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This is the Decaration Of Existence Of Godfury This post has been delayed until we reached rank 50, but we're there now, and are happy to announce our existence in Orbis. Built on blood and ashes, we have a mission, and we will accomplish it. Any who are active and willing to make a difference in orbis are welcome. We will make a stand, and we will prevail. What makes us different then most alliances, is every member has a role in the alliance, whether it be War, Economy or State affairs. The choice is yours. Or course you can always just be a member, but we give every member the opportunity to work in whichever field they feel they can help in. Every member has a voice. LONG LIVE GODFURY We behold a strong protectorate with our closest allies in Rose. You've been warned. Basileus: Richard Payne III Basileus Adviser: Michael K Ultra Patrician: Ragnar Lodbrok Praetor of the House of Loki: Michael93888 Praetor of the House of Thor: Vacant Patrician: Sir Bressler Praetor of the House of Apollo: Richard Payne Sir Bressler Praetor of the House of Artemis: Dr Lenin Trotsky Patrician: Sir Oliver Praetor of the House of Demeter: TheGloriousSocialist Praetor of the House of Hera: Dr Keneth Foster

It would be rude from me not to thank TKR for the generous donation of their taxpayers money to our cause, from the safely kept hidden stash.

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Relevant: Congratulations to BK, Condolences to Apeman.

From across the hallway, two pairs of eyes meet. They used to date, but over time they had both moved on. However, a spark remained. From this spark a new relationship developed, and it was agreed they would go to the Orbis Dance together. Article I: Non-Aggression BK and NK agree that as dates, they need to act like dates. Any aggression, spying, or other unfriendly activities will not be conducted on one another. Article II: Mutual Defense Both BK and NK agree that it's ok to be jealous, and will guard each other from threats to their relationship, and in fact are obligated too. However, should one join a catfight caused by another friend, this obligation becomes optional. Article III: Optional Agression Drama happens at the Orbis dance, and should either alliance deem it necessary to throw down with that high school rival of theirs, the other has the option to join as well. Article IV: Assistance High school can be rough, and sometimes you just need a shoulder to lean on. If either date needs political or financial help they can send a text to the other. However, allowances only stretch so far and this is not an obligation. Article V: Intelligence Should any gossip reach the one on interesting deets about the other, it will be shared. Gotta know who's talkin shit about the fam. Article VI: Breaking Up If one decides that the wish to go to the dance with another person, they must give the other 72 hours to find a new date. /s/ /s/ From All of Us Here At NK Grand Warmaster: K Rudd and Connor Yeets Warmaster General: Severus Snape Legionaires: Paul Warburg, Apeman, Democratic Pakistan, and Bradysticks

Well she took my dog, and she took my truck, and she took food from my plate, She took my heart, and she took my soul, and she took my city eight Workin twenty five hours ain't enough I guess, found her in my buddy's pants But some Fraggle funds, by the grace of God, might give me another chance

Felkey we both know your math skills arent that great. I demand a recount.

Congrats on your growth and welcome to officially being apart of the treaty web! I knew when you approached us here at Rose that y’all were something different and special and I still am thankful that you sought out Rose out of all others. Best of luck to your individual future and our future together! Long live GodFury and long live Rose! o7

"I've already converted a few pixel huggers over to the cause." "I've already converted a few pixel huggers over to the cause." pixel hugger :

Anybody is welcomed to come join as long as they don't mind their pixels being burned. I've already converted a few pixel huggers over to the cause.

f*** the police

They were so happy to find someone who would sign them that they never considered if they should.

Doesn't matter You'll be blamed for this whether or not it succeeds Accept your assigned duty, the community calls for it.

Jeremy swung back and forth on the swingset. The warm weather felt pleasant, and his stomach was full from grandmother's classic cooking. Rain was coming in, and the wind made the nearby fields dance. It wouldn't be dark for another hour, so Jeremy still had some time to enjoy his swingset. Perhaps after he went inside, he would play on his GameCircle, or play with his Legos. Legos were really cheap now because of their 150th-anniversary sale, so Jeremy had plenty to pick from. Maybe he would play with the Dyson Sphere set, or the Barron-Class Orbital Cruiser series? "You wanna help me with this, Jeremy?!" Kyle, Jeremy's grandfather, called out from the old wooden shed. "Coming, grandad!" Jeremy cheerfully called out. His young mind had already danced around plenty. Now, he was thinking about what they might have for lunch at school tomorrow. Jeremy ran into the entrance, where Kyle was busy at the very back. He was tinkering with the engine of his prized truck. Kyle ordered his grandson to bring him various tools and parts. "Why are you fixing it, grandpa? It looks fine!" Jeremy asked, perplexed. "Yes, I know Jeremy, but I want it to be at tip-top shape. It's my favorite vehicle." Kyle responded. "But you never drive it!" Jeremy replied, shrugging. "It's a Ford F-450 2047! You don't just drive it to the grocery store and back." Kyle responded once again, closing the hood of his truck. Jeremy didn't understand, and so his young boy mind had already lost interest in the conversation. He looked around the shed, and saw something he didn't understand. "Grandpa, what's that?" Jeremy pointed to a shelf in the shed, which had a strange looking, circular object on it. "Oh, that's my helmet." Kyle answered, putting away his tools. It had already gotten dark outside. "I know that! But what's that mark on it?" Jeremy asked, slightly irritated. "Oh, that scar on it was caused by some plasma sparks. It burned a straight line into my helmet and melted the area around it. Tesla knew how to make good helmets though, and that's why I'm still here today." Kyle, during this exposition, grabbed the helmet and showed it off to his grandson, who enjoyed the small war story. "Well, did you get the guy who did it?!" Jeremy asked excitedly. However, Kyle didn't respond. He put the helmet back, leaned back against the shelf with his arms crossed, and thought. "Yeah, I got the guy who did it. I got his teammates too. Would've gotten his whole family if I could, but the 4th Battalion did that for me. We didn't just get 'em for damagin' my helmet though. We got them for everything. For the colonies on Titan and Europa, for what they did to the cities on the Moon, and for Madrid and Paris. They beat us, time and time again, but we never gave up. We kept coming back, stronger and more determined. We got them, though. We got them all. We showed them not just want humanity could do, but what the Space Force could do. Everybody else left us alone after what we did." Jeremy didn't know how to respond, but could tell from the tone of his grandfather's voice that he was very serious. Jeremy just kept quiet and listened. Kyle, finished with his short speech, exited the shed. He flipped the old light switch and cast both of them in darkness. "Come on boy, let's go inside; and let's find that old Barron-Class Orbital Cruiser Lego set of yours. I want to re-live some good memories.

This doesn't look pretty... The Golden Horde Knights Templar Esquire Templar I think there is a lesson learned: Don't mess with our beloved leader @Nizam Adrienne.

From the desk of Bad Company Bad Company Records is sad to announce the end of its contract with Rose. While Rose was arguably the most successful artist scouted by Bad Company, we regret to inform due to conflict of interest we have chosen to end our long-term contract. We wish Rose all the best and good luck for the future. Farewell, Rose, we’re going to miss you. You had such potential. But then again all good things must come to an end.

So, yeah, since everyone else in our sphere is getting on with this I suppose we need a treaty. An ODP, to be exact. Now let’s hope we don’t screw this up like, ahem, the ‘incident’ that just happened a few days ago. ARTICLE I: Sovereignty Both parties agree to respect each other’s sovereignty, and agree to conduct internal affairs without external interference, meaning that no party will conduct any act that may or will infringe the other’s sovereignty. ARTICLE II: Non – aggression The two parties will not engage in any form of aggressive conduct with each other, that includes but is not limited to: declarations of war, espionage, aiding an enemy in times of peace OR war. ARTICLE III: Intelligence Both parties will share information with each other if it aids the other party or affects the safety and security of the other. False information will not be spread. ARTICLE IV: Optional, but encouraged defence and/or aid In the event that one of the parties is attacked or threatened, the other party is not obligated to defend but is strongly encouraged to. They may also aid the threatened party in any way, such as but not limited to: funding, espionage, resource trade and military action. ARTICLE V: Non – chaining If one of the parties declares a war on an enemy and is the aggressor, the other party is not, in any way, obligated to help. They may, but at their own risk. ARTICLE VI: Withdrawal If one or both parties wishes to withdraw from the pact, there must be at least 48 hours notice prior to the withdrawal. Afterwards, a clear 72 hours of non - aggression will be put in place between the two parties. Signed by all leaders of TFP Signed by all leaders of OP

This war has been magical.

Thank you, we hope to see you soon!

Awesome to see you guys in the Top 50! We'll be joining you there soon enough!

You got lucky, Rozalia took my nuclear virginity

Tbh be happy I took you down in score

This is more romantic than anything I'll ever experience. Congrats on your relationship!

You also took my nuclear virginity, so take responsibility! ~nep! You weren't even soft on me, you double pounded me ❤️

Why so salty

Because we were so quick to hit you? You had like a week to prepare once we started building up.

Well, afaik he's rerolled several times already, so chances are he'll come back eventually.

Would explain why I had some TKR members message me out of the blue and tell me to max our military. Good attempt at baiting.

Nuclear Tacos :O

o/ to our friends at Bad Company. We wish you the best of luck on your next direction.

Guys, going back for a 2nd time is always a mistake Ayy lmao Well happy to see BK get str0nker. Apeman after joining up with the ayy lmaos, 2552, colorized.

11/10 dynamic typo in article 1 tho

5 pages in and I still don’t know what Thalmor did.

...so it's 1947, and there's over 60m casualties with the Axis kdr = 2:1. Finally, we've reached the point where there's as many casualties as there have been abortions in America since it was legalized. Also, I have 23 a-bombs, and I make one every two weeks. Germany and Italy tried to convert me to fascism, but I banned it and got my democratic politician as well as Democratic Opposition Voicing Protests, so the fascists can never reach the 70% influence they need to take over. Meanwhile, I have 200+ factories in the Balkans alone, and short of America, I'm the top exporter of oil from my synthetic refineries. All the majors except America are at "All Adults Serve" or "Scraping the Barrel" for conscription laws as well. _______________ This is how you report the facts instead of beating around the bush on what's really happening in a conflict. Oh... and what kind of war in PnW results in a crash in market prices? Ammo and steel are practically unprofitable now even with maximum efficiency and project boosting. You're better off building commerce and civic buildings at this point.

Still have no idea what happened. Just seems like a lot of OOC nonsense. The least you guys could do is debate on the OOC section of the forum if you want to debate RL politics. Bleh. On that note, I'm going to go back to playing HoI4 and do some world conquest as non-aligned Romania.

I'll have to start tracking alliance stats more rigorously, and then this will be a possibility.

Oh I'm not experienced. I'm a simple minded stable boy with the vocabulary of a pokemon.

For someone supposedly so experiencedin politics, you do an awfully good job of missing the joke.

So honored you're threatened by a coalition making up a third of your score, you think too highly of us ? Cheers and let's make it a good one!

Finally a thread I can get behind.

Pretty sure I'm more spreadsheet than man at this point

I still think it should be renamed to Shitposting and Spreadsheets.

Congrats on top 50; dope artwork too! Who's responsible for this graphic goodness?

I am Keelan Kyle, leader of The Illuminati. We might be interested in getting a treaty with you guys, could you message me in-game and we can talk about it further. https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=102157

Right, if you alliances were at max military when the war started the drop would be bigger