShown%20%3D%20false%3B%0A%0Aconst%20timer%20%3D%20setInterval(()%20%3D%3E%20%7B%0A%20%20%2F%2F%20we%20hit%20the%20daily%20ad%20limit%2C%20quit%20forever%0A%20%20if%20(clicks%20%3E%3D%2025)%20%7B%0A%20%20%20%20clearInterval(timer)%3B%0A%20%20%20%20alert(%22All%20done.%20Scatheon%2FBlast%20says%20hi.%22)%3B%0A%20%20%20%20return%3B%0A%20%20%7D%0A%0A%20%20%2F%2F%20the%20ad%20button%20is%20still%20hidden%2C%20quit%20this%20interval%20and%20try%20again%20in%201%20second%0A%20%20if%20(!%24adButton.is('%3Avisible'))%20%7B%0A%20%20%20%20return%3B%0A%20%20%7D%0A%0A%20%20%2F%2F%20the%20server%20isn't%20tracking%20ads%20at%20the%20same%20rate%20we%20are%20anymore%0A%20%20if%20(!warningShown%20%26%26%20clicks%20!%3D%3D%20getCurrentAdCount())%20%7B%0A%20%20%20%20alert(%60Did%20the%20daily%20update%20happen%3F%20Clicks%20(%24%7Bclicks%7D)%20are%20getting%20out%20of%20sync%20with%20what%20the%20server%20is%20reporting%20(%24%7BgetCurrentAdCount()%7D).%20Refresh%20and%20retry%20recommended.%60)%3B%0A%20%20%20%20warningShown%20%3D%20true%3B%0A%20%20%7D%0A%0A%20%20%24adButton.trigger('click')%3B%0A%20%20clicks%20%2B%3D%201%3B%0A%7D%2C%201000)%3B%7D)()%3B The `javascript:` at the start of the code indicates to the browser that the anchor tag is meant to execute JavaScript rather than navigate to a URL. It also has a bunch of URL-encoded characters. If you use a URL decoder, like this one that I just googled, you get the following. I cleaned up some of the spacing a bit, but it's otherwise exactly as it came from the decoder website: (function () { const $adButton = $('#btnAds'); const $adCounter = $('#rewarded_ads_watched_today'); const getCurrentAdCount = () => parseInt($adCounter.text().trim(), 10); let clicks = getCurrentAdCount(); let warningShown = false; const timer = setInterval(() => { // we hit the daily ad limit, quit forever if (clicks >= 25) { clearInterval(timer); alert("All done. Scatheon/Blast says hi."); return; } // the ad button is still hidden, quit this interval and try again in 1 second if (!$adButton.is(':visible')) { return; } // the server isn't tracking ads at the same rate we are anymore if (!warningShown && clicks !== getCurrentAdCount()) { alert(`Did the daily update happen? Clicks (${clicks}) are getting out of sync with what the server is reporting (${getCurrentAdCount()}). Refresh and retry recommended.`); warningShown = true; } $adButton.trigger('click'); clicks += 1; }, 1000); })(); The code itself is honestly really simple. It's literally just checking every second whether the button is visible, then clicking it when it is. It also does its best to stop once 25 ads have been watched. The only time that doesn't happen is when the daily update occurs, but it'll also try to track for that and alert you when it happens.

Light mode gets a downvote.

What?

lol, "Alex can I automate giving you ad revenue?" Alex:

The baseline is, both capitalism and communism is shit. Both systems are prone to endemic corruption and the unmitigated oppression of the people. Who have no freedoms and say in how they want things done. The more authoritarian a state, the worse it gets, especially in places like the USSR and the CCP. Where you have tales of 'collectivisation' and 'The Great Leap forwards', where even my own mother can recount to me tales of her own relatives starving to death, and tales from her grandparents of the horrors of the 2nd Sino-Japanese war and the subsequent civil war. No matter which regime had power in their region the peasants, the masses were still oppressed and abused for their labour. Be it the Warlords of Yunnan, then the Japanese, then the Nationalists and finally the communists. Each and every time, they simply stole their hard earned food, raped all the females and stole all their possessions. All for their 'righteous' cause, when at the end of the day, it was simply a change from one abusive system to another, nothing would change for the peasants of China except which ever faceless leader they had to worship and the colour of their flag. It is a fact that both capitalist and communist systems caused millions to die, only now that the majority of communist systems have fallen, that the west has taken upon most of the culling of the vulnerable. Even now, the CCP actively commits genocide, and the West exploits Africa to oblivion. Eitherway it isn't a question of left and right, it's a question of freedom, of throwing off the yokes of hidden or outright oppression. The people are forced to live in relative squalor for the needs of that 1%. Because it isn't a democracy, choosing between the labour and conservative parties when both are hypocritical, out of touch bastards in their 5 mansions. Democracy has devolved into who will make me suffer the least? That isn't freedom, it's oppression under a veneer. @Frezasan @Mars @BrythonLexi @Zei-Sakura Alsainn

Good luck with treaty, The Empire expands more.

Ah yes the Lost empire, the Order, and Chocolate castle present LOC bloc

Congratulations The Lost Empire and Chocolate Castle. Hope your treaty together goes well!

Suuuuuuuure. See, I peaced you out without any requests, I dropped a cash request, I let USSR hit me without retaliation despite the fact that Mao was holding a 30 million city (and that going after USSR would have been quite positive in terms of war stats). I tried to show good faith, and I basically told you: accept that I have grievances, accept that certain people in CU bear responsibility for their decisions, and provide one other non-monetary concession and we're through. CU has gone out of its way to aggravate and insult me. This is a very bad idea when you have a basically unstoppable raider who can constantly replenish off raiding yields (with basic raids) back toward an infinite nuke build. If you look at the Llojsa log I have, it's basically showing that, if, say, CU had paid the reps for the tanks destroyed (alongside some other infra damage), they would have been allowed to live quietly on their own. This was, what, quite early? And here's the smoking gun for CU's responsibility. I talked to peace elements in CU. They were telling me that the gov in CU were hardliners and wouldn't peace out, despite the fact that in one war alone vs a CU member, they lost 110 million worth of value (Net Negative Profit). I told them I'd hit the gov in a few days, after I was done totaling the major infra holders, but as a courtesy to them, I moved early. ==== And guess what? CU rank and file and junior gov obediently absorbed nuclear fire and tried to contain me the entire time. When the key gov figures were hit, on the other hand, the key gov ran into VM, and the merger happened quite quickly afterwards. ==== Of course I'm not denying that I bear responsibility for CU taking 1025 million in net negative profit over 30 days or so. But the responsibility also lies in CU gov, who selfishly let their members burn to indulge their own ego. And TBH, when I'm looking at you, with your lying (this is the reason you were declared on), I see this completely replicated. I'm not even sure what I want as a consequence as this war. I can keep it indefinitely if I need to do so, and one thing I considered was getting you as well to merge into a third alliance (perhaps USSR) and then calling it quits. Who knows. Let's see what happens with the damage output. ==== Oh, and full errata. Because of the efforts of USSR diplomats, I've tried to talk this crap out, and I'm not going to bring up USSR's dirty laundry, but yes, I did hit first against USSR, because USSR missed a deadline and made every indication that they were intending on violating a deal to satisfy the initial reps condition. No damage was dealt the initial round, talks with pleasant diplomats convinced me to let USSR beat me up without damaging them. I realize now that apparently you have to show strength with every new alliance you engage. Corporate Union taking 1025m because of their pride, because let's face it, Corporate Union's gov was willing to let their members burn for their pride) was not a sufficient show for others to try to be reasonable with me, as your logs indicate. ===== The last thing I'll say is this, avoiding diplomatic engagements with raiders is fairly stupid. If things can be settled diplomatically (and I've indicated my willingness to pay reps in the past; I've paid ~200 million reps to Rose for hitting them during the war, although that was in part an attempt to get BSKSplick to pay the 9 hugs he still owes me, I've paid TLE like 15 million iirc to get them to leave me alone so I could get involved in the last war, I've paid Aurora 20 million just to get them to give me back an offensive slot, etc), they should be. Stuff like, say, my little feud with CU, my engagement with CCW/USSR (I am not engaging USSR unless USSR gives me reason to do so, and I don't count the counters as counting), are very small parts of general "raider reasonableness". Greater examples might be the KT-Oasis war, wherein, while Oasis was relatively successful in containing KT, Oasis did take 5 billion more damage and 45 billion damage total in doing so, the Swamp-Arrgh war, where Swamp got beaten up and white peaced (achieving nothing), or even the Mythic-T$ war. Discrimination or taking a hard-line against raiders has a cost, and I look forward to inflicting such a cost upon you as well. We are part of the game ecosystem, we are strong, and we are here to stay. === So CU was never billed for the full cost of losses taken when CU refused to negotiate out the counter. Both you and CU tried to paint me as an extortionist, which is why I dropped the cash claims, but the cash claims never even went to the actual damage levels.

PnW in a nutshell

Thank you, not only did this fix the treaty issues it also cut down the load time for our alliance page and the rich text editor on our edit alliance panel. edit alliance panel was taking around 7 to 15 minutes to load, and I was assuming that was just from my slow internet, now it loads in less than a minute. 😅