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NOTE: Sorry castrati, but I won't bow to your censorship and weakness. Go ahead and ban me out of the game, won't change what you are which is slime. Also I made sure to have the stuff saved even though you deleted it, so you couldn't even win on that. Sad! NOTE FOR READER: The New Radiant Order as a whole or the United Empire of ZahAharon, Polaris, and Black Knights individually were supposed to post this. However they have informed me that they cannot do it justice with their own posting, and so have implored me to post it myself here. Talks on peace have been ongoing for a good period of time, neither side wanting to give in without certain objectives met. These included the Roz's demands of some of the states of the New Radiant Order. Standing his ground on this issue, Roquentin sent her trusted Ambassador, T-Ara in an attempt to change his mind. Pictured: The scene shortly after the meeting of The Roz and Ambassador T-Ara. After returning to Radiant Castle however, Ambassador T-Ara advised Roquentin to meet all demands made by the Roz's state of Roz Wei. Roquentin not wanting this to get in the way agreed to them though her vassals who had to pay the cost did not like it. The demands called for: 1: TUE to provide 72 beautiful virgin women for every single Roz Wei officer. The Roz would receive 10,000 such beautiful virgin women. 2: TUE will provide 1 ton of lubricant and 1 ton of baby oil for usage with the virgins to every officer of Roz Wei. The Roz having no need of lubricant due to using natural, will take simply 100 tons of baby oil. 3: Polaris will provide 4 high class Eastern women from their lands to serve as wives. With their status as wives, information must be provided on these 4 women. 4: Black Knights will provide 4 high class Ebon women from their lands to serve as wives. With their status as wives, information must be provided on these 4 women. T-Ara herself carried out the transfer: GAME RELATED NOTE: Women are shown in game as pieces of meat, hence coming under food. Fix this mess Admin! Though with you being a known creep I guess it is working as intended. The bios for the women had been sent ahead of this. NOTE: Normally these would be stuff for only the very top leaders to see. However the Roz with his infinite benevolence has allowed you, yes you, to view them too. First Polaris: "Hello my name is Anri Okita. When they told me that the Roz, not just any Roz which so many women name their boys these days, but THE Roz was going to get 4 wives from the east, I made sure that I was one of the lucky ladies chosen. Everyone back in my town is so jealous". "Heya my name is Maria Ozawa. I've never had much luck with men you know, the men of Polaris are just so weak after all so they will always let you down. However the Roz is known all under Heaven to be strong, heavenly so. I look forward to being held in your strong grip. My waist, my breasts, my neck... hold them all in your strong hands". "Heyo my name is Tomoe Nakamura. My family was one of the few from the east to have been present in these western lands before all this war. We lived under Grillick's rule and everyone always despaired that they had the misfortune to be ruled by him rather than the good looking, smart, strong, and #blessed Rozalia. My family and village is dead, wiped out during Grillick's downfall, however I am happy that at least fate has decided to reward me for my hardship by allowing me to get to live under the great Rozalia at last... I suppose now in more ways then one". "Heyyyy! Rei Minami here. You're real lucky you know, I've been sought after by so many, even Don Juan who used to rule so much of this area. He made a lot of promises though and never delivered on him. I guess I was foolish to trust him. However I know that you are different to him, so please, let me show you why I'm so wanted. Spend a week in my company and you can throw out all the other women because they won't matter to you anymore... though do keep them. I'm a busy girl and someone to carry my shopping, give input on dresses, so on is always good to have". Now Black Knights: "The name is Anya Ivy, pleased to be meeting you soon. You don't know how pleased I am to finally getting with a real man. The men around here, Tiber the Black's boys, they have more up their pooper than the women. I can't work with such sourness. I need someone positive, someone who knows just how great they are". "Hehehe, name's Lavish Styles. What I love above all else is a funny man... but sadly there are no funny men in BK, at least certainly not anymore. Everyone is always so sour and ever since Lady Roquentin arrived on the scene it has only gotten worse. Everyone knows however that you're a well of positivity and you are always having a good time... which believe me, I will give you". "Howdy, I'm Kiki Minaj. I actually was #Blessed to live in Roz Wei for a good period of time. I thought it was over when a nasty warlord invaded and everything went to hell. A poor attractive girl like me... a mean warlord... I thought that was it, he was going to spoil me there and then. I leap out of my hiding spot as it was useless and decided to take my fate head on. The warlord however was Lordship himself and when I jumped out it scared him away. Later some of his men came by but they didn't do anything... think something is not quite straight over there. I know that won't be an issue for someone as virile as you however. I look forward to that ravaging. Hiya, I'm Cassidy Banks. Unlike many I never thought much of you, surely it was just wild talk and you were overhyped. However when I heard of and then read up on your debate and defeat of the Sage Lordrahl2 and his cohorts I knew that you were the real deal. The retorts, the charisma, the foresight, the knowledge... you just had everything. I've followed you since and while the calibre of opponents has dropped, you always give it your all, you always take them apart completely. I wonder if this intelligence is also in other... arenas... I'm so excited. I feel as if merely being in your presence will make me smarter". ==== The Roz has been victorious over all opposition and has received many rewards for it, such is the way of Heaven. Happy rebuilding to all of those who lost, and remember, if you ever want to be a winner you merely need to join The Roz. Though a certain group of losers have conspired to make that impossible. Remember, always keep the Roz in your heart. Dick strong. Dick Often. Such is the way of the Roz. Do not be like the castrati. No one likes such slime for a reason.

Can't leave a hippo hanging. We do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the dark gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath Orbis, so we will build our own memorial here. The Imperium might lose us and Orbis might never know we existed, but the enemy - the enemy will know. The enemy will remember. We will hurt it so badly that it will never forget us until the stars burn out and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When ODN is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial - carved into the heart of ODN. We cannot lose, Astra Militarum. We have already won. Tl;dr: we are marching to war in defense of The Golden Horde

Admin has deemed that RP is fine, as long as you do not do it to any actual good degree. Once you start talking about having many wives and such his impotent rage starts boiling up. How dare a time period be like that. History is sexist oh noes. Oh and for those who think I'm being too harsh or whatever. This admin has called me, not the player, the person behind the nation, a racist, a sexist, and even went so far as to call me "sick". He stepped way out of line first himself and I am merely giving him a little bit back. I unlike many when it comes to themes put a lot of effort in my content. People like flavour. Not everybody can be <Ingame Colour> X. People want to be Templars, they want to be Mongols, they want to be Pirates. However if they dare mention women in their deeds... oh boy, the big tough man that is admin will protect them from seeing such things, what a hero. Note something also. There has been no rape or any such thing in the Legend of Rozalia. There is no need for it after all as the Roz is the perfect man and all women want to be with him. Closest was Lordship here, but if you can put 2 and 2 together you'd see why that situation was thought by the woman as possibly happening, so we can once again talk about there being so something not all that straight going on with Lordship.

How about just censoring whatever you think is violating the rules, rather than try and stop one of more interesting RPs out here? He's clearly roleplaying something that would have been deemed perfectly finde in the era it's roleplayed in. There is nothing offensive there, for you'd have to go out of your way to get offended by it, let alone that's it's perfectly normal for the time period he's roleplaying from to do it. Even today there are coutnrys where women are trathed as 2nd class citizens, as well as men having multiple wives and what not. Why not go out there and protest against real issues, rather than persecuting a guy roleplaying his fantasys online in a nation simulator game?

Did we request it? No. Will I stop them? No. You had an opportunity at peace, and you turned it down. IoM are dedicated allies. They're following exactly what both of us formed this coalition for. Consider this another lesson. When weighing the options of peace or war, what could possibly happen?

For almost two years I have listened to my voices and trusted whom I thought worthy. I have shown love and trust especially to those I hold dear. While listening to the voices, I was left to run NK as I seen fit. I pound my chest and speak for those who follow blindly. A week before this last "sneak attack" happened on nuke bloc, I forgave everyone's debt and gave all my brothers a chance to leave. I am honored by all those that stayed and fought with me against those that wished me harm. No matter my downfalls, some of the things I always did well was tell the truth, be respectful to people who deserved it, and throw some nukes. I would like to congratulate emc on doing a staggering 159 million more in damages to NK then we did in return. I would also like to offer congrats to micchan who blocked both nukes I fired at "it"(don' want to be sexist and it doesn't act like a lady so it it is) I would also like to congratulate emc on eatting 3.5 billion in damages from the Ape. Thank you for helping me secure the number one spot on nukes thrown. Even when asked directly, even leaning on the huge number advantage, emc would not give me (a previous ally for 800 days or so) a straight answer on if we were gonna be hit. I guess they would never imagine fighting us face to face. Don't really blame them. 20ish days of war to do 159 million net damage to an alliance of 18vs300. I understand the deception was needed to secure some kind of "victory"! I'm not here to throw shade so I'll bite my tongue. Knowing the trolls will prob have a gay ole time with this thread I'll cut it short. Ape retiring as leader of NK. I leave her to the only voices that haven't turned traitor. Join me in congratulating Krudd and Connor Yeets in their recent promotion. Alpha and Plac you will be missed. You have been my loyal brother and will always have a spot at my table with a soft spot to lay your head. Last post by Apeman, leader of NK

Mods are now deleting responses to the question of why you didn't just talk to the Admin? Laughable.

Oh frick off &#33;@#&#036;

Great as always, Roz. There's a reason you get nominated for 'best IC poster' annually.

Just waiting on this to get deleted, Roz you have balls of steel. Waiting on these SJW cucks to demonize you and insult you while saying how "sick" and how sexist you are because you role play a character. If you couldn't tell because you have the reasoning skills of a new born, Roz's character is a womanizing "mans man". You know, like satire, he is taking the character traits to the extreme for the comedic effect. Alex seems to have a strong bias against you, and its obvious with his reaction and threatening to ban you over a post that literally just uses porn stars wiki pics, with making jokes of how conquerors would get women as prizes for all of human history. (If you couldn't tell, that's the entire premise of the post)

Don’t delete this, mods.

Actually no. They are not. In all of those disesasses mosquitos are merley conductors, while microorganisms are the casue of dieseses. Also all of it happenes in 3rd world countrys where there are little to no medical aid agaisnt such diseses. You'll find that moquitos across the world are mostly carrions of itch and mild irritation, which is a perfect analogy to you guys

Already am. Just not yet apparent.

Never ever mess with mosqitoes, they bite hard!

Says the one practically begging for a response from the great Roz. Sounds like you're the trantum throwing child looking for someone to give you a bit of attention. You're welcome.

The first thing I did was save that shit because I knew NAMSLA (North American Man/Sheep Love Association) would take it down in a fit of autistic pique.

Translation: If you want to be stupid and egotistical all the while being smacked with a Cultural Victory, join ODN.

Apeman is someone who respects you if you respect him. He's made quite a few haters, mostly full of shit, for speaking his mind. I wish him a happy retirement and good luck to the new leadership!

Have you considered mercenary work? With 3.5 billion damage in a single war on your belt, i daresay you could reasonably charge quite a sum for such services.

Well I expected this game would go stale and die eventually because of the players, not the admin. Should of picked something benign for an alliance theme, like ISIS

Have fun IoM

"If communists manage to take over all of PnW." Yeah...."if" The hegemony has already come my friends, and we have lost. Beware the Red Pacifican, for they walk among us - but in the service of Him.

Join TKR!

Good stuff here guys. I appreciate you joining us in the celebration. All are welcome. I'm not vanishing, just don't wanna lead.

The amusing part about this post was where Apeman says he did not wish to be sexist, and then is immediately sexist by calling somebody 'it' instead of 'her' because they do not act how he expects a woman too. I don't actually much care, i just found it a mildly amusing ironic tidbit. Best of luck to you and your faithful Knights, Apeman.

I normally don't like to comment in* threads like this, but this is absolutely abhorrent. You sir, are a piece of shit. There is no defense for statements like this

It clearly is since you felt the need to publicly address your own gov here instead of within your own halls.

i am appalled someone would try and restrict someone from role playing as mad online

Dear Sheepshagger, We like Roz far more than you, you delusional frickwit.

Uhh dude. The historian in me is forced to remind you that mosquitos are actually pretty lethal, and one of the biggest killers in the history of mankind. You might have wanted to pick your metaphor a bit better. I mean....a quick google or wiki search could have told you that was a bad metaphor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito-borne_disease

Just got me some fancy new internet today. First thing I did with it? Well it wasn't uploading this, but it was close. Also to celebrate the change I'm unveiling a new opening with a special thanks to @ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘-̶™, @JtTeE, and @Malal for their help with the steamroller. Not like any of you care about this so I'll just roll the film now.

No one who has anything better to do with their time would play this game. You are playing this game. Therefore you have nothing better to do with your time. That's basically how everyone views this game and how everyone views your posts. It doesn't help you that you are constantly saying random crap to show how unimportant this game is and how little you care about it. Because 1. no one playing this game actually believes it's important and 2. someone who has better things to do with their time wouldn't be spending all of it on the OWF to tell everyone how they have no time to spare on the game. If, in the extremely unlikely chance that everything you posted was actually true; that you truly are invested in RK instead of PW, that you truly are busy with the Knights of Columbus which deserves your time more than PW, that Twitter truly is "more immersive" than PW, etc. etc. Then you're actually proving the opposite as you're spending your oh so valuable time on PW instead of on those things, meaning that you actually are invested in this game and that you do actually care. After all, if your opportunity cost is so high, the joy and happiness you get from playing this game must be immense and that's something that most players will never have. I imagine Sheepy is thrilled that anyone could receive as much enjoyment out of the game as you're clearly experiencing I suppose there's also the option that you are being honest about how little you care about this game, in which case you can visit https://politicsandwar.com/nation/delete/ to finally free yourself from what, judging by your posts, is clearly a such a major negative force in your life. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that you deleting your nation and quiting will hurt us very deeply as we'll miss your extremely insightful and well thought-out posts on the forums. Also, I just want to say that you have a worse grasp of FA than nearly anyone who has ever played this game and that your "super alliance mega merge" is one of the funniest posts I've ever read. You should resign from the KoC and pursue a career in stand-up instead, the world is worse off if you don't.

I'm not crying, you're crying! Love ya ape

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Well the proletariats aren't going to be exploited all by themselves now are they?

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=68052 Newly released footage of ODN's foreign policy:

@Apeman I felt there were some mistakes that needed editing so I have taken the time to do this for you For almost two years I have not listened to and trusted my gov. I have shown love and trust especially to those I am currently interested in because they can benefit me. While listening to the voices, I still ignored them so I was left to run NK as I saw fit. I pound my chest and speak for those who follow blindly like a baboon. I don’t give them much choice. A week before this last "sneak attack" happened on nuke bloc, I forgave everyone's debt and gave all my brothers (by brothers I mean people I will shit on the drop of a hat) a chance to leave. I am honored by all those that stayed, like fools and fought with me against those that wished me harm. No matter my downfalls (there was some hefty ones), some of the things I always did well was tell the truth, for the most part well I chatted a load of .... to be fair, be respectful to nobody, neglect and abused those that stood by me as gov for many years and throw some nukes once in a blue moon. (Insert BS manipulative facts here to look like my petty war may have won) I'm not here to throw shade so I'll bite my tongue. Knowing the people that genuinely know me as a person will tell you what really happened. Ape retiring as leader of NK. I leave her to the only voices that haven't turned traitor. Join me in congratulating Krudd and Connor Yeets in their recent promotion. They can’t do a worse job than myself! Alpha and Plac you will be missed. You have been my loyal brother and will always have a spot at my table with a soft spot to lay your head. To the point where I took your side over one of the best and legendary members of gov I had! (Not referring to myself here those who know will know which member of gov I’m speaking about) but you probably got out at a good time before I totally lost the plot. Well done big guy probs the best thing you’ve done for NK and congrats about admitting you’re a penis rather than narcissisticly twisting the blame onto others ?? Big steps right there. I was told you were sick hope you get over the egotitus soon before your head explodes and you trade more of your orbis friends In for nobodies catch you laterz Yours faithfully Haylz

Well frick you too mate!

I love how Queen M can be racist and say things to me and others that would spark outrage from other people, but when Arkiri makes an obvious offhanded joke, everyone wants to get pitch forks. Queen M just literally said I was in chains and made an equivalent to me being a slave and having a “massa”. Along with countless other things she has said, yet no one cares. So please, don’t criticize Arkiri until you criticize her.

Good luck guys.

We found durmij

lol the thread could have gone either way until kastor posted those screenies. For someone preaching at Buorhann to hold members accountable you should really hold yourself accountable as well. *insert spider man pointing to himself meme here*

I have disliked you and almost every opinion you have had since day 1, and I still stand by that. Go away pls.

So I guess you would prefer something like H-H-HYMEN BREAKER

In terms of global wars: The United Empire of Zahararon, Wildfire, Kingsmen, Typhon, Hate Machine, Atlas, Orange Defense Network, Horsemen on IQ's Side. Bad Company, Durmstrang, AIM, The Golden Horde, Imperium of Man, Knights Templar, Nordic Sea Raiders, Zeon and Western Union on NON-IQ Side. So that is 17 cherries popped in total. The Great Cherry Pop

The Great Blueballs Relief

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