Popular Post Kastor Posted May 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2020 What if this is NPO's revenge. What if this is Roquentin's great return. What if NPO is coming to an alliance near you! NPO has setup a return to glory. While deleting all their nations, they sought the ultimate goal: total domination. They used affliates they met online to contact Drew Durlin, the legendary YouTube. Drew, while getting a good amount of views was running out of content ideas and needed ideas for a boost. He was eagerly taking any advice when the NPO affiliate contacted him, under the guise of helping, he lured Drew into making a video, knowing it would result in the massive boost in gameplay, which is what Roquentin wants. Under the guise of Drew, alliances opened their flood gates, former enemies soon welcomed in 15, 20, 30 members into their humble ranks. These are the NPO agents mixed with the newcomers. Their goal is to destroy alliances from within, growing their nations and taking government positions. All to lure everyone under their abode. Once they get the majority of alliances under their control, their plan is to take all the resources, bring in Goons and BK and destroy alliances. They will destroy discords, kick members, and bombard the veterans as they take over the game. Then, they will destroy and keep down any who don't do as they wish. If you thought the last war was bad, the new age is frightening. These words do not represent the view of me, my alliance, or any of our allies. I, and my alliance, deny these allegations and consider it satire. 16 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 This is NPO level paranoia. 6 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) Roquentin is a moron. He ruined Umbrella. He ruined NPO. He is a disappointment. Edited May 24, 2020 by Kongo Jack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Cooper Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 After all the stuff I've seen taking place here, this totally doesn't sound like a conspiracy theory to me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Glad to see you back Kastor. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Artifex Posted May 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2020 Listen kid, I don't have much time. I have information that will permanently ban Ro- 1 13 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epsteindidntkillhimself Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kongo Jack said: Roquentin is a moron. He ruined Umbrella. He ruined NPO. He is a disappointment. Hiott is that you? Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) . Edited May 24, 2020 by Unknown I’m trolling. Not important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thalmor Posted May 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2020 What if you (or me) were NPO agents and we just forgot? What if we were taken in by Pacifica, developed friendships, and then infiltrated alliances on behalf of our comrades. Then, as the time went on and we made new friends in new alliances, we just... forgot our original mission. Who are our true brothers and sisters? The people in the alliance we're in? Our comrades in Pacifica? Are we traitors if we help Pacifica? Are we traitors if we don't? My stomachs is in knots. My chest is thumping. I think I'm going to be sick. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Abbas Mehdi said: Hiott is that you? I am that I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted May 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2020 Looks an awful lot like the theory I proposed two weeks ago. 9 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ---- Posted May 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2020 Ladies and gentlemen: I’m here to announce a quarantine. A pandemic of Pathetivirus as been detected in our area. All flights from the Pathetic Ocean have been cancelled. The rest of you are advised to either GIT GUD or STAY GUD. Social Distancing is in effect for people from the following alliances: Cameltoe Poolaris U Pissed Now (UPN). Some advice from Dr prof. hab. Snek, M.D. 1 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Malleator said: Listen kid, I don't have much time. I have information that will permanently ban Ro- Look at that paint job 4 Quote "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 In unrelated news, all of the lead paint we put up in the General Debate forum to prevent all of the real world political from leeching out and poisoning the rest of the board appears to have been licked off overnight. Does anyone have any leads about that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namukara Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 I'm pretty sure Xor is back, but obvs I don't make reports unless it's politically benefitial to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Avakael said: In unrelated news, all of the lead paint we put up in the General Debate forum to prevent all of the real world political from leeching out and poisoning the rest of the board appears to have been licked off overnight. Does anyone have any leads about that? Probably Denison, he has a habit of eating glue and paint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Does being NPO from a long time ago count? Because if so, I must be entering Mason level's of brainwashing. Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Shorten Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 This is galaxy brained. NPO was playing 4d chess while we were all playing checkers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 This actually sounds fun. Sign me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 22 hours ago, Thalmor said: What if you (or me) were NPO agents and we just forgot? What if we were taken in by Pacifica, developed friendships, and then infiltrated alliances on behalf of our comrades. Then, as the time went on and we made new friends in new alliances, we just... forgot our original mission. Who are our true brothers and sisters? The people in the alliance we're in? Our comrades in Pacifica? Are we traitors if we help Pacifica? Are we traitors if we don't? My stomachs is in knots. My chest is thumping. I think I'm going to be sick. You don't know how hard this hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Why am I allied to you? Damn it NPO. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgotPants Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 5/24/2020 at 8:42 AM, Thalmor said: What if you (or me) were NPO agents and we just forgot? What if we were taken in by Pacifica, developed friendships, and then infiltrated alliances on behalf of our comrades. Then, as the time went on and we made new friends in new alliances, we just... forgot our original mission. Who are our true brothers and sisters? The people in the alliance we're in? Our comrades in Pacifica? Are we traitors if we help Pacifica? Are we traitors if we don't? My stomachs is in knots. My chest is thumping. I think I'm going to be sick. Thanks; now that my brain remembers being an NPO agent, my taxes automatically went up to 100/100. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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