Popular Post Prefonteen Posted April 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2021 From the desk of Pragglesan The bestest reporter ever Greetings, friends! On behalf of Habsburg News Hour I want to apologize to you! We knowingly clickbaited you friends! There is no easy ethical life hack. I had to get your attention because Exorock has made an unsettling discovery. You see. There are scammers in our midst! Hailing from the depths of egypt (for my american friends, this is egypt:) In egypt, they developed a system friends. It's called a pyramid! And now there are scammers in our midst friends! Scammers who are tricking unsuspecting new players into... ohhh I can't stand for this friends! Habsburg News Hour raises the alarm! Red flags! Outrage friends! I will start at the beginning! You see friends, recently we received the following testimony from an anonymous source! You see friend. This prompted us to do research! You see friends. Rose whales grow lots! And rose newbies less lots! Now rose newbies put half their money in the bank as an intry fee! Now friends. Eyes on the ball! Here is a link! Scour! https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=790 Friends, consider the Rose mission statement: Rose members contribute value to the alliance. Economic value that serves a higher purpose. This contribution is centralized. In the whale hoards! And the lowest levels fo this pyramid sacrifices for one another- the whale! I see you are not yet convinced friends. We have looked at the top rose nations and cross-calculate check algorithm'd it against our extensive habsburg royal marriage governance database of external alliances for union purposes (trademark leo'd). Through these advanced measures, we ended with the following list: Friends! Rose is a pyramid scheme! We as a community must come to action. We must boycott before more innocents fall victim to these scam artists! Exorock calls on all Rose victims to come forward and share their stories of economic abuse. Habsburg News Hour will give you your voice back. And together we may make a legal fist! For those friends among us who are old and slower in understanding (Greetings, Ronny friend!) I have summarized our reveal in this handy schematic. Please distribute it as you see fit in order to spread awareness! Ta! 5 15 33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear ArcticExplorer Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Didn't have time to read that all, but beautiful. Whatever this says, yes. Rose man bad! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 you've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for: 3 1 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Darth Ataxia Posted April 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2021 THANK YOU MR.SNEK. ACTION MUST BE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! 12 Quote House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cpt Crunch Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Isn't every alliance a pyramid scheme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Just now, Cpt Crunch said: Isn't every alliance a pyramid scheme? No, not entirely Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Cpt Crunch said: Isn't every alliance a pyramid scheme? Only the good ones. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUT Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 When the hegemony is sus 🧐 Quote Sultan of United Ummah, Head of Foreign Affairs.Inshallah, I will get some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Rose is treatied to Camelot and ASM Both of them are sus as well High time we rename Rose Sphere to Susphere 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 And while we're at it, can we talk about how any alliance that takes taxes is literally stealing from their members and stunting their growth? Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron99 Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Where's the news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Isn't this just a guide on how to be a macro? I see nothing unusual about this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 As a tfp member I must ask.... What are taxes? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Raphael Posted April 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2021 Rose's FA team is more absent than my father still looking for that milk after 27 years. 1 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin076 Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Wait, are you telling me that Rose gov members receiving billions in "loans" that never get paid back is actually some sort of embezzling scheme? I am SHOCKED. 1 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Leopold von Habsburg Posted April 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2021 At least their moved on from milking their protectorates to just milking their own members instead. Stop the corruption! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Rose is bad! Leave Rose! Destroy Rose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zoot Posted April 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2021 Look mom! I'm on the news! 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John M Keynes Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 (edited) don't most alliances do this? (yes, I'm aware this is a joke 😄) Edited April 3, 2021 by Golden Key Quote My opinion may not reflect those of my alliance or its affiliates. Please read at your own discretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latsu Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Cpt Crunch said: Isn't every alliance a pyramid scheme? Says someone that has no idea how much our grants suck for whales Edited April 3, 2021 by Latsu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Free the oppressed Rose members 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Krampus Posted April 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2021 12 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 I'm just here to say zoot join bk 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Oh thank goodness someone is finally here to save me from Vexz's tyranny! Quickly, we need to get the others before- OH GOD NO 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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