Popular Post Cooper_ Posted August 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2021 Orange Man Corporation News Release: Recognition of Hostile takeovers Orange Man Corporation, commonly called TKR, hereby recognizes the attempted hostile takeover by hedge funds T$ and Rose. Both companies have been implicated in predatory actions that have diminished investor confidence. T$ executives have been caught in a series of contradictory statements that has rattled their resolve. One man in a businessman-looking suit wearing a snake costume was quoted "What even is our CB?". Rose company heads have engaged in consolidation that some fear is already too much. Entire industries are now under the behemoth's control after many, many previous mergers. A stout man from somewhere in the midwest with a mustache commented how "Rose took our jobs." Share prices have tumbled for both companies with these revelations. Investigations last night uncovered an operation from the two companies to take down the mom and pop business, Orange Man Corp. with the codename "GG G/G." Execution of this plan was hindered by unforeseen technical difficulties resulting from extra high trading volume on the Sheepy exchange. Upon learning of this, Benfro, queen of TKR, declared that he would begin immediately to take action to protect against the bevy of shorts and puts facing his shareholders. Ben was not the only one to take notice. Soon, an army, with the moniker "Hollywood," were supporting Ben under the ancient principle of "YOLO". T$ and Rose sustained billions in losses of hedge money as investors flocked to TKR. While driving by in rural Iowa, one stereotypical swing voter recounted "TKR made him a millionaire." Internal polling has indicated that TKR has now replaced snek on moon. Now emboldened, Ben sought to acquire assets from both T$ and Rose, setting his sights particularly on the subsidiary, Terminal Jest. Thus, in a surprising maneuver, TKR began its own hostile takeovers of both T$ and Rose began under codename "Orange Man Bad". Rumors circulated that as Benfro announced this, a chant could be heard from the knights of the company. Continuing even to now, the echoes can be heard:"I pledge allegiance, to the flag. Against the $yndicate and Rose. One orange alliance. To prevent ROI and growth for all. Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed." - Signed: Orange Man Corp, TKR (soon to be found on the moon). Tl;dr - TKR is ready to dance. May only the worst ROI lead to the moon. 9 20 17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMorf Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 "Orange Man Bad!!" Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Ok, this is great. GLHF. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zed Posted August 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2021 @Agent W, @darkblade ... do you see what you people have done? When you forget to put the media and investor contacts at the top, and the About The Company statement at the bottom of a forum post, you bring shame and dishonor to all of us. It really looks out of character. Git gud. 4 5 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Schmo Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cooper_ said: Orange Man Corporation News Release: Recognition of Hostile takeovers Orange Man Corporation, commonly called TKR, hereby recognizes the attempted hostile takeover by hedge funds T$ and Rose. Both companies have been implicated in predatory actions that have diminished investor confidence. T$ executives have been caught in a series of contradictory statements that has rattled their resolve. One man in a businessman-looking suit wearing a snake costume was quoted "What even is our CB?". Rose company heads have engaged in consolidation that some fear is already too much. Entire industries are now under the behemoth's control after many, many previous mergers. A stout man from somewhere in the midwest with a mustache commented how "Rose took our jobs." Share prices have tumbled for both companies with these revelations. Investigations last night uncovered an operation from the two companies to take down the mom and pop business, Orange Man Corp. with the codename "GG G/G." Execution of this plan was hindered by unforeseen technical difficulties resulting from extra high trading volume on the Sheepy exchange. Upon learning of this, Benfro, queen of TKR, declared that he would begin immediately to take action to protect against the bevy of shorts and puts facing his shareholders. Ben was not the only one to take notice. Soon, an army, with the moniker "Hollywood," were supporting Ben under the ancient principle of "YOLO". T$ and Rose sustained billions in losses of hedge money as investors flocked to TKR. While driving by in rural Iowa, one stereotypical swing voter recounted "TKR made him a millionaire." Internal polling has indicated that TKR has now replaced snek on moon. Now emboldened, Ben sought to acquire assets from both T$ and Rose, setting his sights particularly on the subsidiary, Terminal Jest. Thus, in a surprising maneuver, TKR began its own hostile takeovers of both T$ and Rose began under codename "Orange Man Bad". Rumors circulated that as Benfro announced this, a chant could be heard from the knights of the company. Continuing even to now, the echoes can be heard:"I pledge allegiance, to the flag. Against the $yndicate and Rose. One orange alliance. To prevent ROI and growth for all. Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed." - Signed: Orange Man Corp, TKR (soon to be found on the moon). Tl;dr - TKR is ready to dance. May only the worst ROI lead to the moon. Orange Man Bad. Hail Orangeman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Don't you hate orange tho? 2 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Brb mining pixels - TKR to the Moon! 2 Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I'm always down for a moonshot. 2 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canbec Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I pledge allegiance, to the flag. Against the $yndicate and Rose. One orange alliance. To prevent ROI and growth for all. Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed. To the moon! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Good luck friends in TKR, enjoy the ride ❤️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James T Kirk Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Hurr durr HegeMOANy™ 11 minutes ago, Redarmy said: Don't you hate orange tho? Yes 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 TKR to the 🚀 🚀 ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ripper Posted August 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2021 11 minutes ago, Adrienne said: TKR to the 🚀 🚀 ! Ah... So all those missiles falling in my cities are just your failed space programs... 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Ripper said: Ah... So all those missiles falling in my cities are just your failed space programs... Mebbe. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blink Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 What’s Moon landing do 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Agent W Posted August 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2021 So if you haven’t worked it out yet, the whole dancing declaration of war was one giant metaphor. Many of you have been clamoring for more details, so let’s unpack it, shall we? “We want to dance,” Is it really any wonder that when you have a prior history of storming our embassy to troll us and you make posts repeatedly to try and trash talk us and our allies? and make IC attacks on prominent members,we’d not be the biggest fans of HW? This really isn’t anything new – you lot have been on us from the start. We watched you guys shit talk BW for months leading up to your aggressive, no CB hit on Rose. We weren’t about to let you do the same to us. But if the “talk shit, get hit” CB doesn’t suffice for you all, I’m happy to show you what else we’ve got.“ you want to dance,”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMuB5Cqd1w“and we saw you checking us out.” How are those veiled threats working out for you, SRD? It's not like you've even tried to cover your tracks.“We’re not big believers in having to wait for the guy to work up the courage to pull us away from our friends and ask us out, so here we are.” So, there you have it, folks! A DoW unpacked – “Let’s dance!” As an additional note, Cooper got the privilege of seeing a few of these logs a couple days again – a sneak preview if you will. His response? “So your logs show that one of our gov members doesn’t like you?” It’s heartwarming to see treaty partners learning from one another and growing but maybe pick a different lesson than the lack of accountability one, Cooper? I know TKR is a pro at that but – bit of free advice here – it won’t make you any friends. Speaking of which, how many demerits has Cooper earned, Adrienne? Surely he must have received a citation by now. No? Hmm… P.S. Bonus screenshot fun time! 4 7 1 Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagnarBuliwyf Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Enjoy the pixels exploding. I don't come out of retirement often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMorf Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Agent W said: So if you haven’t worked it out yet, the whole dancing declaration of war was one giant metaphor. Many of you have been clamoring for more details, so let’s unpack it, shall we? “We want to dance,” Is it really any wonder that when you have a prior history of storming our embassy to troll us and you make posts repeatedly to try and trash talk us and our allies? and make IC attacks on prominent members,we’d not be the biggest fans of HW? This really isn’t anything new – you lot have been on us from the start. We watched you guys shit talk BW for months leading up to your aggressive, no CB hit on Rose. We weren’t about to let you do the same to us. But if the “talk shit, get hit” CB doesn’t suffice for you all, I’m happy to show you what else we’ve got.“ you want to dance,”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMuB5Cqd1w“and we saw you checking us out.” How are those veiled threats working out for you, SRD? It's not like you've even tried to cover your tracks.“We’re not big believers in having to wait for the guy to work up the courage to pull us away from our friends and ask us out, so here we are.” So, there you have it, folks! A DoW unpacked – “Let’s dance!” As an additional note, Cooper got the privilege of seeing a few of these logs a couple days again – a sneak preview if you will. His response? “So your logs show that one of our gov members doesn’t like you?” It’s heartwarming to see treaty partners learning from one another and growing but maybe pick a different lesson than the lack of accountability one, Cooper? I know TKR is a pro at that but – bit of free advice here – it won’t make you any friends. Speaking of which, how many demerits has Cooper earned, Adrienne? Surely he must have received a citation by now. No? Hmm… P.S. Bonus screenshot fun time! They said mean things!!!!!! Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 minute ago, BigMorf said: They said mean things!!!!!! So did KETOGG, and that was a good enough reason for TKR. 3 1 1 Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Adam Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 minute ago, BigMorf said: They said mean things!!!!!! Morf, this is a parody of TKR's CB in Dance Dance Revolution Following bascially the same guidelines Might wanna look at that before commenting 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMorf Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Emperor Adam said: Morf, this is a parody of TKR's CB in Dance Dance Revolution Following bascially the same guidelines Might wanna look at that before commenting Can't fail the history test if you don't study history. *Finger to Head* ... wait crap 5 Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Nice RoH, one of the better ones. 2 Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cooper_ said: Orange Man Corporation News Release: Recognition of Hostile takeovers Orange Man Corporation, commonly called TKR, hereby recognizes the attempted hostile takeover by hedge funds T$ and Rose. Both companies have been implicated in predatory actions that have diminished investor confidence. T$ executives have been caught in a series of contradictory statements that has rattled their resolve. One man in a businessman-looking suit wearing a snake costume was quoted "What even is our CB?". Rose company heads have engaged in consolidation that some fear is already too much. Entire industries are now under the behemoth's control after many, many previous mergers. A stout man from somewhere in the midwest with a mustache commented how "Rose took our jobs." Share prices have tumbled for both companies with these revelations. Investigations last night uncovered an operation from the two companies to take down the mom and pop business, Orange Man Corp. with the codename "GG G/G." Execution of this plan was hindered by unforeseen technical difficulties resulting from extra high trading volume on the Sheepy exchange. Upon learning of this, Benfro, queen of TKR, declared that he would begin immediately to take action to protect against the bevy of shorts and puts facing his shareholders. Ben was not the only one to take notice. Soon, an army, with the moniker "Hollywood," were supporting Ben under the ancient principle of "YOLO". T$ and Rose sustained billions in losses of hedge money as investors flocked to TKR. While driving by in rural Iowa, one stereotypical swing voter recounted "TKR made him a millionaire." Internal polling has indicated that TKR has now replaced snek on moon. Now emboldened, Ben sought to acquire assets from both T$ and Rose, setting his sights particularly on the subsidiary, Terminal Jest. Thus, in a surprising maneuver, TKR began its own hostile takeovers of both T$ and Rose began under codename "Orange Man Bad". Rumors circulated that as Benfro announced this, a chant could be heard from the knights of the company. Continuing even to now, the echoes can be heard:"I pledge allegiance, to the flag. Against the $yndicate and Rose. One orange alliance. To prevent ROI and growth for all. Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed." - Signed: Orange Man Corp, TKR (soon to be found on the moon). Tl;dr - TKR is ready to dance. May only the worst ROI lead to the moon. whoops looks like I used My uno reverse card guess orange man corporation is heading to the floor now Edited August 19, 2021 by darkblade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted August 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2021 7 2 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted August 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2021 36 minutes ago, Agent W said: Wait you read that as a threat? holy shit you guys are paranoid as crap... I guess this conversation below makes more sense then. One where i made a joke, and Leo gets all bent out of shape. I looked at the rest of the conversation from your screen grab and Leo got bent out of shape at that one too. Atleast GJC gets that i am joking here. This is what I am dealing with guys. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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