Friendly Unity Cooperation of Knightly Immortals Treaty
The Knights Radiant and The Immortals enter into this treaty of mutual defense.
Article I: Whatever, No War
The Knights Radiant and The Immortals, referred to hereafter as the Signatories, come together in not caring, and shall be too lazy to put any effort towards hostile actions against one another. It is agreed to procrastinate on any other issues privately.
Article II: Howard, It's The Phone!
Both Signatories agree to share snacks, soft drinks and all other relevant goodies of worth while wasting away their weekends watching TV. It is agreed that no snacks shall be tainted, baked, or in any way reduced fat, so as not to misleadingly nudge the other party towards a healthy lifestyle. The Signatories are also encouraged to share technological and monetary techniques on kicking back when requested.
Article III: I Guess We Can
Should either Signatory come under attack, the other Signatory pledges to do anything necessary so long as it doesn’t require getting up from the couch. Okay, fine, if you insist. A Signatory isn’t required to move at all if this call is due to a Signatory's obligations towards, or actions undertaken on behalf of a third party.
Article IV: A Final F U
Should either Signatory wish to cancel this treaty, it may be cancelled at any time with the proper groans to the other alliance, followed by 72 hours. After the 72 hours have passed, we’ll cease the Netflix and the good times.
/s/ The Knights Radiant
Queen of the Heralds: The Micromanager
Prince of the Heralds: The French Connection
Herald of Foreign Affairs: The Deepstate Whale
Herald of War: Arrgh’s Secret Agent
Herald of Growth: The Money Mogul
Herald of Internal Affairs: Modi Operandi
High Princess of Foreign Affairs: The Chocolate Saint
High Nerd of Foreign Affairs: Sir Talksalot
/s/ The Immortals
The First: Lord Tyrion
Cosmic Lord: Scratchy
Primordial of War: Alcyr
Primordial of Foreign Affairs: Dr. James Wilson
Primordial of Internal Affairs: Delby