Popular Post Alexio15 Posted March 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2020 Prologue: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love’s first kiss. We all know how this story ends. But what we don’t hear is the dragon’s tale. We wouldn’t even know the dragon prefers to go by The Federation (TF). A strange title, you may think, but for a dragon a fairly normal one. TF was fed up after years of knights coming into the domain. You see, dealing with one self-pretentious knight barging into your home and ransacking it all like he owns the place is one thing. Years is quite another.. And so TF packed up and left to see where the world would take him. Soon, news of TF’s journey travelled fast and reached the ears of an odd assortment of characters from across the kingdom who were also fed up with the medieval treatment. The first was the giant gingerbread man, The Immortals (TI). How did the gingerbread man earn such a title? We shall see. You might think being a giant gingerbread man would be fun, and you would be wrong. Burdened by constant taxes by their lords, the faraway kingdom had become home to hordes of famine-struck villagers. Everywhere TI looked were hungry and betraying eyes. And so TI left to join the dragon TF. Soon, the party grew. First the encountered the leprechaun, who went by the traditional Irish title, The Ampersand (&). & was wanted for drinking the king’s entire supply. It seemed the alcohol only made & stronger and smarter. There was Hawkeye the Dark (Fark), who mysteriously existed in the faraway kingdom but quickly became a valuable member of the party. So was the ever-mysterious Florida Man, locally known as The Fighting Pacifists (TFP), capable of performing any act. The final member came when the party reached the vast, oceanic domain of King Triton, or as he came to be known, The Lost Empire (TLE). TLE was sympathetic to their cause, and so he banded together with the dragon TF, the giant gingerbread man TI, the leprechaun &, Hawkeye the Fark, and Florida Man TFP. And when the journey finally came to end, there was a beautiful friendship. And so the friends gathered together and settled in The Swamp, where they agreed to the following: Chapter 1: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the swampiest of them all? All members of The Swamp agree that should any information come to light regarding the security or welfare of another, it must be shared. Chapter 2: Well, I have to save my ass. If any member of The Swamp is attacked, all other members agree to militarily, financially, and diplomatically defend one another. An attack on any member of The Swamp is an attack on the whole swamp. Chapter 3: Can’t we settle this over a pint? If any member of The Swamp decided to start an offensive war, representatives of all other members must be notified at least 24 hours in advance. Other members are not required to join. Chapter 4: What are you doing in my swamp‽ All current members of The Swamp must agree to the admission of another member. Chapter 5: This is the part where you run away. Should any current member wish to exit The Swamp, they must inform representatives of all others 72 hours in advance. Epilogue (tl;dr): The Federation, The Immortals, The Ampersand, Fark, The Fighting Pacifists, and The Lost Empire agree to an MDoAP bloc henceforth knows as The Swamp. 5 6 33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dr James Wilson Posted March 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 3 3 The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRackham429 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Noice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloist II Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 What the hell is this formatting? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isjaki Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Long live The Swamp! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Horsecock Posted March 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2020 #draintheswamp 10 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Baratheon Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 #swampstronk 3 Blobs of the world, unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Master Posted March 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) Known as the 'I will never counter bloc' Edited March 24, 2020 by Master 17 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 So tI is now a part of two major MDoAP blocs? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascal Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Pixelhuggers hugging each other, I see. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Changeup said: So tI is now a part of two major MDoAP blocs? If you actually bothered to check their treaties, t$ and TKR are gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dr James Wilson Posted March 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, Pascal said: Pixelhuggers hugging each other, I see. I don't see SchruteSphere anywhere in here. 1 5 2 The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elijah Mikaelson Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Alexio15 said: The Federation, The Immortals, The Ampersand, Fark, The Fighting Pacifists, and The Lost Empire agree to an MDoAP bloc henceforth knows as The Swamp. Am I the only one who found this funny? The Ampersand (BC) zero attacking wars in the last major war, then split and disbanded, to reform under pretty much the same gov? FARK who as far as i can tell value nukes over allies and refused to support RnR TFP who well the name says it all this is more of a oDoAP as none of them have been able to honour an M level treaty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Fckn Guy Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Absolutely glorious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 but do you have cookies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I like blocs and find them interesting. However, some of the alliances in this bloc are ones I would describe as being poor allies or just poor in quality in general. Good luck I suppose? 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, Thalmor said: I like blocs and find them interesting. However, some of the alliances in this bloc are ones I would describe as being poor allies or just poor in quality in general. Good luck I suppose? Well, it is a whole new world. The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannaH Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bobert said: but do you have cookies Yes. I always have cookies! 4 ~*HannaH*~ The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Akuryo said: If you actually bothered to check their treaties, t$ and TKR are gone. Thanks, didn't see that. While we're at it, you can actually make out distinct spheres on the treaty web now, which is pretty cool to see! Edited March 24, 2020 by Changeup 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyaj Vijsopj Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Love this it’s awesome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alexio15 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bjorn Ironside said: Am I the only one who found this funny? The Ampersand (BC) zero attacking wars in the last major war, then split and disbanded, to reform under pretty much the same gov? FARK who as far as i can tell value nukes over allies and refused to support RnR TFP who well the name says it all this is more of a oDoAP as none of them have been able to honour an M level treaty? If you're gonna bullshit at least get your stories straight. I'm more then happy to disprove you from a screen cap taken of the NPO stats page 2 weeks after we left the war. Weirdly enough as Ampersand we managed better stats then your shitty Yakuza who you was so proud of did the entire war. Edited March 24, 2020 by Alexio15 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 my condolences to all invovled rawr 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowShot118 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I feel like someone hasn't quite thought about the Bloc's score range, but oh well, I'm sure Fark will enjoy eating popcorn as their smaller score friends get beaten up due to their actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Alexio15 said: If you're gonna bullshit at least get your stories straight. I'm more then happy to disprove you from a screen cap taken of the NPO stats page 2 weeks after we left the war. Weirdly enough as Ampersand we managed better stats then your shitty Yakuza who you was so proud of did the entire war. Pixel huggers. Haha. He acts like TFP didn’t just fight Dial Up from start to finish too. Whatever. It’s not like anyone living in The Swamp are the ones who start crap in the game or steal micro alliance banks like some others commenting on this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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