Micchan Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Spooner said: Umm, excuse me, but what's your casus belli? Hippos have ugly short legs Edited June 8, 2018 by Micchan 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Hippo Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Micchan said: Hippos have ugly short legs excuse me 1 Quote ^oo^ (..) () () ()__() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 As the powers that be fight, the pirates at sea delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, Floating Hippo said: excuse me You don't even need legs, you can float 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Someone is attacking the hippo and it's not me, sad!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 51 minutes ago, Micchan said: Hippos have ugly short legs On a side note, seeing some of the ex-Mensa people talking about outnumbering and lack of a CB.. Well. In seriousness though, I do look forward to seeing the CB made clear on why this is going down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ArcKnox Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) No cb is best cb. They didn't use best cb though, they made up some bullshit about preemptively defending themselves against a vague threat in the future. Edited June 8, 2018 by ArcKnox 3 4 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkiri Arch Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 "Arkiri the Hateful" Im just happy Im used in a DoW, Welcome to our endless lands traveler, you may burn our villages but our horse archers will always send an arrow through your chest when you least expect it. Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted June 8, 2018 Author Share Posted June 8, 2018 17 minutes ago, Arkiri Arch said: "Arkiri the Hateful" Im just happy Im used in a DoW, Welcome to our endless lands traveler, you may burn our villages but our horse archers will always send an arrow through your chest when you least expect it. This actually isn't the DoW. Nizam Adrienne posted that. This is a symptom of my free time. I am happy you like it though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 *throws tomato* Bring back the Legend of Roz ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beatrix Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 I don't mind having my pixels burned to the ground, but what is exactly the CB here? Or are we now just warring for the sake of war? I would like to war for the sake of war, but I don't like when people make shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senry Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 see, the initial declaration post, which is a fairly detailed text, when actually read might tell you something of the reasons behind the declaration. Maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongSilver Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Just make sure he won't rise again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 53 minutes ago, Senry said: see, the initial declaration post, which is a fairly detailed text, when actually read might tell you something of the reasons behind the declaration. Maybe Yes, some of us are well aware of it. >they hate us >Lordship bit the rumors too hard >no actual plots >just war stuff It's all good. 3 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diocletian Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 It's good IQ finally found an ally semi-competent enough in the art of blitzes. 1 1 Quote "The happiness of the people, and the peace of the empire, and the glory of the reign are linked with the fortune of the Army." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Senry said: see, the initial declaration post, which is a fairly detailed text, when actually read might tell you something of the reasons behind the declaration. Maybe We all know hippos can't read. Jeez, Senry, have a heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senry Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Nizam Adrienne said: We all know hippos can't read. Jeez, Senry, have a heart. I do have a heart. For you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felkey Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Senry said: I do have a heart. For you. lies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince McMahon Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 18 hours ago, Micchan said: You don't even need legs, you can float Who needs legs when you can just tear your quads on stage Quote "YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! EVEN MY FAMILY - EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbuck Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 @Buorhann is this all part of your masterful plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sargun Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, Settra said: MFW I am defending the free world from radical thought. MRW All the haters hating pinging @Smith and @Settra since they're mentioned Edited June 8, 2018 by Sargun 2 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Some day I will have my fight against the hippo, fair and square. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Settra Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) Honey Monster Was Here Edited June 9, 2018 by Honey Monster Flaming/Baiting 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 23 hours ago, Smith said: Legends tell of a Great Hippo. A prophet of Dio. A fierce warrior. Who, when reborn in the belly of a snake, ascended to godhood. Embolden by nearly unlimited power and a great PR campaign, this green hippopotamus decided to form his own alliance, known as The Golden Echo Chamber. Their stated goal was simple: to war and war often. This golden chamber attracted followers from all over such as Fanag the Hawk, Keynes the Persuasive, and Justin the Sassy. However, a great darkness infiltrated their chamber. These nefarious agents, such as Arkiri the Hateful and Settra the OOCer Attacker, tortured the land. They persecuted the less fortunate and bullied children. Buorhann asked his friend Horsecock the Horse Cock (who was as smart as his name suggests) what he should do about this mess. "My magnificent hippo, your PR is so great thanks to your recent success, all will believe your every word. Simply make as many excuses as your mouth allows and the fools who hear you will believe it.” Emboldened by this advice, Buorhann set out, determined to take as little accountability for his alliance’s actions as possible. Soon afterwards, they set out on a great campaign. A coalition had been formed against the empire known only as Roqovia. They despised Roqovia for their perceived inaction, avoidance of war, and a particular dislike of hamsters in general. Determined to prove their worth, The Golden Echo Chamber set out and fought Roqovia’s most powerful dukedoms such as Polaris and ODN. From the stats they accumulated, it would have been easy to mistakenly believe they intentionally targeted the ones who they thought would be the easiest targets. The war, however, soon began to turn against them. With a possible defeat in sight, Buorhann decided to betray the values he had learned as a Prophet of Dio and sacrifice the morals he founded The Golden Echo Chamber upon. He did the unthinkable, something that had never been done before. He signed a 6 month NAP. Now Buorhann was in a panic. How would he explain doing the very thing he sought out to oppose? But, then he remembered his old friend Horsecock’s advice. So, with a twinkle in his eye, he announced to the world, “It is literally everyone else’s fault that we did this. In fact, it is mainly the fault of those we did not invite to join this war.” Buorhann smiled contently, thinking all would believe this obvious lie. However, he was wrong. Deep in his laboratory, the Radiant Scientist Lordship analyzed what Buorhann had said “After running several calculations, I can confirm what this bruh is saying does not add up,” he announced. Now Buorhann was furious. “Damn that Lordship. How could he have seen through my brilliant and impenetrable bluff?” Soon tensions grew between The Golden Echo Chamber and the Radiant Kingdom. After extensive research via the scientific method, Lordship eventually discovered that The Golden Echo Chamber was plotting an attack upon the Radiant Kingdom. Lordship stood before the Kingdom and proclaimed “My bruhs. We have no choice but to stand up to these villains and expose their lies and treachery.” With this, the two sides went to war. What happens from here has yet to be uncovered… Well written and entertaining. 23 hours ago, rollo said: anything Buorhann downvotes is OK by me. Don't steal my thoughts. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 22 hours ago, ArcKnox said: >When you need to make up excuses to attack a pair of alliances unconnected to the treaty web that you outnumber 2 to 1 Do you think they could do it fair and square? 21 hours ago, Prefontaine said: On a side note, seeing some of the ex-Mensa people talking about outnumbering and lack of a CB.. Well. In seriousness though, I do look forward to seeing the CB made clear on why this is going down. The big bad TKR sphere is scared of a potential attack in which they would still out number the golden !@#$s 15 trillion vs 12 35 minutes ago, kosmokenny said: Some day I will have my fight against the hippo, fair and square. First we must see all the counters. Let's see if this lasts a month. They will without a doubt do much better than nuke bloc could have ever dreamed. TKR IS POWER. NONE CAN COMPETE. O/tkr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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