Our dear lord and savior Atom, has instructed us to fortify his church and shore up his disciples . He has demanded the animal branch of the church opened. Never being the type to question my God, we follow without question.
We joining the Church of Atom. As a added bonus I will be giving away everything 10 people will need to buy 1 nuke each. Just send me proof of purchase and I'll send it right over. Offer open to everyone.
Now for James and the rest of the Saints....... any member will qualify for any amount of the free 100 nukes animal farm is offering as tribute to our generous god. Again just send proof of purchase and I'll refund.
We look forward to ascending to our rightful place in the Church and our prayers will ring in your ears as his glorious light blinds you.
When in doubt, nuke a sucka, hear em cry, milk tears, and have some faith. Please keep crying to a minimum as we dont prepare for global floods. See you soon
Glory be to Atom. Dont like it? Ask me how to git gud
Apeman and Animal Farm gov