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The war has lasted for 6 months or so. I think we can all agree we have dragged this out for longer than reasonably accepted. I think most people on both sides want this to end after such a long time. So on behalf of myself and whoever else wants some answers: what are Col B terms to end the war? what are Col A terms to end the war? what the heck do you people want? (by people I mean both Coalitions representatives) if you just want the war to last forever or both side's terms are unreconcilable, can you guys at least put them forth for the 5 thousand people's community to hear?

Is it worth considering how many new players started and stopped playing during that time due to alliance efforts being focused on wartime?

>Coalition A: You want peace? Okay. What are your terms? >Coalition B: Not until you admit you lost and surrender! >Coalition A: Are those all your terms? >Coalition B: No, we have others. >Coalition A: Well...what are they? >Coalition B: You wouldn’t accept them if we offered, so we’re not giving them to you. >Also Coalition B: Coalition A is the reason this war is going on forever. REEEEEE! .....

Hello Orbis. I am hope. Now, you may ask, what does that mean? Who are you? Why should I care? I will explain this to you shortly. I am from the Evolutionary Level Above Human (the "Kingdom of Heaven"). What does that yield? Well, immediately a lot of people will go "CULT!," "some religious radical!," some "blasphemous individual!" - because they see religion as beneath them, or at least ones that they do not prescribe to. But there is a world, far beyond your imagination, that will only be open to you once you join us. You see, we are going home. Not to our home in San Diego, but our home above. Hale-Bopp's approach is the "marker" we have been waiting for - the time for the arrival of the spacecraft from the Level Above Human to take us home to "Their World" - in the literal Heavens. Our twenty-two years on planet Earth is finally coming to conclusion - "graduation" from the Human Evolutionary Level. We are happily prepared to leave "this world" and go with Ti's crew. Who are we? We are Heaven's Gate, although you may alternatively know us as "Heaven's Davidians" or a variety of other names. Our message is simple. This world, Planet Earth as it is known by humans, is about to be RECYCLED, REFURBISHED, and SPADED UNDER. I think you all know what the implications of such an event will be. However, you can escape all this pain and impending doom, by ascending to the Level Above, the level which created HUMANS as an entity. It is very simple, you have to accept Ti and Do as your leaders and join our class - the Heaven's Gate Away Team, and prepare for the eventual apocalypse. It may sound like nonsense. It is up to you to accept these facts. We are just providing you with the knowledge needed to become AN ENTITY GREATER THAN ALL THE HUMAN CIVILISATION COMBINED - CAPABLE OF CREATING LIFE, POTENTIALLY ETERNAL LIFE. TL;DR: HEAVENS GATE declares its existence. Signed: hope and yeet Protected by: New Pacific Order and Order of the White Rose Alliance Page: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=6040 Discord: https://discord.gg/wFHQnFW

every post in this thread will add a month to peace talks

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It's been 4 months, how long did you think you set that VM timer to chief?

I did nazi this coming. Kosmo out of nowhere bam.

Both sides should just declare victory and forge sign each others names and signatures on their own peace terms. Problem solved ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All in favor of leaving our alliances and joining Fark in a mass protest against our alliance leaders who refuse to make peace already? If your teacher leader doesn't make peace within 15 weeks you're legally allowed to walk out. That's what my older brother told me.

Oh good we're doing these threads again.

The war has just started;) Keep the global going!

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Oh hey, Thalmor is somewhere in that crowd. Also as the preeminent expert on which of you !@#$ are the naziest nazis, I found a nazi in AK and went to them all like "yo why you nazis?" and they kicked the guy no questions asked. KKKT deliberately recruited nazis for a long time until things got too nazi for the wishy washy nazis in KKKT to tolerate so they spun them off into a nazi protectorate, and then spammed my discord with nazi shit because I smashed their nazi protectorate, and spent the ensuing years pulling nazi bullshit on a regular basis.

Eh. I think this is kind of missing the point. Thalmor was going for a certain thing when he made the alliance and it was bound to attract people more radical than he may be. The post-Thalmor leaders like Keegoz who don't traditionally imbue their alliances with RL poliitcal views have had the challenge of balancing the fact that it will get them negative attention and alienating their memberbase by going too "PC". I don't know what their own personal views are ultimately, but the imagery curu cites is the most prominent with regards to the KT theme. By contrast there was a knights templar themed alliance in CN, and it never had these political associations because it was a much different political climate at the time it was made and it didn't try to attract people based on their RL political views. To give some examples, there was a person with a British Union of Fascists flag with Tsumugi from K-On on it. There's also a hyperborea theme nation which comes with all the associated issues the alliance had since you know Hyperborea is supposed to be the mythical homeland of the Aryan race. I was very disgruntled with the Hyperborea theme and BK's association with it for a long time. There's also that guy who did the lynching reference and his ruler name and nation name was specifically mocking of blacks/muslims to begin with. There's also Rhodesia forever nation as well and you know it means it's someone who sees white minority rule as ideal.

can't surrender if you don't think you've lost

Maybe. But theres not much difference between a nazi and someone who fights at the nazis side for years of the nazis naziing, and is currently trying to defend the nazis by saying their naziness is nazi but it isnt as nazi as some other nazis naziness so its ok.

Roq sure changed his tune...

The changes simplify things and clean it up, so I’m fine with it tbh. The missing resources tab is slightly annoying but it could be added in or @Alex could give us customizable tabs

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frick me running, I just liked two Curu posts and a Roq post. The transcendent power of a unified front.

I am already dead.

2 days

Fellas, fellas! Why nitpick over who's worse? Can't we just agree that all fascist alliances are less than desirable, and hope that they collectively come to a slow and painful end on Orbis?

46 days. Lil late pulling the trigger on the DOE.

I believe the (lack of) capitalization is from people spelling his name without a capitalized first letter when they create the embargo. Very minor bug, but thanks for letting me know!

I am pretty sure that claiming that NPO is lying is the current meta.

Those are numbers provided by NPO. Are you claiming NPO is lying?

Arrgh, almost a month after being raided by goons is still mad about it. That's the only victory I need, honestly.

@Khris Kruel Wouldn’t exactly call that a “raid”, it was an attempt at one, but failed miserably. Firstly, for it to be a raid, you have to profit. Not only did GOONS fail to make a profit, they failed to do positive net damage, Despite being able to attack from a fully prepared state on an alliance who has been in war for 4 months, and had less than ideal military strength. Below: Arrgh net damage vs various IQ alliances, including GOONS

Not sure why you haven't been banned yet. This is offtopic, wrong subforum, doesn't have a tag, and is obviously spam. And this isn't the first time you've done this. Mods, just ban him already or remove his ability to make new threads.

Imagine getting this mad about a spreadsheet game

Stop lying.

Definitely is. I didn't stick to the episode. Just imagery.

Look guys we get it you're very very creepy and rebellious and edgy, but having every other ad be some kind of demonic ritual or weird eye thing may make new players think that this is some weird game that only cult members play (tbf this isnt totally untrue). Of course, you guys can continue to make those ads and I can't stop you, but I just want you to know that I and many others are rolling our eyes at you. I do feel like as a community we are slacking as far as the kinds of creative ads we could be making though.

I was just wondering how you got to this theme. Was it something like...

I was unaware about the Death cult until now, thank you for making me aware of it. holy f*** that is not something to name an alliance after. There’s a difference between referencing an empire that killed thousands and a death cult. Learn it. edit: what were you thinking when you decided to name your alliance after that?

Good luck!

@MRBOOTY Its almost halloween man, relax. One of us! One of us!

It's almost Halloween. Some seasonal variety is good.

Sometimes the greatest things can begin as beautiful accidents. Take this afternoon for instance. R&R was just going for a walk, when they fell down the stairs right into the BK slave pits. After taking stock of the new labor, it was decided this is not a rollable offense. Thenceforth, Coalition and B and R&R are proud to announce they have signed a Non-Aggression Pact. The length of this NAP shall be the remainder of the present war plus six months. Let the celebrations commence, and please check your downvotes at the door. Thank you for your cooperation!

What about getting beiged means you also lose a couple of random improvements? Would be an incentive to win wars

I think we ought to just eliminate alliance bank looting as it's a mostly useless mechanic that just causes moderation headaches.

Double post, whoops: