Avakael

The most spiritually divine act under the guidance of the Church Of The Light is to delete ones own nation.

Nergia out here worried about losing 60% of the value of his infrastructure in a war after joining a post-nuclear apocalypse themed alliance

Buorhann was right all along.

You hit an unmilitarised bloc, we started buying 6 hours ago. Seems fair to me.

TFP is garbage, and I'm unsure why an alliance like House Stark stooped to actually offer you paperwork.

Spend 60k steel, aluminum and gasoline and $500m to make all of your future cities cost 10% more permanently in the future. Can buy as many times as you like, but can't delete it. Main benefit is clout, all your cities you buy after having one of these get a fancy badge to certify you as being rich as balls. Multiple projects equal multiple badges. Combine with a feature that lets you reply to forum posts with an automatically generated comment that compares how many city badges you have vs that user. Will equalise economics in upper tiers and bring fairness to PnW politics at long last. Inshallah.

Why is he in underwhelming tree alliance?

Well alright then, let's just be vague historical acquaintances and hope it doesn't get awkward when we need defeat the same tCW member or something.

I was driving down the street in Dayton Ohio today, and I poked my head out the side of the car window, and a dude outside the car stared back at me, and I asked him if there was any Waffle Houses in Dayton, and he said there sure was, and he said I could go to Waffle House #373, or Waffle House #907, or Waffle House #394, but don't go to Waffle House #1733 because they say it's in Dayton but it sure isn't. Well I went down to that Waffle House #1733, and sure enough, it wasn't in Dayton, but they had waffles, and those waffles were a solid six and a half out of ten. I keep thinking about the Waffle Houses that were in Dayton though, and I bet if I went to one of those Waffle Houses, the waffles I ate at those Waffle Houses would have scored at least a seven. Whatever you do, don't go to the Waffle Houses in Reynoldsburg, neither of those did any better than a five point five and that was being generous because I like pecans and they gave me extra pecans on my waffle at Waffle House #495 in Reynoldsburg, but the cooks in the back were smoking half and half and it reeked all the way through the dining area. I guess if you really wanted, you could try the Waffle House #1240 in Monroe, but I'm pretty sure I had a better experience at Waffle House #1642 at Girard, and that's saying something because last time I went to Girard I needed to stop off at the local hardware store to buy a new tape measure, and I measured the waffle I had at the Waffle House in Girard and it was a full half inch less in diameter than the waffle I had at the Waffle House in Sharonville earlier that day, and that was Waffle House #304, where they make waffles at the Waffle Houses out of eggs that even Waffle House #798 in Troy would never use, and that's saying something because Waffle House #798 didn't even rinse the chicken crap off their eggs before cracking them open directly into the waffle mix. Only Waffle House #2092 at Colerain Township would do worse than that, and that's because eggs were made illegal there after a very regrettable but largely forgotten act of Chinese espionage at the height of the Korean War. They have to smuggle their eggs in via one of three other Waffle Houses, and I have it narrowed down between Waffle House #2008 in Cincinnati, Waffle House #1839 in Bellefontaine, and Waffle House #1595 in Medina. As soon as I do, I'm gonna bust open that racket and the entire house of cards is going to come crumbling down, and only Waffle House #1542 at Beavercreek will be left because they still serve their waffles with the old cutlery with the big 3 inch fork prongs. The operation is a success, Partisan.

I would actually be okay with making the spy counts public, if it's already that simple to gather how many spies any particular nation has. $1000 an op isn't going to deter anyone- you only need the odds for the opposing coalition, and even if there's a thousand nations in that coalition, that's only $1m to check odds on all of them. The gasoline for my (c31) air strikes costs more than that.

this project is literally a form of pixel hugging disguised as military assistance

I joined CoTL after being told it was a suicide pact, stopped paying attention for a couple years and have now discovered that I'm somehow in one of the strongest alliances in the game. I've clearly been ripped off. Who can I seek restitution from?

I'm not sure why people think the accidental bonus MAP thing is rare. I've somehow accidentally had an extra attack or an extra MAP at least once a week in every global war I've fought since that 10 month anus horribilis. I thought that bug was deemed a lost cause a long time ago, so I gave up pointing it out to anyone.

So grades were better for advanced mathematics than compulsory mathematics? Clearly math shouldn't be compulsory.

It would be weird if it never happened.

Nuclear Weapons: Launched: Eaten: 0 0 99 You're just gonna leave me stranded here?

What if we just buffed missiles so they could be used to directly target any of planes, tanks or ships? The MAP cost would mean you'd never use them over regular air/ground/naval assaults unless you had no other choice, but you'd have the ability to retaliate against nations that hold you completely on lockdown. It'd make it much riskier to declare a large number of wars, because even if you've beaten 4 people, they could coordinate missiles to make the difference for number 5. It'd do a lot more for "balancing beatdowns" than the obnoxious beige changes Prefontaine has previously suggested.

I wasn't banned from the server- I was banned from the CoTL embassy. I was in that embassy at the request of the CoTL government. I left the server after I was removed from the embassy. There was no further point in me being in the server if I was no longer going to be granted any form of diplomatic credentials.

I'm forced to agree with this. After leaving t$, I didn't really interact with them much, but I wound up being present in their CoTL discord embassy for the start of the global war known as "Duck Hunt". I disagreed with their perceptions about why the war started, and their reaction was to immediately ban me from the embassy. It feels pretty shitty to know that I'm basically dead to them despite having been part of the community since 2014 era MI6, but it's mostly different people now, and I've accepted it.

I distinctly recall that the last time t$ made a formal de-escalation agreement with another bloc, they got straight up stabbed in the back and attacked anyway.

I like this clock, and so do you.

Per the text of this treaty, Clock and BR could just remain at permanent 5553/max military and this NAP will never end. World peace is in our grasp.

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I will consent to ford being present in the peace talks, on the condition that I also get to be there for the purpose of trying to make the war longer and saltier.

I'd tell you to mald, but I've probably already scalped every tCW nation within 5 cities of mine over the last 6-7 years.