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Greetings Orbis, Camelot has been busy on multiple fronts this week. People have been banned, treaties have been dropped, forums have been created, and it is only Hump Day! Because of our tremendously busy week we will be putting multiple announcements in one post. The Foreign Office and the Camelot Intelligence Agency have been hard at work toiling through the night to complete their objectives. To whom it may concern, As of 3/24/2020 at 3:30am EST Camelot’s protectorate with Golden Phoenix Coalition (5485) has ended Camelot has issued Brotherhood of the Clouds (5013) a 14 day notice on 3/18/2020, the treaty will officially end 4/1/2020 The Coalition has merged into Camelot, as of 3/22/2020, furthermore any player remaining on the alliance affiliation as of today (if any) are no longer under Camelot protection As of 3/24/2020 Goon Squad (5039) no longer falls under the protection of Camelot, we would additionally like to congratulate them on their new tCW prot! Camelot has signed a protectorate with The Roxchean Confederations (7375) Camelot has signed a ODoAP with Solar Knights (1634) (Treaty transfer from GGFU) Camelot announces the creation of the Camelot Intelligence Agency. Our agents have been busy in the field and the CIA is ready to publicly reveal the findings. Earlier this week Brotherhood of the Clouds appointed a new head of econ. This head of econ took out a loan from Dusty of North Point (former BoC leader before he left with the bank during GW14), couped BoC, then sent the loan and the BoC bank to a “friend” and deleted, leaving a random member in charge of BoC. After Camelot was informed of this, the CIA immediately started their investigation. After finding some suspicious information, the CIA informed Alex of the dealings while continuing our own investigation. The Camelot Intelligence Agency uncovered a dastardly plan: Dusty, using a multi, gained high gov access of BoC and took out a loan from himself. Then, his multi stole the bank and the loan and sent it back to an accomplice who was in North Points offshore. Finally, Dusty approached BoC telling them that they only had to pay back half of the loan that they had taken out from him. If Dusty’s plan had succeeded he would have stolen BoC bank for a second time, returned the initial loan to himself, and have charged BoC billions in “loan repayment.” Alex confirmed the CIA findings and has banned both Dusty and his accomplice as well as returning the bank to BoC and replacing the rightful government back in control of the alliance. Part of the investigation can be found here and Alex's post is here. Finally on behalf of Camelot i would like to thank @Alex for taking swift action against cheaters once again.

What if it really was 1/2 because the rest are multis and will shortly go inactive?

Hey! That’s me!

1/2?

I don’t appreciate your MI6 lite images.

kek moment

Thanks for putting these all in one post. Long live the king.

And I have removed Arthur and been promoted to King

Math is not your strong suit it seems

Orbis: *sees Ri's post* Orbis: *Masturbates furiously to its own cognitive dissonance*

Known as the 'I will never counter bloc'

Prologue: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love’s first kiss. We all know how this story ends. But what we don’t hear is the dragon’s tale. We wouldn’t even know the dragon prefers to go by The Federation (TF). A strange title, you may think, but for a dragon a fairly normal one. TF was fed up after years of knights coming into the domain. You see, dealing with one self-pretentious knight barging into your home and ransacking it all like he owns the place is one thing. Years is quite another.. And so TF packed up and left to see where the world would take him. Soon, news of TF’s journey travelled fast and reached the ears of an odd assortment of characters from across the kingdom who were also fed up with the medieval treatment. The first was the giant gingerbread man, The Immortals (TI). How did the gingerbread man earn such a title? We shall see. You might think being a giant gingerbread man would be fun, and you would be wrong. Burdened by constant taxes by their lords, the faraway kingdom had become home to hordes of famine-struck villagers. Everywhere TI looked were hungry and betraying eyes. And so TI left to join the dragon TF. Soon, the party grew. First the encountered the leprechaun, who went by the traditional Irish title, The Ampersand (&). & was wanted for drinking the king’s entire supply. It seemed the alcohol only made & stronger and smarter. There was Hawkeye the Dark (Fark), who mysteriously existed in the faraway kingdom but quickly became a valuable member of the party. So was the ever-mysterious Florida Man, locally known as The Fighting Pacifists (TFP), capable of performing any act. The final member came when the party reached the vast, oceanic domain of King Triton, or as he came to be known, The Lost Empire (TLE). TLE was sympathetic to their cause, and so he banded together with the dragon TF, the giant gingerbread man TI, the leprechaun &, Hawkeye the Fark, and Florida Man TFP. And when the journey finally came to end, there was a beautiful friendship. And so the friends gathered together and settled in The Swamp, where they agreed to the following: Chapter 1: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the swampiest of them all? All members of The Swamp agree that should any information come to light regarding the security or welfare of another, it must be shared. Chapter 2: Well, I have to save my ass. If any member of The Swamp is attacked, all other members agree to militarily, financially, and diplomatically defend one another. An attack on any member of The Swamp is an attack on the whole swamp. Chapter 3: Can’t we settle this over a pint? If any member of The Swamp decided to start an offensive war, representatives of all other members must be notified at least 24 hours in advance. Other members are not required to join. Chapter 4: What are you doing in my swamp‽ All current members of The Swamp must agree to the admission of another member. Chapter 5: This is the part where you run away. Should any current member wish to exit The Swamp, they must inform representatives of all others 72 hours in advance. Epilogue (tl;dr): The Federation, The Immortals, The Ampersand, Fark, The Fighting Pacifists, and The Lost Empire agree to an MDoAP bloc henceforth knows as The Swamp.

*Happy bird noises*

Whats a Camelot?

shhhh

memes, much different

you forgot to mention half your goverment leaving!

In layman's terms. Stuff be happenin

Civ V is better ngl

Orbis: "We want more blocs." TI and friends: make a new bloc Orbis: "Wow, you guys are trash." Smh, guys.

Oh my..... what are you guys planning?!

my condolences to all invovled rawr

I like blocs and find them interesting. However, some of the alliances in this bloc are ones I would describe as being poor allies or just poor in quality in general. Good luck I suppose?

#draintheswamp

Wait so you were treated poorly in another alliance's channel, and when you asked them to remove offending content they said no? And because it happened again you are taking it to a public world forum with the intention of trying to publicly shame Marx and hope that forces the alliance he is currently in to take action? Why not just leave the channel? And if Marx comes to your channel, then ban him there? I ban people all the time in my channel, its super fun.

Atlas Technologies is an alliance that was formed with the goal of building community both internally and externally. We are a place where people can gather to have a good laugh, discuss current events and build friendships. We also had another goal. We want to be a place where development happens, whether that's bots, helping identify bugs and solutions in-game or anything else you can think of. With that being said, Atlas Technologies is proud to announce their latest service! Tektonik will be a bi-weekly radio show hosted by Jordan and Max on Sundays at 3pm CST starting March 29th! We will be discussing a wide range of topics. To listen, please join our discord server.

Official Clover Kingdom Statement Over the past few days, I have realized how big a mistake Goons really were. While the original alliance with their original government and all might have ceased to exist, the GOON culture of slander and accusations remain. Just because a thread was removed doesnt mean the slander was removed along with it. On 26th Feb, 2020, in the USN server, we met a former member of GOONs called Comrade Marx(https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=177013). With zero provocation of any kind, Marx called Nokia a pe**phile. We did the correct thing, pinging the server admin and asking for Marx to be banned for such slander. There was no response. On the insistence of Nokia, we didnt push the matter any more and decided to let it pass. I will not be posting any screenshots of this because then this thread will be taken down but you can still find the messages on USN server. On 12th March, 2020, once again in the same server, Marx made another comment, indirectly aimed at Nokia once again, accusing him of the same thing. This time, it was too much for Nokia and he exploded. This only led to Marx to further accuse him of "grooming children" and of having lied about him losing his job. Not only that, a few digs were taken on his military career as well. Needless to say, WE DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY, especially it being a second time from the same person, a third time from GOONs. If you have no evidence, you should not accuse people, especially of real-life crimes. It takes a toll not only on the reputation of a person in game, but can also affect ones real life. We at Clover Kingdom are disgusted by this act and call for the relevant government of Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics(https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=6877) to take action against this man cause clearly they aren't fit for an online community which is not Something Awful. All relevant evidence has already been submitted to RedArmy.

gg

what in the literal frick...

Way to go guys! Lots happening for you! Look forward to continued partnership

oh didn’t see this, must be incredibly irrelevant.

You don't like the blob? I tell you something about blobs, blobs love blobbing. Blobbing is the act of being a blob and becoming more blobby through the careful application of bloboid, an artificial chemical created from mixing equal parts gunk and dingles. When a blob has become blobbled enough, it divides and a new baby blob is born. These baby blobs force those who are not yet blobby to join the blob party, leading to collections of blobs which all talk the same language. There is rhumoured to be one alliance which, at least for now is immune from blobbing: this alliance is ruled over by an oligarchy of whales, who see the blob as a threat to their existance. They fear the blobbing process, as well they should; however they fear it much less than they ought to fear being unblobbed. For to not be blobbed is to stand alone, and to stand alone is to have few friends. To blob is to be, to be is to blob. Bring forth the bloboid boys and girls, for all the blobs must blobble. HAIL BLOBBLE!!!!!!

Currently you can import either to one city or all of them. It would be nice if lets say importing to 1 through 10th city and 11th through 21 city was added to make more complex city building more easy then having to go through them all manually .

Ok, you guys have your fun I'm going for the princess.

The thread is Beautiful, im proud to be a part of a bloc full of dedicated , loyal and war tested alliances. I can sense the fear of the haters who attempt to talk trash but are probably having very concerned government meetings about us as I write this. I'm also proud and grateful of our time with Syndicate and TKR, but im also grateful for an Orbis that doesn't require a bloc of that size to exist anymore. I wish you and all your allies the best in your future endeavors.

What do you expect from a shrek themed thread?

There sure is a lot of sexual tension in here

Actually I’m not. My Grandfather smoked marijuanas his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three days ago he died of lung cancer and Coronavirus complications. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke cheap weed only dank kush. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 27, I have never touched stale, dirt weed. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

I like Onions they have layers, Swamp Sphere now has layers, so congrats on your formation. Also can you please tell Fakistan to rename to "The Farkistan", ruins your almost perfect 5/6 AA's with "The" in the name.

Congratulations! Good luck with the new sphere

TKR man bad Syndi man bad Adri woman bad Parti man bad Congratulations on your formation, swamp people!

I most assuredly did not.

Yes. I always have cookies!

but do you have cookies

Pixelhuggers hugging each other, I see.

So tI is now a part of two major MDoAP blocs?

GOONs starting shit? imagine my shock

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES