Agent W

For team Snowbirds and WAP.

For team Snowbirds and WAP:

I am incredibly proud to celebrate this milestone as one of the few remaining tS founders’. Not many remain from the early days of tS, but I know the teapots that founded this alliance would be proud of the alliance we are today. o7 RoI o7 t$

Time for Tyrion to hold a grudge again. Maybe Piggy will even get called a snake!

Many Singularity members, wish death upon me. Radiation in my nation, dawg, and I can’t see. I’m trying to defeat Keegoz, as it’s destined to be. And Sketchy trying to take my infra away from me. I ZI’d a Sin member for fricking with me. My defensives full, now they gonna see. Better watch how you talk when you talk about me. Cause I’ll come and push your shit in Many SIN Members Many, many, many, SIN members Wish death ‘pon me Alex, I don’t mind no more Don’t look to disguise no more Have mercy on me Now these !@#$ ass punks put bounties on me instead Better go and get a refund, cuz I ain’t dead I’m the best in the game, Syndicate gang is who I’m around I’m the greatest W, I’ve always worn this crown When I get to spitting, something special happen every time I’m the GOAT, like Jessica Rabbit in her prime I post on RON, I’m ready to rumble Gonna put Betta in the camel clutch and make her humble Watching Pablo’s mental crumble Show your dumb asses what full naval’s do Trying to spout off, go ahead, I’ll keep taking your bread Roll your eyes at me, get clapped and left your ROI in the red I walk around full planes on my nation, with a chip on my shoulder Til I bust a beige on your nation, !@#$, this beef ain’t over Many SIN Members Many, many, many, SIN members Wish death ‘pon me Alex, I don’t mind no more Don’t look to disguise no more Have mercy on me These dubs wouldn’t be as special if Sketchy didn’t complain This joy not as sweet if Keegoz wasn’t as quick to entertain Winning gotta be easy, cuz losing is hard It’s left Pablo deranged, mentally scarred This is for my associates, making their ROI far over par Rolling our enemies, stunting on em like superstars I don’t see only Alex can judge me, cause I see things clear Quick, these dumbass RON posters about to reappear I’m like Manthrax in CoS, I’m the speaker Like Keegoz in RON, an attention seeker Tart switched sides on me, tried to make Singu roll on me I thought we was cool, why you want me to die homie? Many SIN Members Many, many, many, SIN members Wish death ‘pon me Alex, I don’t mind no more Don’t look to disguise no more Have mercy on me Every night I talk to Alex, but he don’t say nothing back I know he protecting me, so I stay on the attack In my nightmares, Keegoz kept his foot on my neck Psych, he tried some dumb shit now he’s a wreck The OWF don’t know the truth about Wayward Cata members been lied to about what they heard I ain’t gonna spell it out for you mother!@#$ers all the time Was Cata leadership illiterate? They couldn’t read between the lines In the Bible it says, “What comes around goes around” Dogpiled us once, six months later and you got rolled twice Now it’s clear that I’m still playing for a reason Cause y’all got hit like we got hit, and your members are deleting Many SIN Members Many, many, many, SIN members Wish death ‘pon me Alex, I don’t mind no more Don’t look to disguise no more Have mercy on me

Congrats on retirement, old friend.

Investor Contact: Keram Media Contact: Tarroc Breaking News: The Syndicate News Network, a subsidiary of the Syndicate Inc. has obtained a video shot on the scene of a shocking bloodbath. This video seems to confirm the rumors of the loss of the Syndicate’s beloved and longtime Chief Global Strategist, WANA. We present to you the video evidence, though we do warn our younger viewers that the scenes depicted in this video are graphic in nature. As Associate's mourn the passing of our fearless leader, we learned he left one last requiem for the world. He truly was a philosopher, visionary, and scholar. His words will be transcribed below. “And it’ll be a long time, before Orbis ever sees me again” “The OWF wants me to hold my head in shame” “So I hold em on, make public apologies in vain.” “Covers talking, now RON says I’m insane.” “Partisan said I’m gonna fumble down along the planner.” “And then Tarroc sasid, Put down the joint, dawg.” “I got VM off, coming for the things off.” “I guess there’s nothing and I’m finna nuke their heads off.” “I need a little something to knock the edge off.” “Aside from this song, P&W sucks. “Stomping on someone, with my military” “And I’ll put it off if they modest.” “And every other orb just ain’t Orbis.” “And every other leader couldn’t guide us.” “It falls upon what’s inside us.” “So I’m not gonna delete for my riders.” “Tell me where my ride is?” “And I don’t like them, and they don’t like that” “They don’t like that, and I don’t want that.” “And it’ll be a long time before Orbis ever sees me again.” “Don’t worry about me, worry bout you.” “Worry about something, don’t worry about what I do.” “Hatin on me, it’ll be a long time.” “Before Orbis ever sees me again.” “See, I needed to carry that weight.” “Naw, I’m one man, that’s too much on my plate.” “And I don’t sound try, tryna hesitate.” “Lost wars, very late, Pablo’s a featherweight.” “And I’m a heavyweight, and I’m very great.” “I create intrigue in every state.” “Do not debate, you cannot cape.” “I must’ve smoked an eighth, getting knocked because of faith.” “Guess it’s my fate, guess it was written.” “I can make a sphere, guess times are different.” “That was something that in 2015 was different.” “Now what it seem like when everybody seem alike.” “What you seem like, running from a fair fight.” “I don’t even seem right, Orbis feeling like I’m on the downright.” “And these leaders are secondary, afraid their head will end up on a pike.” “Trippin on sight, something about that spotlight.” “I’mma be downright, these alliances are downright biters” “And I’ma set fires” “And tS is downright fire, never been a liar.” “And I’m alone” “And I don’t like them, and they don’t like that” “They don’t like that, and I don’t want that.” “And it’ll be a long time before Orbis ever sees me again.” “Don’t worry about me, worry bout you.” “Worry about something, don’t worry about what I do.” "Hatin on me, it’ll be a long time.” “Before Orbis ever sees me again.” “So this song’s a reflection tape.” “So I posted it all around just before I skate.” “I can sell their tears online with the fuss they make.” “You be stunting with some fronters, that’s the best you can make.” “So if everybody just stands up, and things don’t plan out.” “Throw your upvotes at em, give em a handout.” “And with intentions shown, feeling like I’m in Rome.” “We’re-all-on-IRC days, I’m homeless.” “Or feeling like Spike Spiegel at the end of the movie.” “Wait, just needed two years to feel this glee.” “Feeling like Manthrax, I still got it” “And it’s something, but these leaders still not it.” “Going out on a limb, I know I’m him.” “Or maybe if I was humble, this feeling wouldn’t linger.” “Or maybe damn, I could just bloviate about winners.” “Maybe I should stop being real, maybe I should get on RON.” “Maybe I should’ve known some things different, I could’ve reconsidered.” “Got something, nothing serious, it was just a sliver.” “And they can’t stop me from standing here to deliver.” “And I’mma stand and deliver til they cry me a river.” “And I’ma spit it, like it get, but I’m fine.” “I’d stand by myself til’ my very last breath?” “Cause you know what? A pixel hugger dies a thousand deaths.” “And I’m proud where I’m bound, and now your next.” “And I could style on you, someone is bound to spell it out.” "These posters can’t style on me, they’re out of my league.” “I’m liable to be a liability” “Orbis, I’m liable to be a liability, and my ability.” “I don’t befriend the trends.” “And I don’t like them, and they don’t like that” “They don’t like that, and I don’t want that.” “And it’ll be a long time before Orbis ever sees me again.” “Don’t worry about me, worry bout you.” “Worry about something, don’t worry about what I do.” “Hatin on me, it’ll be a long time.” "Before Orbis ever sees me again.” “Don’t worry about what I’ve been up to.” “Where the hell I’m going, nah, screw you.” “Who the hell is going, don’t ask.” “Who the hell is asking? I’ll put Orbis on blast.” “And who the hell is lasting.” “And who’s gonna be the last standing.” “Caught up in their planning.” “Go outside and get a tan and” “I been feeling dandy” “And who’s gonna run the Syndicate, pass Tarroc that weight.” “And this morning, I slept in late.” “And all of the damage.” “Left on Orbis.” “Who’s here after it all, Tarroc runs tS FA after all.” “Stunting on these fronters, cuz I like to here em bawl.” “And I was never after y’all.” “Ain’t lost nothing, got it all.” “And you’re feeling like you’ve got it all.” “Think they’ve humbled me.” “Nah, not at all.” “Don’t worry about me.” “Just worry about you” “And whatcha gonna do.” "And it’ll be a long time before Orbis ever see me again.” “There’s something about going all out on the callouts, something’s in my DM’s.” “Last summer, last war, and y’all had a fallout.” “I can sense nothing of value, but what are y’all about?” "Bumping nothing to something, which is what y’all all about.” “Put everything on a something, then you go and mess around.” “Bet you felt something then, you don’t feel nothing now.” “Your tears dried up from posting expressionless.” "I went under exodus and learned what the lessons is.” “What the essence is, been here since the P&W genesis.” “I got the munchies, something a little sedative.” “One puff, and I get that look of innocence.” “I wish we could just take it back to the day of hegemonies.” “Before the hook is in, was there a point in any of this?” “But understand this, or I’d be remiss.” “I’m done, mother!@#$er.” “I can say whatever now, it’s my pleasure.” “And I don’t like them, and they don’t like that” “They don’t like that, and I don’t want that.” “And it’ll be a long time before Orbis ever sees me again.” “Don’t worry about me, worry bout you.” “Worry about something, don’t worry about what I do.” “Hatin on me, it’ll be a long time.” “Before Orbis ever sees me again.” TL;DR: I am retiring as the Syndicate’s Chief Global Strategist. Tarroc has been named the new Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. About SYNDICATE, INC., SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include The Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe, and Skull & Bones. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Tarroc, Chief Global Strategist.

Are you still mad from 2016 when you couldn’t get into tS? Let it go, man.

The Argentarii Accords: Article I: Non-Aggression Both signatories will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, hereafter defined as military force, subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other. Article II: Respect Signatories of this pact pledge to show only respect and good will towards each other. While this will prohibit outright verbal hostility in all its forms, it will not restrict healthy debate or productive disagreement. Article III: Mutual Defense Should either signatory be subject to an act of aggression, they are well within their rights to request military support, which the other signatory is obligated to provide unless the former signatory had become involved in a conflict via other treaties with other alliances or blocs. In such a case, the request for aid becomes voluntary. Article IV: Optional Aggression Should either signatory find it necessary to commit an act of aggression upon a third party, they must inform the other signatory at least 24 hours in advance. They may request military support from the other signatory, though this request is under no circumstances an obligation. The other signatory is also allowed to help the attacking signatory if no request for support has been requested. Article V: Aid Should either signatory come into need of aid of either political or financial aid, they may request such support as is necessary from the other signatory. It is recognized, however, that this request is in no way an obligation. Article VI: Intelligence Should vital knowledge of a political or military nature come to the attention of one signatory, they are required to share it with the other. Article VII: Cancellation Should either party wish to terminate these accords, they may do so with 72 hours notice. Once the notice period has expired, the treaty will be considered null and void. Signed for the Syndicate, WANA - Chief Global Strategist Lucas- Chief Operating Officer Golden Pope - Chief Security Officer Keram - Chief Financial Officer Signed for The Legion, /s/ Kiwilliam, Imperator /s/ David Ben-Gurion, Praetor /s/ Karl XVIII, Consul of Economic Affairs /s/ Nome, Consul of Foreign Affairs /s/ Lord Windmark, Consul of Internal Affairs /s/ Totem, Consul of Military Affairs

You were a worthy adversary, SRD. Enjoy your retirement, friend. Lord knows you’ve earned it.

HOGG didn’t seem to mind. In fact, they would have preferred a longer NAP, if my understanding is correct.

This was definitely a war of all time. May fortune continue to favor the bold.

Congratulations on two years, friends. May your covert dealings continue to add joy to these forums for years to come.

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I officially dub this bloc as Sudowoodo. May you score many critical hits.