Popular Post LordStrum Posted October 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2015 Welcome to the 2015 Obsidian Convention. Hosted by CNN and sponsored by MLG. Now let’s turn to our beautiful crowd. Here we have Obsidian candidates: Dalinar, LordStrum, and Mad Max. So tell us guys why should you be chosen to counter DEIC? Thank you LordStrum and Black Knights. Now onto InGen. Mad Max please turn to LordStrum and tell me what you would say to DEIC in a debate: Hey fossil what the !@#$ did you just !@#$ say about me you little !@#$, do you even genetics? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the genetic engineering and biochemistry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret clonings on extinct species, and I have over 300 confirmed raptor packs. I am trained in raptor warfare and I’m the in the top genetics team. You are nothing to me but just another extinct mammal. I will wipe you the !@#$ out with precision the likes of which the Permo-Triassic event couldn't even compete against, mark my !@#$ words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, !@#$er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of agent raptors across Gondwana and your genetic line is being traced right now so you better prepare for the T-Rex bite, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your species. You’re !@#$ dead, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 65 million ways, and that’s just with my electric fences. Not only am I extensively trained in park security, but I have access to the entire arsenal of sauropods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this super continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your !@#$ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I will make you extinct. You’re !@#$ dead, kiddo. Now Dalinar and TKR: I’ll be a patron of education. Let us put DEIC in a museum, with a plaque that reads: “Here lies opportunistic politics.†Now let us come to together as a bloc and perform our civic duty. And the crowd goes wild. TL;DR: The Obsidian Order declares war on the Dutch East India Company in defence of the Syndicate Signed for the Black Knights: LordStrum, Temperor Yosodog, ...whatever he is Jose Rodriguez III, Archduke of Defence Tiber, Archduke of Internal Affairs Flubb, Archduke of Foreign Affairs Zoot, Archduck of Economics Shifty Stranger, Archduke of Propaganda, Prophet of ayyy lmao Signed for The Knights Radiant: Herald of Kings: Infinite Citadel Herald of Foreign Affairs: Lordship Herald of Growth: Deus Herald of War: Azaghul Herald of Internal Affairs: Rickky Herald of the People: Walling High Prince of Internal Affairs: Sargun High Prince of Foreign Affairs: Avicenna High Prince of War: Best Leader High Prince of Recruiting: Alyster Signed for InGen: InGen Board - Mad Max, Olivier Mira, Apeman Management Team - Eugene Faulkner, Braxton Bragg, K Rudd 32 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) o/ BK ayy lmao, flavortown is back in business. Edited October 18, 2015 by hidude45454 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 YEAHHHHHHH 1 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiber Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 AYY LMAO LET'S DO THIS o/ BK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 o/ Obsidian Order Let's roll 2 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 !@#$ yeah LET'S GOOOOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Oh boy Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Rudd Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 O/ BK O/ TKR O/ InGen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) And this one wasn't announced on the radio show, and therefore is not relevant. /o\ (but have fun and all that ) Edited October 18, 2015 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Onward. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Glad you guys arrived, took you long enough. I even spared some targets for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheedows Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I stayed up all night for this moment 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Arrgh! 1 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Aksel Posted October 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2015 * Reads DoW * ​* Reminisces About Jeff Goldblum * * Hunts for Targets * *WAARRWWW* I look forward and take pleasure in rubbing shoulders on the field of battle with my ayybros in Black Knights and radiantbros in TKR. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Caesar Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 o/ time to burn some ships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Carlyle Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Let's do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Rodriguez III Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 No Risk No Profit DEIC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3TrjEuXuNw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Let's roll out! To war! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdoroth Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Settra Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Player perspective: Wooh, more firework ~ Wikia editor perspective: ...I hate you all... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted October 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2015 Ayy lmao 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Mustang Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Looks like we'll be needing a funeral for the DEIC mid-tier. Give 'em hell, gents! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Arrgh! Our heartfelt gratitude goes out to our allies in TKR and BK, and our friends in InGen. Smash 'em lads! 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8mrgrim8 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 this just became interesting for DEIC, let's see if they actually know how to war. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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